Stede: *knows how to do absolutely nothing but keeps surviving*
Izzy a known morosexual: *tearing his shirt off* Bonnet you’re so fucking stupid—
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please watch Our Flag Means Death if you haven’t already
(lyrics from “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything” as covered by Relient K)
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Captain Stede Bonnet the Gentleman Pirate??
Did you mean The Shark Fighter!?!?
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“Hey, do you wanna do something weird?”
More cowboys cuz I CAN’T STOP.
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I’m literally begging for season 2 of ofmd to incorporate one of my favorite episode structures, it would suit the show so well: the episode starts with something insane and then flashes back to how they got there.
ex: I want the episode to open with Alma and Louis jumping on a bed yelling wake up wake up. I want to hear Mary and Doug both grumble and scare the little gremlins off. I want them both to sit up and stretch. Then I want Izzy to sit up completely naked between them, have them all look at each other and scream. Cut to “Three hours earlier”
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Why does Swede dress slutty like every other day and no one cares or mentions it ???? is that just days he forgets clothes or he feels cute that day like idgi
Is it just to show that Nat Faxon has an insane body like ??? the character is so innocent and shy why he’d do that lmao
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Can someone funnier than me add captions on these pictures to make it seem like a What we do in the shadow type mockumentary interview of Stede and Ed's feelings about each other
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