Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaz: Absolutely not.
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Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3
Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself
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me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is
kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-
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Kaz at the doctor's office.
Doctor: "Okay, so I found nothing wrong with your stomach."
Kaz: "So I'm healthy."
Doctor: *laughing fit* "No." Wipes tears out of his eyes. "SAINTS no."
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Kaz: I can excuse torture, but I draw the line at disrespecting women
Inej: You can excuse torture???
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Inej: Kaz why are you on the floor
Kaz: I'm depressed
Kaz: I've also been stabbed.
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Kaz: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all posers.
Inej: Kaz, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.
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Kaz: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Inej: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors
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kaz: I've been expecting you, Inej.
inej: How did you do that without turning around?
kaz: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.
Inej: Yes he does.
Kaz: Yes he does.
Jesper: Yes I do.
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