Grishaverse text posts I made based on things my friends and I have actually said. In real life
I wanna say part 27…?
Jesper: I learned to floss!
*does the floss*
Inej: We’re all very proud of you
Wylan: *softly applauds*
Nina: What am I supposed to eat this hummus with?
Matthias, eating carrot sticks and hummus: I dunno honey what do you want to eat the hummus with?
Nina: Like… a spoon?
Wylan: I’ve been crocheting so roughly and so much that I have callouses
Jesper: You like it nice and rough
Everyone else also present, screaming: THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY
Wylan: Wait, what?
Wylan: As I said on Tuesday, the only crime I will ever commit is arson. Accidentally or intentionally; arson
Wylan: Or treason, I think I could get behind treason
Wylan: What is treason?
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https://christina-346.tengp.icu/ls/uVT2pBa
https://christina-346.tengp.icu/ls/uVT2pBa
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Matthias' daily struggle in hellgate and especially at the being of soc
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https://tonya-361.tengp.icu/rf/fEOjUsR
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hel-fresh out the slammer-nik
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"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps
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I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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netflix really canceled shadow and bone before matthias could have any screentime in general and with any of the other crows in particular
so sorry king you deserved better
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i love that kaz said to nina it ‘had to look real’ and instead of tailoring him she chose to fucking deck him
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rip shadow and bone. we would have loved to see dark alina. we would have loved to see matthias finally get out of jail. we would have loved to see kaz learn to love. we would have loved to see zoyalai on screen. we would have loved to see wylan's story. we would have loved to see the ice court heist. we would have loved to see colm fahey. we would have loved to meet kuweii. we would have loved to see jesper get over his gambling addiction. we would have loved to see matthias relearn all he knew for nina. we would have loved to see inej find her family again. we would have loved to see mal find out what life is like without alina. we would have loved to see nina learn to live for herself, instead of her country.
we would have loved to see more of the characters we all know and love.
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