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ivashkovadrian · 1 day
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incorrect crows quotes #8
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five-of-cr · 3 months
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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”
— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1
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Nina: *speaking Spanish*
Kaz: I know, I know.
Inej: You speak Spanish?
Kaz: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Nina speaks.
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nerdlingmerchling · 2 months
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Jesper: I called Wylan 'baby' and now he's upset. I don't understand.
Kaz: Of course he's upset! You've basically called him an infant!
Jesper: It's an endearment!
Kaz: It's not! It's an insult! You should have called him a 'gem', a 'diamond', a 'gold stash', or, better yet, if you truly wanted to be complimentary : a 'desirable asset', an 'investment', or even a 'lump sum', although you might want to keep that last one for when you're in private; it's pretty racy. Anyway, I'll write you a list. *walks out of the room*
Jesper: Kerch men are so fucking weird....
Inej: *nods sagely*
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miss-fabrikator · 10 months
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Saints, you guys love Wesper don't ya-
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bazkrekkers · 1 year
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Kaz: Inej, Inej, do the thing
Inej: *laughs*
Kaz: oh my god
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swift-of-corvids · 1 year
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jesper: what do you call a fish with no eye
wylan: astyanax mexicanus
kaz: oomen 😃
jesper: …
jesper: a fsh
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odd067 · 1 year
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Inej: so, who’s the clingy one in the relationship?
Jesper:(sitting in Wylans lap, arms around his neck): Wylan, obviously
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six-of-bros · 1 year
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Wylan : The Ocean is a soup.
Jesper :
Jesper : Do elaborate.
Wylan : What are needed for something to be a soup?
Jesper : Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Wylan : *Tilts head*
Jesper : The Ocean is a Soup.
Wylan : The Ocean is a Soup.
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ivashkovadrian · 2 months
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incorrect crows quotes #6
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five-of-cr · 3 months
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Them 🧡🩵
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thecrxwclub · 2 years
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Kaz: *dies*
Jesper: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Nina: Bullshit. One month.
Matthias: Six weeks.
Wylan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAZ JUST DIED!
Inej, scratching her chin in thought: Eight days.
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Nina: You’re alive.
Kaz: No need to sound so disappointed.
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nerdlingmerchling · 4 days
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Jesper: Put your money where your mouth is, sir.
Wylan: No. I'm gonna put my mouth where your money is.
Jesper:
Wylan:
Jesper: I've no idea what that means, but I'm still strangely turned on.
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miss-fabrikator · 1 year
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Kaz, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way. 
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