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tattycoram · 3 days
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Fives: *fires a blaster in the room* Echo: THIS IS WHY REX DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU
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Leia Organa: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder someone right now. Winter: There is no WiFi in prison. Leia Organa: Thank you.
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bibannana · 2 days
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Anakin *looking at Fives*: Why does he have a lip blanket?
Fives *strokes his moustache*: It's a moustache.
Anakin *points to Obi-wan*: No, that's a moustache. That- *gestures to Fives* - is a lip blanket.
Echo *snorts*: I told you to shave it off.
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Anakin: Hey Snips, what's going on?
Ahsoka: Teenage rebellion.
Anakin: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
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padawansuggest · 2 days
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Mando 1: *sitting there looking calm*
Mando 2: What are you doing?
Mando 1: Meditation. That Jetii that we met last week said it will help me see less visions. Protects the head or something.
Mando 3: *throws a rock at their head*
Mando 1: Ow! What was that for?
Mando 3: Just put on your buy’ce oh my god it’ll stop the visions too! And it ‘protects the head’!
Mando 2: he’s got a point.
Mando 1: So does my knife.
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headcanonthings · 3 days
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Random Darksider: I have come to take you. Ahsoka, pulling out her comm: Hang on, let me ask my Master first. Random Darksider: What are you-? Ahsoka: He said he's coming over in five minutes. He's also bringing Kenobi. You should probably leave if you still value your life.
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techfan450 · 3 days
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Hux: *talking to Mitaka about stuff*
Ren: *winks from the other side of the room*
Hux: I have to gay
Mitaka: What?
Hux: Go! To work! Bye! *walks towards Kylo*
Mitaka: Uh-huh
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bisexualvader · 30 days
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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mmelolabelle · 8 months
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➡️incorrect star wars
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tattycoram · 24 hours
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Cody: Rex, there's something I need to tell you. Obi-wan and I are dating Rex: I've known for the last two years, you two are inseparable Cody: Years? We've only been dating for a few weeks! Rex: Then what the hell were you doing before that?
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ecoamerica · 16 days
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Wedge Antilles: Okay, we have to find a way out of here. Kell Tainer: Burn down the building. Face Loran: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat. Wedge Antilles: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.
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incorrectmandalorian · 8 months
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keeping up with the mandalorians
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gamelpar · 1 month
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Crosshair: I hate you.
Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.
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headcanonthings · 7 hours
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Qui-Gon, after returning from Melida/Dann without Obi-Wan: Padawan Vos, I sense hostility from you. Quinlan: Good, because I hate you.
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