is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try

Interesting how all three ships my blog is centered around have this dynamic huh

Witcher’s Lullaby

This month’s Geraskier print choice for my Acid Rain Tier [ available til the end of the month if you’d like one! Link to Patreon here ]

Nobody:

My inner child: Make a Geraskier dress-up paper doll

My inner child: (satisfied)

Whoever said The Amazing Devil is meant to be listened to in cheap earbuds/headphones wasn't wrong because DAYUM I think I just had a religious experience.

Jaskier the bard : legs, boots and posing 😅🥰 (BTS included)

Bonus : probably the ultimate one 😅

You can't convince me that Joey wasn't winking at Hugh 😭😭

sometimes i still randomly remember how lauren asked joey if he’s up for kissing men on camera and he straight up went only if there is no bi erasure? like that really happened? what the hell i love him so much

Jaskier's last clear memory is being seized by Nilfgaardian soldiers, but everything after that is a blank.

The next thing he knows, he awakens in a grimy back alley. Pain radiates through his body, and he knows something is terribly wrong. A kind of wrong one is not supposed to talk about

When he finally reunites with Geralt, Jaskier keeps quiet about his ordeal, afraid that Geralt might hold him responsible.

Kaer Morhen is meant to be a sanctuary, but Geralt's concern grows as Jaskier, now staying at the fortress, is plagued by nightmares that he refuses to discuss.

You know when dogs are carrying a suppperrr long stick and try walk through a door way and it hits the sides?

Yeah every Witcher has done that. With a sword, spear, cool stick etc. They've all run that and were completely bewildered as to what happened

Once geralt did it with jaskiers lute shhh dont tell him

My brain whenever I hear that Cavill is the Witcher and cannot be replaced:

Jaskier's best poses

Season 3

Radovid… is different.

Ok Ik we’ve been joking about reverse tropes but the reverse one bed trope could and probably has worked for geraskier

Like they get a room at the inn and there’s two beds and they are both secretly really upset about it bc they both crave each others touch so much and the only time they really get to enjoy it is when they are pretending to sleep

Or the when they approach the innkeeper to rent a room for the night and they are all, “oh don’t worry about us just the one room with the one bed, wouldn’t want to put out your already showing us so much generosity” trying to j get the one room and one bed and out of the conversation but the innkeeper is like “No no I insist, the Witcher is doing our town such a great service and you master bard look oh so wary from the road we can’t have you tired before you performance tonight we have so many people looking forward to it! You simply must each have your own bed! I’m tact you must each have your own room on the house” *undignified protests* “none sense in fact we will have two baths delivered to each of your rooms at the same time yes what a splendid idea- no you must accept our show of gratitude ok here are your keys off you go bye bye”

*cue one miserable bard and one equally miserable Witcher*

Bonus points if Yennefer told the innkeeper that the boys hate staying in the same room and find it wholly impolite and such impropriety reflects badly on the whole town- j bc she’s seen the two idiots and is tired of their pinning bull shit

Geralt: Do you remember that hoodie I let you borrow? Jaskier: The black one? Geralt: Correct. Jaskier: I do remember it. Geralt: Okay, I want it back. Jaskier: Geralt: Give me my hoodie back. Jaskier: Why do you need it? Geralt: What?? Jaskier: Why do you need your hoodie back??