This one was inspired by @f4iry-bell 's Grayson x genz! Reader
Reader, on Grayson's insta, commenting: Damnnn that ate
Grayson, replying: what?
Reader: you ate, bro
Grayson: bro??? We're dating.
Grayson: And ate what?
Reader: the suit. You absolutely ate that suit.
Grayson:??? Why??? Would I eat??? The suit???
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a lot of positive reviews on the movie say something about how bowie was perfectly cast blah blah (he would have been better cast in 1983 when his hair colour/texture actually matched the book description but okay so he was depressed and on drugs that doesn't make you a good actor)
but what they neglect to mention is
this will never not be funny to me
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He is a 10, but he was caught by you when he was a kid and was obsessed since then, has a cave filled with statues and murals of you (some pornographic), killed 33 gods for you, would let you commit mass genocide, pretending to be dead jokes, has butterflies spy cameras, is the leader of a city full of ghosts, hates everyone but you, selfhatred, self harm, 800+ years of stalking, saw you curse at your sworn enemy and stole the curse, also stole a earring and keept it for 800+ years, literally died for you 3 times when you said for him to live, his sole presence burned a palace once, had fun when you lost your memories,has friends but does not adimit they are his friends, is bad at calligraphy
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Remus: enters the dorm room with a book in his hand, wearing his reading glasses and a David Bowie T-shirt
Siruis: "gay panic"
James: "gay panic"
Peter "the aroace queen" Pettigrew: oh hi Remus can you help me with the charms essay-
Peter looking at siruis and james: um why are y'all drooling
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! ATSV SPOILER !
my personal belief is that hobbie brown had been plotting his little revolution for a while now
he saw Miguel and called BS
told miles to make his own watch as he ripped stuff from the walls and stole from other spider-individuals in the lobby
checked with gwen how much miles knew and if they were about to throw a fight
(there's this one line i didn't get when he was on the chair and miles pushed him out of the way and he said "you're not ready for us yet" but maybe it was about his secret sub-group of revolutionary anti miguel and canon event stuff, bc miles was clearly focused on his parents/his friends, which meant he didn't know about the risk Jeff was under nor the betrayal from Gwen and Peter B.)
he went to give Gwen's dad a watch for his daughter (he knew she was going to end up back in her universe) and likely gave it after the fight broke out in the HQ, so with his own watch
hobbie is a super nice guy who believes in freedom and equality, to have miguel telling him his own experience are nothing but meant to be, and then forcefully impose his recruits to ignore others/not help them, yup, called BS
i bet he got an entire group ready for this shit, like Spider Noir is def in it, man fought nazis, hobbie fought fascist, they won't let any of this freedom stealing crap go on
i also believe he told Gwen's dad, to be captain, the fate of the usual Captain Stacy in the multiverse and the lack of help he would receive even if people knew he was in danger. i didn't feel remorse and guilt, more uneasiness and nostalgia in the way he behaved when Gwen came back and announced he quitted. he would have tried to arrest her again but he can't, cause he's not a cop anymore and he can't be a cop cause he's gonna die and he doesn't want to. not bc he tried to arrest his daughter, not because they lost their closeness once peter died. he still believe she's somehow guilty but Gwen still loves him and hobbie stopped his death, changed the "canon event" and went to round up his squad
Aka the we-love-miles-and-dont-always-fit-the-canon-events-bs
which Jess, Ben and Miguel don't fit either since they didn't get bitten by a spider to begin with
btw i love punk culture, and i love hobbie, like the way he just wants to help, mainly the one who are rejected, the marginalized and everything
there is so much to say about this movie but gods willing I'll just shut up and go to sleep now (what about hobbie helping but not Gwen, what about Gwen being dependant on Jess and Miguel, what about pav being an angel ???)
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mtlocweek2023 day 6: fanmily!! i was SO excited for this prompt!! the mordhaus scientists are twelve’s fathers in the sense that they created him :’) twelve loves his papa (left) and his dad (right) so much and they love him like a son! <3
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Coming from an avid Estinien lover, you have to admit he's a bit of an idiot in every aspect that isn't combat
Well... yeah he is. But that only adds to his charm!
Even if it makes you facepalm every now and again.
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