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tattycoram · 2 days
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*when the 212th and 501st have training together* Waxer: Are you upset that you don't get to be on the same team as Echo? Fives: Have you ever run a simulation with Echo? Waxer: No.. Fives: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *on the other end of the battlefield* Echo, chasing Boil: I SAID FASTER DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS IT MEANS MORE FAST-
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bbygirl-obi · 8 months
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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mearchy · 3 months
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Aayla: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Bly: Um...Neat.
*later*
Bly, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat", Cody. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm kriffing stupid.
Cody, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Bly. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Obi-Wan confessed his love for me?
Bly: Didn't you thank him?
Cody: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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sailorkamino · 7 months
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in another universe palpatine was exposed by wine drunk dooku calling obi-wan to complain about his boss
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doublechocolate · 1 year
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Based on this ol’ meme 
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 7 months
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No, I will not elaborate.
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kara-ct · 1 month
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Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.
Cody: Very, very close.
Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.
Cody: We're not friends.
Anakin : What???
Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.
Anakin: What else do you do?
Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...
Cody : Your master and I sleep together.
Obi-Wan : Cody!
Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.
Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.
Cody : Me too.
Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.
Obi-Wan : What?
Cody : What?!
Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.
Cody : WHAT?!
Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.
Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!
Cody : I'm going to be sick...
*2 hours later*
Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!
Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.
Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!
Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.
Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?
Anakin : What were they talking about then?
Kix :
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allthingskenobi · 7 months
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Incorrect Quotes with Quinlan Vos & Obi-Wan Kenobi
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clonegirlie · 11 months
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Hera: Honey, just so you know I invited Omega and she requested a plus 5
Kanan: Plus 5? That’s a little too much
Hera: I know but she insisted, and the more the merrier
Kanan: Well, if it makes you happy
-At the wedding-
Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Echo: *staring at Kanan*
Kanan: *staring them back*
All together: *pointing at each other* WAIT A MINUTE
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[Anakin and Y/N are sitting on a bench]
Obi-Wan: What's wrong, why do you both look so sad?
Anakin: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Obi-Wan: *sits down*
Y/N: The bench is freshly painted.
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boomtowngirl · 1 year
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Welp, here’s another drawing. This time I just had to do this post by @tattycoram
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Yes, Rex straps Tup into his seat every single time they go out
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tattycoram · 1 month
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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bbygirl-obi · 11 months
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obi-wan: cody, do you think i can be difficult to work with? cody: there is no other jedi i would rather serve under, sir. obi-wan: you're speaking to the negotiator, cody. i know how to spot when someone's dodging a question. cody: you're my superior officer, sir. obi-wan: alright then. everything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, starting now. cody, immediately: you're cocky, pushy, reckless, flirty at the most inappropriate times, value vanity more than wearing armor in a war zone, have daddy issues so massive everyone can see it from clicks away- obi-wan: but- cody: i have 22.5 seconds left, sir. i'm not done.
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incorrect-first-order · 3 months
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Hux: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body." Phasma: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them." Hux: Now that's threatening.
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sailorkamino · 1 year
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[after obi-wan was captured by seps]
cody: general! are you hurt? how did you escape?
obi-wan: i'm fine, cody. i managed to trick the torture droid.
cody: how?
obi-wan: i convinced it i have a pain kink and would therefore enjoy any torture.
the rest of the 212th: [stunned silence]
cody: ...do you though?
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doublechocolate · 1 year
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incorrect dinluke (26/??)
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