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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*
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@penandinkprincess @0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult @fandom-junk-drawer
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being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*
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love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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okay but i'm HOWLING about the idea of post-mountain jask trying to get himself law of surprised to geralt
don't wanna stay with him by choice?
FINE BITCH YOU'RE STAYING BY FATE
OH GREAT JOB WITH THAT HUNT. WHAT DO YOU GET IN EXCHANGE???
TWO MIDDLE FINGERS FROM YOUR BRAND NEW BARD, MOTHERFUCKER
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