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incorrectclonewars · 2 days
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Ahsoka: I am in charge of this disaster!
Maul: I have a name, you know.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Maul: Are you okay?
Ahsoka, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Maul: [picks up an onion] What the fuck did you say to Lady Tano?
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?
Ezra: I’m not scared of her!
Kanan: So that’s a no.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Ahsoka: There's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which one of us do you think that'd be?
Barriss, Lux, Riyo, and Maul: [all stare at Ahsoka]
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Obi-Wan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Anakin: [looking lovingly at Padme across the room] I don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Quinlan-Vos: Okay, I’ll be back soon.
Quinlan-Vos: If Kenobi calls, tell him I died but make sure you really sell it.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Anakin: You know what I’ve realized?
Obi-Wan: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Anakin: Nice try, anyways-
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Padme: Do you have a self-care routine?
Anakin: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Maul: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Ahsoka: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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incorrectclonewars · 1 month
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Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.
Ahsoka: Nu-uh.
Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!
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incorrectclonewars · 2 months
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Ahsoka: I thought you were on a spiritual retreat.
Obi-Wan: Namaste. 
Ahsoka: And you're supposed to be dead! 
Darth Vader: I got better?
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incorrectclonewars · 8 months
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Ahsoka: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Maul: It was autocorrect.
Ahsoka: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Maul: Yes.
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incorrectclonewars · 8 months
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Anakin: Never back down never what!!
Ahsoka, when she was first assigned to Anakin: never give up
Anakin: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT!
Ahsoka: NeVeR gIvE uP
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incorrectclonewars · 10 months
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Anakin, at Starbucks: The cappuccino is for my Master. Could you put his name on the cup? 
Barista: Sure, what is it? 
Anakin: Slut
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incorrectclonewars · 10 months
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Mace: If I see the word gaslight one more time... I'm getting off the internet forever.
Anakin: You're not even seeing it that much.
Ahsoka: Yeah, it's all in your head.
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incorrectclonewars · 10 months
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Padme, about Anakin: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.
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incorrectclonewars · 11 months
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Obi-Wan: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Anakin: But... what if something else happens? Just this one time?
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