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theshortangrylesbian · 11 months
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Sterling: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.
Blair: Just rip the bandaid off.
Sterling: It's April.
Blair: Put the bandaid back on.
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Conan: You trying to play games with me?
KID: I don’t play games. And if I was playing games, I’d win. I’m in better shape and I cheat.
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Ruby: I was a totally different person back then, young and naïve-
Weiss: *Rolling her eyes* That was last week.
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Anomen: Criminals are hungry, stupid people.
Imoen, at the same time as Charname: That is a hurtful stereotype.
Charname, at the same time as Imoen: Hey! I’m hungry and stupid and I’m not a criminal!
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ladymiraclewings · 2 years
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Young Fizzarolli: What are amphetamines?
Young Blitzo: Drugs that can go on land and water.
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technicallycrazyfun · 10 months
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Zelda: Maybe she's dealing amphetamines.
Link and Zelda: *watching Purah*
Link: ok, but what's amphetamines?
Zelda: drugs that can go on land or water.
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Jeyne: Theon will crack in five seconds flat.
Sansa: Let Theon be. It's okay to have a secret.
Jeyne: We don't have secrets.
Sansa: {Currently hiding Margaery} No, but we could if we wanted to, right?
Jeyne: Right. Wait. No. I don't like secrets. Secrets imply boundaries. Do you have a secret?
Sansa: No… it was a hypothetical.
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kinesmanda · 1 year
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Bran: You trying to play games with me?
Mercy: I don’t play games. And if I was playing games, I’d win. I’m in better shape and I cheat.
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Gurjin: I was a totally different person back then, young and naïve-
Naia: [rolling her eyes] That was last week.
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bombshelllblonde · 1 month
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heyyyyyy im backkk!!!!!!!
invading ur ask box again lol, sorry!!!!!!
this might start being a thing
ANYWYAS
i totally forgot to mention last time hiw muvh i love lenny, mary-beth and hosea and tilly and MOLLY O SHEA omg
the drinking mission w lenny is one of my favorites, and I LOVE PLAYING DOMINOES W TILLY MY GIRL SHE IS THE BEST
AND SADIE I LOVE HER SM
Like yea gurl!!!!! kill the o driscolls!! kill them all!! avenge ur pookie!!! rahhh!!!
Mary-beth and kieran are my blorbs. my pookies. my babbygirls. my schmookums
molly o'shea that woman that she is i love her so so so much
i feel so bad for her tho w her fights w dutch :(
speaking of dutch, idk i have like a neutral (slightly negative) view of him???
i dislike how he treats molly, and w how he treats mary-beth?? (inst dutch also like 40-50 and mary-beth like 20-smth? idk im probably rlly biased in this lol)
ALSO another reason dutch be chosing Micah the rat over what is his basically adopted son??
im definitely biased in this but wtv lmao
but he hasnt really done much so i dont hate him, but i dont like him either
moving on, do yk if theres any way to explore blackwater + south of it while playing as arthur? i wanna get all the dinosaur bones and legendary animals !!
i replayed the 'americans at rest' mission, yk w bill (i think) javier and charles at the bar (towards the beginning of the game)
its so fucking funny i cannot
arthur walks in, uses his amazing charmer skills (LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER) and then bill runs in, punches a guy therefore starting a bar fight, HERE COME CHARLES WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, arthur gets his ass kicked and then kicks ass and nearly beats the guy half to death
yk when jack grows up and tells epople abt his dear ol uncle arthur that uncle lore drop boutta be CRAZYYYY
did i mention charles throwing a chair? its my favorite part could you tell
i have a pretty neutral view of john marston ig, i kinda hope he steps up and gets the stick outta his ass, starts being a father to jack or smth but im trying not to get my hopes up lmao
thats it for now!!!! hope u have a nice day!!!!
(thanks for responding to these btw! lmk if im bothering u tho, ty for letting me ramble abt my hyperfixation lmao)
okay lsitennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn rdr2 has been mt hyper fixation since July of 2022 when my brother in law gave me his old ps4 and the game and i don’t think ive shut up about it since i started playing. My entire personality is rdr2. And my current outlet/therapy is writing my rdr2 fanfiction
it’s gotten to the point where my family has literally started buying me cowboy/outlaw stuff. when I was a teenager i loved owls so everyone got me owl things. now im obsessed with cowboys at 26 years old and every gift I receive has something to do with outlaws
My sister got me a cameo of Roger Clark talking to me as Arthur for my 25th bday and literally nothing has ever topped that. It was the most amazing gift ever and now I have a video of Arthur Morgan saying my name and talking to me about my horses!!!! It’s so amazing I watch it all the time
unfortunately there isn’t any way to explore blackwater as Arthur unless you get like mods or something. the AI immediately roll up and the bounty hunters shoot him dead if you try to get into west Elizabeth
do you know how to play dominoes??? Literally ive only ever played 5 finger fillet in that game because i cant fucking play dominoes or poker bc i don’t know how
also Tilly is amazing just wait until later in the game. there’s a mission that really solidified the love i have for Arthur being the protective older brother
Dutch is sooooo complex and i think that’s why i love him so much. i won’t get too deep into my feels for him just yet bc i want you to keep going without me saying anything but once you get farther into the game we can talk about him!!!
Hosea and Dutch are literally my gay fathers. I love them so much. Their love for each other literally makes my tummy flip I love it so so so much
Also I’d let Charles hit me with a chair too, tbh. Love of my life
I never disliked Molly but I didn’t like her either, I think she’s just too much of a loud mouth. Felt like to me she could have not been in the game and it wouldn’t have changed much. Idk
And John’s complexity we can talk about after you progress a lil further. I honestly don’t want to spoil anything or give it away unless you don’t care about spoilers. But I’m just gonna stay quiet until you let me know 😂😂😂😂
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theshortangrylesbian · 10 months
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April: Hey Blair, wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow? 
Blair: Sure. 
April: Miles! Wanna third wheel on my date with Sterling tomorrow? 
Miles: Sure.
April: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! 
Blair & Miles: ... 
Sterling: April... 
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 9 months
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Ayumi: What are amphetamines?
Kaito: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Ayumi: Ohhh...
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Sterling: [runs to hug April]
April: [steps aside]
Sterling: Hey! Why did you move?
April: I thought you were going to attack me.
Sterling: I was going to hug you!
April: Why would you hug me?
Sterling: Why would I attack you!?
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Garrick: What are amphetamines?
Imoen: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Garrick: Ohhhh.
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funkylittlebidiot · 3 years
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Tony: okay kids, I’ve decided you’re old enough to handle small missions on your own
Tony: you’re going to take down this drug plant where they smuggle amphetamines
Harley: cool!
Peter: we won’t let you down!
Miles: what are amphetamines?
Harley: drugs that can go on both land and water
Tony: on second thought -
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