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tattycoram · 11 hours

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Cody: Count Dooku really seems to hate us Obi-wan: Maybe he's homophobic Cody: We're not a couple, General Obi-wan: We're not? Rex: You're not?

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soclonely · 2 days

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Commander Cody: where is the last place you flew?

Captain Rex: off the fucking handle and there's another potential flight on it's way.

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clonememesfrikyeah · 3 days

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*Somewhere in a galaxy far far away*

Alpha-17: *Lights cigarette and downs the whole thing in one drag.*

Fordo: *watching in disbelief waiting for the cloud*

Alpha-17: *coughs a little*

Fordo: “…Do you exhale?”

Alpha-17: “What’dya mean?”

Fordo: “When you smoke? Do you exhale it?”

Alpha-17: “I don’t understand the question mate.”

Fordo: “Your fucking with me. You do know when you smoke you’re supposed to inhale then exhale it.”

Alpha-17: “That’s just silly.”

Fordo: “So you’re telling me when you smoke you smoke the whole lot without breathing?”

Alpha-17: “That’s how you’re supposed to do it.”

Fordo: “No it isn’t that’s how you fucking die!”

Alpha-17:*laughs* So you’re telling me when you open your canteen you take a sip and spit it out? How else do you quench your thirst?”

Fordo: “Your fucked up, how long ya been smoking for?”

Alpha-17: “Ten years.”

Fordo: “And how old are we?”

Alpha-17: “Bought twelve and a half I’d say.”

Fordo: “…Your gonna fucking die of lung cancer mate. Your gonna get punched in the face with the long dick of cancer!”

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 6 months

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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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incorrectclonewars · 1 month

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Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.

Ahsoka: Nu-uh.

Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!

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padawansuggest · 11 months

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CloneTok

Cody: ‘I’m on a ground campaign and I woke up to General Kenobi’s dinohorse just watching me through the flap in my tent’ *pans camera up*

Boga: *just standing still and watching Cody with heart eyes af*

Cody: …what the fuck…

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 7 months

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Fox after reading his nth xenophobic death threat: Civvies are getting lazy with their death threats just bland 'You'll never find the body meat droid' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be "You'll never stop finding the body"

Thorn, equally bored: Or just say "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them"

Fox: Now that's a threat!

Quinlan sitting up: Do you guys need therapy

Fox: Just another day as a Corrie guard

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nerfpuncher · 1 month

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Rex: Fives and Echo are drunk outside my bunk room, all their saying is "NO you're MY bestest friend in the whole wide world" back and forth to one another

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bibannana · 29 days

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Rex *finishing a briefing with the 212th*: See you out there boys. *makes finger guns and winks before walking off*

Obi-wan *blinks*: What?

Cody *absolutely disgusted*: Why?

Fives *wheezing*: He did it! He actually did it!

Echo *being held up by Waxer and Boil*: Mission successful!!

Ahsoka *grins and high fives them both*: We've been teaching Rex some modern slang.

Obi-wan *slowly blinks*: I can see that.

Anakin *enters*: Greetings my fellow friends!

Cody *shaking his head*: Force, they got Skywalker too.

Fives *grins*: Nah, he's always been like that.

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obes-kenobes-benos · 9 months

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Cody: CONFESS!

Obi-Wan: What?

Cody: CONFESS, KENOBI!

Obi-Wan: But-

Cody: RIGHT.NOW.

Obi-Wan: OKAY, I LOVE YOU!!!

Cody:

Obi-Wan:

Cody: So, it wasn't you who stole my caff?

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tattycoram · 2 days

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*Umbara* Fives, greeting Tup: Good morning Fives, greeting Kix: Good morning Fives, greeting Jesse: Good morning Fives, greeting Dogma: Not you, you can choke

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pensaremightierthanswords · 2 months

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Incorrect Bad Batch Quotes #9

Crosshair: Do they teach you plan 72?

Omega: Is that the one where you sing in a hula skirt so I can get by unnoticed?

Crosshair:.... Let's go with that one. That one's better.

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boomtowngirl · 1 year

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Ever since I saw this post by @tattycoram I couldn’t stop laughing and I knew I wouldn’t rest until I drew it 🥲

So here’s my take at how I think this conversation went:

I’d like to thank @firstofficerwiggles for hyping me up to post this S2

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 21 days

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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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incorrectclonewars · 1 month

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Obi-Wan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.

Anakin: [looking lovingly at Padme across the room] I don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.

Obi-Wan: Anakin, you are nowhere near my eyes.

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padawansuggest · 6 months

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Rex: *five minute tirade about Anakin’s weird mechanic binge last week that resulted in an illegal death ray*

Fox: *still complaining about Palpatine’s ear hair*

Bly: *sighing about Aayla’s beautiful lekku and how she gave him a forehead kiss once*

Cody: …*sipping caff*

Rex: ???

Cody: What?

Rex: Well, go on, what new bullshit is Kenobi getting into lately?

Cody: Not much.

Rex: …he’s calming down finally?

Cody: No, I just found his off button.

Fox: An off button? Where is it?

Cody: The back of his throat.

Bly: …oh my god?!?

Rex: What… don’t you mean the back of his neck?

Cody: Nope. Throat. You know, on the inside.

Rex: OH MY GOD

Bly: *cackling* oh god how often does that happen?

Cody: Whenever he starts to rant and we’re alone.

Rex: …do you think that’ll work on mine?

Cody: Probably. He seems like he’ll turn to goo if you call him a good boy.

Fox: *big sigh* I don’t think that’ll work on mine. I’ll just kill him 😔

Bly: Call me if you need help hiding the body.

Fox: Thanks, Bly. You’re a pal.

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