Calliope: look at her. Being fake gentle and kind. You won't trick me, you absolute garbage of a monster. I bet she's thinking about killing me right now.
Juliette: im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay. oh God oh God send help. Wanna kiss 🥺
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Cal: How old are you?
Juliette: 17
Cal: How long have you been 17?
Juliette: 10 months. Do you wanna come to my birthday party?!
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Calliope: I’m a monster hunter that’s going to take you out
Juliette: You mean like on a date?🥰😍😘❤️
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calliope: my girlfriend will be graceful. ruthless. a fearless force of nature.
juliette: *falls on her knees sobbing after accidentally stepping on a snail because she tripped*
calliope: her. i want her.
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Jules: I just saw a spider in the bathtub...
Cal: Good for them! Self-care is important!
Jules:
Cal:
Jules:
Cal: okay FINE. I'LL GO TAKE IT OUTSIDE-
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Burns family and the rest of the Guild: Welcome to the Fuck Vampires Club, where we say fuck you to vampires!
Calliope (and let's be honest, Talia too), standing up: Yeah, sorry, I think we had a misunderstanding.
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*jules and cal literally making out in jules dreams*
*jules wakes up*
jules: shit.
*jules grabs her phone to text cal*
j💕 to cal💕: calliope burns please stop sneaking into my dreams to make out… 😕
j💕: just come to my house and we can do it in real life 🙃 .
cal💕: On my way!
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Juliette : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Calliope : What's that?
Juliette : Remorse code.
Calliope : I'm even angrier now
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First Kill Season 1, Episode 8…
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Cal: We all have our demons *pulls Juliette over* this one’s mine.
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