Cardan: Jude, what are you doing?

Jude: The Court of Teeth wanted to know what kind of weapons we have in our armory and I'm just letting them know it's private information.

Cardan: *reading over Jude's shoulder* This just says fuck around and find out in calligraphy.

Kaz Brekker:

Because ch39 and ch40 happened. And no one really got over that.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SCENE FROM CHAPTER 37 OF CROOKED KINGDOM

Haibara: Hewwo. Utahime: Hihiiiiii! Geto: Greetings, Humans. Nanami: Three kinds of people. Gojo: I want pudding. Nanami: Four kinds of people. Shoko: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? Nanami: Five kinds of people.

Todo: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Yuuji: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Todo: Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood. Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.

Nanami:

staring at all the Gojo simps gathered in front of him

I think we should've been more specific when we put posters out for our “Fuck Gojo” club.

Utahime:

standing next to Nanami

What have we done...?

Cardan when Jude:

I love how Jude kissed Cardan the first time with the intention of humiliating him. this guy pushed her into a lake, kicked dirt in her food, did little to nothing when she was high on faerie fruit, and now he reveals it was cuz he has a crush on her and hates himself for it. And her knee-jerk response is to shame him by making out with him so he can feel how badly he wants her and how embarrassed he should be by it. It’s almost too girlboss to wrap my head around. And then she accidentally enjoys kissing him so whoopsie

Randalin: *being mean to Jude*

Cardan: *about to make him regret even being born*

Whatshisface: my king she tried to kill you

Cardan:

I can’t remember the advisor’s name. I’ll change it if someone could tell me it

*sniffs an old book*

Me: Oh yeah, that's the stuff... Wait-

*starts sneezing for the next 40 hours*

Sniffing old books is like a drug to me

Cardan: I always smile or sneer when I'm nervous

Jude: You're always smiling or sneering when you're with me

Cardan: Don't think about that too hard

I love how Jude saw Cardan’s paper with her name on it over and over and was like wow he must really hate me when this is when Cardan was actually just doing the broody fae prince version of doodling Mr. Cardan Duarte in his diary.

Jude: i hate you

Cardan: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

JJK SPOILERS

Oh yeah the reunion was heartwarming. Megumi even got SFF (Sukuna Fried Fingers) to celebrate the occasion.

a silly little thought about men who probably shouldn't be raising children without supervision lmao click on photos for better quality !! please don't repost anywhere :(

honey xx