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#Hamnahs incorrect quotes
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Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3
Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself
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Cardan, after trying to drown Jude: 🎀🙄💅🏼✨🤟🤪🤪🤪🎶Im a BaD GiRL, I DiD SoMe bAd tHiNgS🎶🤪🤟✨💅🏼🙄🎀🎀
Jude:.......
*Years after they're married*
Jude, grinning: Hey, remember when-
Cardan: No.
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Reporter, to Libby: So, how does it feel to be marrying someone so out of your league?
Libby: Well-
Nash, cutting her off: Feels amazin', darlin', thanks
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How i think Avery greets everyone:
Oren:
Avery: *walks out the door and spots Oren* Oren!
Avery: *gives him a hug*
Oren: *trying his best not to smile*
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Jameson:
Avery: *wakes up*
Avery: *sees him next to her*
Avery: *gives him kisses all over*
Jameson: *laughing and kissing her back*
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Grayson:
Avery: *walks by him*
Avery:*stops and stares into his eyes*
Grayson: *stares back*
Avery and Grayson: *staring into each other's eyes, unblinking, for a few seconds*
Avery and Grayson: *aggressive nod*
Avery and Grayson: *going back to what they were initially doing*
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Nash:
Avery: *sees Nash and runs up to him*
Avery: *engulfs Nash into the biggest hug she can*
Nash: *laughs and pats her head*
Avery: *tries to trip him bc "there's no playing dirty if you win"*
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Xander:
Xander:
Avery:
[insert very fast and very complicated handshake]
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Libby:
Avery: *hugs Libby*
Avery: I love you so much ifanyonehurtsyouIwillhireahitman. Good morning. ♥
Libby:
Libby: I love you too. Let's have breakfast together
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Max:
Avery: *from one end of the hallway* Max!
Max: *from the other end of hallway* Avery!
Avery and Max: *walking toward each other Dio and Jotaro style*
(i personally think Max watches anime and Avery finds it funny to make references)
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Alisa:
Avery: Morning Alisa!
Alisa and Avery: *give each other a side hug*
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Doctor: So what's wrong?
Grayson: My back hurts
Doctor: Ah, i see. Do you have any guesses on why it hurts?
Grayson: Because I have to constantly carry the burden of my existence.
Doctor:........
Nash: Wrong doctor, Gray
Bonus:
Grayson: Ah, i see
Grayson:
Grayson: Jameson kicked my back to wake me up >:(
Extra bonus (bc I love yall):
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Locke: *being Locke and existing*
Taryn: I can fix him ♥
Taryn:
Taryn: *kills him*
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Grayson: Id walk through FIRE for my friends.
Grayson: Well, not fire. Since that's dangerous. But a very humid room.
Grayson: Not too humid though, cause my hair.
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Jameson: Here you are, as you threatened me asked so kindly for, a nice hot cup of tea
Grayson: it's cold
Jameson: nice cup of tea
Grayson: it's horrible
Jameson: cup of tea
Grayson: I'm pretty sure this isn't even tea
Jameson: cup
Grayson: This is a glass. How the fuck did you mess up this badly?
Jameson:
Jameson: I-
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This one was inspired by @f4iry-bell 's Grayson x genz! Reader
Reader, on Grayson's insta, commenting: Damnnn that ate
Grayson, replying: what?
Reader: you ate, bro
Grayson: bro??? We're dating.
Grayson: And ate what?
Reader: the suit. You absolutely ate that suit.
Grayson:??? Why??? Would I eat??? The suit???
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Alisa, picking up her phone: Hello, who is it?
Avery: it's Avery
Alisa, sighing: What did she do this time?
Avery: No, its me, Avery.
Alisa: oh
Alisa:
Alisa: What did you do this time?
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Avery: "Make friends" they said
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Jameson and Grayson: *fighting and brawling like their lives depend on it*
Xander, running around: *UNHOLY SCREECHING*
Nash: *sitting on the edge of a chair that's on fire eating popcorn and watching the show while talking to Libby on the phone*
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Avery: "it'll be fun" they said. "The Hawthorne boys aren't that bad" they said
Avery, looking at Oren, referring to Skye: "no one will try to outright murder you" THEY SAID
Bonus:
Alisa: I warned you, don't look at me
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Grayson and Jameson: *arguing*
Nash, taking some aspirin: I'm having a headache because of you guys. Can you just be cool?!
Grayson and Jameson:
Grayson and Jameson: *continue arguing but are now wearing shades and arguing in rap*
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Nina, on the phone: Sorry, Matthias can't come to the phone right now
Nina: why?
Nina, choking up: Cause he's dead
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Jameson: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
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Grayson: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Grayson: "Ohana" means "family"
Grayson: And family means no one gets left behind
Grayson:
Grayson: *purposely leaves Jameson at a random Walmart*
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