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harringroveera · 3 days

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Eddie: We can totally do this. We don’t need our stupid boyfriends to help us

Steve: Yeah! How dumb do they think we are?

Eddie: Sometimes Henry leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

Steve: …

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team-iceflower · 6 hours

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Yang: *Opens Ruby's door*

Ruby: *immediately locks her phone*

Yang: Hey, just us for dinner!

Ruby: Okay, sounds good!

Yang: *closes the door then immediately reopens it*

Ruby: *on her phone* GAH!

Yang: I knew it!! What are you hiding!?

Ruby: Uh, porn.

Yang: Don't lie to me.

Ruby: Fine, I'm texting Weiss.

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #yang xiao long #source: modern family

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batfamgalore · 1 month

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*They’re at a gala and Damian is self conscious because Bruce is giving a lot of attention to someone else’s baby and now Damian is trying to convince Jason that he’s better*

Jason: You’re right, you’re way cuter than a baby. I’m gonna go check on dinner.

*Walks away, turns to Dick who was watching the whole interaction*

Jason: Sometimes I like to just toss a grenade and run away.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #source: modern family

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 6 months

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Bruce: I raised five perfectly functional children

Y/N: *tearing up* You have five other children we don’t know about?!

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marksandrec · 6 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2617

I'm waiting for the patch to download so here's some bloodweave flirting. (Dialogue from Modern Family.)

#incorrect bg3 quotes #bloodweave #bg3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #neil newbon #tim downie #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: modern family #high rollers dnd #dnd

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Wanda: Y/N, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Y/N: You want me to go home.

Wanda: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

Y/N: I want you to go home?

#source: modern family #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 11 months

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Jason: Okay, I’ll be back soon.

Jason: If Bruce calls, tell him I died but make sure you really sell it.

#source: modern family #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw death mention

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

#simon ghost riley x reader #its good to be back #black reader #john price #price x reader #cod x y/n #cod x reader #modern warfare incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #black fem reader #x reader #modern warfare x reader #simon riley x you #cod x female reader #modern warefare 2 x reader #mw2 x reader #141 sweetheart #source: modern family

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waterfire1848 · 1 year

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Clark: If something happened to the Batkids…I couldn’t live with myself.

Diana: Of course you wouldn’t have to because Bruce would kill you.

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golyadkin · 1 month

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you can trust them, they're super scientists

#the venture bros #comics #pete white #billy quizboy #billy whalen #rusty venture #dean venture #hank venture #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #source: frasier #there was gonna be a fifth but it involved brock and i'm nowhere near brave enough to attempt drawing brock for the first time #also my back is killing me i need to do my physio lmao #here take these #i mostly did this because i wanted to draw the baking soda one ignore the errors and missing shit and whatever it's like 10pm #art tag

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thealtoduck · 3 months

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BatCat!Bro: In my neighbourhood there was a saying ”Love is just around the corner”…

Dick: *smiles warmly* That’s such a nice way to think i’ll keep that with me *Gets up and leaves*

Damian: *Looks at BatCat!Bro suspiciously* What’s the catch?

BatCat!Bro: I come from a neighbourhood with a lot of prostitutes…

#source: modern family #dick grayson x brother!reader #dick grayson x male reader #damian wayne x brother reader #damian wayne x male reader #batfam x male reader #batboys x male reader #batfamily x male reader #batfam x male!reader #batcatbro reader #batcat!bro reader #batfamily x batbro!reader #batfam x batcat!bro #dc comics x male reader

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bellabrady · 4 months

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Buck: *makes a self-deprecating joke*

Eddie: Damn, who hurt you?

Buck: Well-

Eddie: Just kidding, I know it was Margaret and Philip.

#evan buckley #911 fox #abc #eddie diaz #buddie #incorrect 911 quotes #buddie crack #9-1-1 #anti margaret buckley #anti philip buckley #buckley parents can go to hell #source: modern family

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zootopiathingz · 2 months

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Angel: date someone who looks sexy when disappointed.

Husk: *glares at him*

Angel: see?

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #huskerdust #angel x husk #source: modern family

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batfamgalore · 1 month

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Roy: Jason, I need you to do this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.

Jason: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #red hood #jason todd #roy harper #source: modern family

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animationmovieshipps · 5 months

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Y/n: Harmony is going through a phase, at least, oh we hope it's a phase

Floyd: She bolts every chance she gets

*Floyd running after the baby*

Floyd: Harmony

*The baby runs to the other side*

Floyd: Harmony!

*The baby runs back to the first side*

Floyd: HARMONY!!!

Floyd: So we had no choice but to put her in a child safety tether

Y/N: It's a leash and we did have a choice

#trolls floyd #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #floyd x reader #gn reader #oc child #trolls band together

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goodomensbutwrong · 8 months

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Aziraphale : Crowley ? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Crowley : I'll stop twice on the way back.

#source: modern family #good omens #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens tv #aziracrow #ineffable partners

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