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Jesper: Welcome to my very first vlog, where I try different hair products!
Jesper: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*
Jesper: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
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incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan.#Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!!#incorrect quotes#wesper#shadow and bone#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#inej gafha#incorrect quote#kanej
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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1
#there are so many good helnik ones y'all#i have no idea how many parts this will entail but buckle up because i screenshotted 40 headlines today alone#will add alt text soon#six of crows#shadow and bone#crooked kingdom#sab#soc#save shadow and bone#save six of crows#six of crows spin off#incorrect six of crows#incorrect crows#incorrect grishaverse#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#nina zenik#matthias helvar#inej ghafa#helnik#wesper
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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*playing twister*
kaz: right hand red.
wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*
jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice
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“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”
— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1
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wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?
kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.
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Kaz: checkmate
Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???
Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game
#and then he pulls a pair of sunglasses out his butt and says swag#wylan proceeds to beat him with his light up sketchers#you hear a thud see a flash of light then Kaz is on the ground#six of crows incorrect quotes#soc incorrect quotes#leigh bardugo#save shadow and bone#grishaverse#shadow and bone#six of crows#crooked kingdom#ruin and rising#siege and storm#wylan hendriks#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#wesper#inej ghafa#kanej
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Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly
Pekka Rollins:
Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
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Kaz at the doctor's office.
Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."
Kaz: "So I'm healthy."
Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."
#The crows dragged him there by his ears btw#“Wdym you didn't see a doctor since you were fi- YOU ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KAZ”#(that's what I think anyway after the plague and all)#incorrect soc#six of crows#soc#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#matthias helvar#also#kaz canonically swallowed lockpicks and bombs#BOMBS#no one can tell me this dude is physically fine
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Jesper: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Jesper: *Punches wall*
Jesper:
Jesper: Take me to the hospital.
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Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.
Inej: Yes he does.
Kaz: Yes he does.
Jesper: Yes I do.
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✨boom boom!✨
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#pt. 1/???#six of crows#shadow and bone#wylan van eck#crooked kingdom#sab s2#shadow and bone season 2#sab#wylan hendriks#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#nina zenik#matthias helvar#six of crows incorrect quotes#incorrect six of crows#helnik#wesper#kanej#pekka rollins#watch your back
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Nina: so, how would you describe your type? “Little bit crazy but deadly”? “Traumatised in their childhood”?
Jesper: once again, Nina, I don’t have a type. All the people I am attracted to are very different.
Kaz, in the background: …and we will destroy them, brick by brick….
Wylan, talking to Kaz: or we can blow them up, it will be more efficient
Jesper: ok, just forget that I just said
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