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harringroveera · 17 hours

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Billy: I’m going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?

Heather: I’ll have a latte

Robin: I’ll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf

Nancy: A cappuccino for me

Chrissy: Lemonade, please

Steve: I’ll have a bagel with a little—

Billy: You know I was just being polite, right?

Billy: I’ll get you that bagel though, pretty boy

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 2 days

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Jesper: What’s that?

Wylan: Electrical plans for the building

Jesper: Should I be scared?

Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours

Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew

Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!

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lucky-bishova-42 · 2 days

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*Kate walks in, Natasha talking on the phone*

Natasha: I will call you back.

*Natasha hangs up the phone*

Kate: Who was that?

Natasha: It’s just the pizza place.

Kate, shocked: You hung up on the pizza place?!?

Natasha:

Kate: I don’t hang up on YOUR friends.

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nerdasaurus1200 · 1 day

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Bilbo: Hello people who don’t live here.

Thorin’s Company: Hello Bilbo!

Bilbo: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Bofur: We ran out of biscuits

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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 3 hours

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Tav: You know, actually, right before this, Gale and I had a little thing.

Astarion: Oh my gods, I love things. What happened.

Tav: Well, first he told me he liked how I looked. And then we had a little eye contact.

Astarion: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.

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zootopiathingz · 1 day

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Cherri: really? Husk?

Angel: really? Sir Pentious?

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qsmpincorrect · 3 days

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Tubbo: if you could bring back one dinosaur from extinction, what one would it be?

Etoiles: There's a whole movie franchise telling us why we should not do this...

Etoiles: Anyway, that being said, it would be SICK to have ankylosaurus as a war mount!

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batfamgalore · 22 days

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Tim: All right, check out this bad boy.

*opens big new computer*

Tim: Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive. Built in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.

Steph: Wow. What are you gonna use it for?

Tim: Games and stuff.

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fabuloustrash05 · 2 months

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Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…

Cherri: Really? The bar tender?

Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???

Cherri: …Touché.

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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months

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James: Okay, you guys, there’s Reg. Watch. Just watch this

Regulus: *walking past*

James: See? Still pretending he’s not interested. Oh! He’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is!

Regulus: Hey guys!

Remus: Hey Regulus!

Peter: Hello!

James: …

Sirius: Hey, Reggie. You know Prongs, my best friend? He’s nice. He’s not bad to look at, right?

James: Thanks, Pads

Regulus: Well, of course

Sirius: Do you want to go out on a date with him? You got my blessing!

James: Sirius!

Regulus: Sure. Is Sunday okay?

Sirius: Sunday’s perfect. He can’t wait

Regulus: On the date, I will be able to talk to him directly, right?

Sirius: Yeah

Regulus: All right, see you Sunday, Potter *leaves*

James: Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Don’t answer me

James, giggling: I have a date with Reggie!

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Dick: You take two hours to eat a bowl of soup.

Tim: Oh please, you inhale your food.

Dick: I grew up with Jason. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.

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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 1 day

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Jesper: What if I unpack here?

Wylan: … then all your stuff would be here

Jesper: Well, what if all my stuff was here?

Wylan: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, it doesn’t make sense

Jesper: Okay…

Jesper: What if we live together, and you understand what I’m saying?

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romanoffshouse · 8 months

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Y/N: Date of birth?

Natasha: December 3rd, 1984.

Y/N: Age?

Natasha: Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?

Y/N: ....I'm a superhero, Natasha, not a mathematician.

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waterfire1848 · 1 year

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[ The Batfamily out at a stand up comedy event in Metropolis. ]

Comedian: Where are you all from?

Bruce: Gotham.

Comedian: I’m sorry.

Bruce, a little louder: Gotham.

Comedian: No, I heard. I’m just sorry.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months

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Natasha: You know, I was thinking, what if I, uh, unpack here?

Y/N: Then all of your stuff would be here.

Natasha: Well, what if all of my stuff was here?

Y/N: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

Natasha: Okay…

Natasha: What if we live together and you understand what I’m saying?

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hoarder-of-dragons · 6 months

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Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

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