You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Killing eve comic book au 🤞
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I sat in my towel after my shower for an hour scrolling through tumblr looking at little posts about my cutesy gay ships! How much more teenage girl could I get?
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i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*
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come to the realisation that every fucked-up fictional lesbian couple needs a third, more fucked up lesbian around to make them worse. not for love triangle reasons because the main two are very much into each other and are weird about it but because the third lesbian makes things sooo much worse and also funnier because she can. just girly things etc.
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Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.
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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
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