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Incorrect Teenage Bounty Hunters Quotes
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Sterling: [runs to hug April]
April: [steps aside]
Sterling: Hey! Why did you move?
April: I thought you were going to attack me.
Sterling: I was going to hug you!
April: Why would you hug me?
Sterling: Why would I attack you!?
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April: Are you two ok?!
Blair: Yes.
April: Are you hurt?
Sterling: No
April, grabbing them by the ears: THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS THINKING?!
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Bowser: Hey guys, guess what I got?
Sterling: A woman?
April: A real job?
Blair: Friends your own age?
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Blair: I offer the following heartfelt sentiment:
Blair: You all can suck it!
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Sterling: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife?? Wifesband???
April: I’ll let you figure that one out, sweetie.
[ten minutes later]
Sterling: I might actually be stupid.
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Sterling: Help me impress April
Blair: Just try to act smart
*later*
April: Hey Sterl
Sterling: As Shakespeare once said, “hello”
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April: What are you, five?
Sterling: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
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April: Someone will die.
Sterling: Of fun!
Blair: And of murder...
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Sterling: Knock knock
April: Who’s there?
Sterling: Nacho
April: Nacho who?
Sterling, finger guns: Nacho girlfriend anymore
April: *instantly tearful*
Sterling, now panicking: I’m sorry
Sterling: I’m not breaking up with you
Sterling: I’m proposing
April: *uncontrollably sobbing*
Sterling: Yeah I did not think this through
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April, doing a baby voice, holding her newborn in her arms: I love your mommy so, so much. Your mommy used to be my favourite thing in the world. I used to tell your mommy I would take a bullet for her.
Sterling, listening from behind the door: 😊
April: Now, though, now I would use your mommy as a human shield to protect you. Yes I would, ah, yes I would!
Sterling:
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Sterling: Aww babe, you had a crush on me? That’s so embarrassing
April: Babe, we’re married
Sterling: Still...
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April: *points to high shelf* Can you reach that for me?
Sterling: You need me in your life after all.
April: I could replace you with a step ladder.
Sterling: Wait no-
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Sterling: Do you think when butterflies are in love that they feel humans in their stomach?
April: Sterling. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the FUCK
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Sterling: We are unstoppable.
April: It’s almost scary how in sync we are. We finish each other’s...
Sterling: Uh...
April: Ss...
Sterling: S-Somebody once told me.
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April: *stands outside of Sterling’s widow with a “PROM?” sign*
Blair, leaning out of the window: Oh, my god! Yes!
April: No! Tell Sterling!
Blair: Sterling, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!
Sterling:...
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Blair: Don't worry. Sterling likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
April *touching her hair*: She thinks it’s fancy?
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Blair: It’s time for plan B
Sterling: We have a plan B?
Blair: No, but it’s time for one.
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