Why does no one talk about how in 1827 Crowley was like “Hey angel meet me at this grave yard at midnight 😘 I want to show you something 👀😏”
and Aziraphale just said “tehe 😍 ok 🥰😉”
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Donna: Issac Newton?
The Doctor: Smash, next question.
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ambrosius asking who nimona was, ballister should’ve answered with, “our new daughter” with nimona in the corner with a clearly fake adoption certificate that she more than likely annoyed ballister to sign
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Tfw you're killed by two old men and they make out over your corpse
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Marvel & Disney : Alright we’re not going to make Lokius explicitly canon yet
Meanwhile:
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Bojan with Jere's friends: *bowling, swearing, jumping around*
Bojan, alone with Jere: woe is me, I am dying, Jere baby will you be my nurse?
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The Bene Gesserit: All these years of careful planning wasted. The Duke's child was meant to be a girl and marry Feyd-Ruatha, uniting the Houses of Harkonnen and Atriedes.
Feyd: yeah but like where's the problem?
Bene Gesserit:
Feyd: I mean I'm not gay but I'll fuck him if that will keep you all quiet for five minutes.
Paul:
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Violet:*Brings out the paper crowns* My father and I used to make these on my birthday. It made me so happy and I even made them for my beloved late husband to cheer him up and I miss him so much...
Agatha:So... I guess you figured it out that I slept with your dad?
Violet:*Spits out her tea*
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Yashiki: Mashita i'm calling to say i love you and when you're not around everything is terrible and dumb
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Stede: *knows how to do absolutely nothing but keeps surviving*
Izzy a known morosexual: *tearing his shirt off* Bonnet you’re so fucking stupid—
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