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Interviewer to Clark: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?
Bruce, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
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"I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not."
Clark roasting defending Bruce at some point, I'm sure.
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damian: *forgets English word for lid*
damian, holds up a pot: father were is his hat?
bruce: . . . what
bruce: his hat? OH, the lid!
damian: yes were is it?
bruce, who doesn't know where he parked the batmobile, let alone his keys: damian we need to have a talk
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*family hanging out*
Damian: *sneaking in animals* Drake I need a distraction.
Tim: why should I help you?
Damian: I won't tell everyone how many people you killed when you blew up Grandfather's league bases.
Tim: fine. HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME DICK KILLED THE JOKER AND BRUCE REVIVED HIM?
Dick&Bruce: *looks at Tim in horror*
Tim: it was getting too chummy around here anyways.
Jason: I'M SORRY WHAT!!!
Damian: *sneaks his animals in*
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Bruce: Why did you guys dress up as each other's alter ego for Halloween?
Dick (as Red Hood): Little Wing is the scariest thing I could think of!
Jason (as Nightwing): Wingnut told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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The villain
Tim: the universe just against me
Cass: perhaps
Dick: Main character energy
Dick: thats how i do it
Tim: you have to have energy for that. i do not
Dick: if the world is against you, you are the main character
Jason: *walks in*
Jason: or the villian
Dick: to someone elses story. yes.
Jason: .....
Jason: I villian to my own story.
Jason: take that universe
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Stephanie: Yeah, I bet a lot of people who have deficiencies and stuff like that-
Tim: what do you mean?
Steph: -immediately think you're their guy.
Steph: You know what I'm saying? *laughing*
Tim: *blank stare*
Steph: Like, I could see somebody with like a vitamin deficiency or like severe..you know uh.. DNA deficiency or something, immediately being like- or a chromosome deficiency, being like..
Steph: "Oh, this is our guy." You know?
Steph: or "This is our mayor." You know?
Tim: :/
Steph: "This is our 'wizard of oz'."
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*DC UNIVERSE*
Harley: I really like what'cha selling lady... But there one teeny problem...
*Y/n wipes a fake tear*
Harley: You messed with my friends!
Y/n *off screen*: Preach, sister!
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Post #5
Bruce: Good news. Alfred says Tim’s not going to die.
Damian: Oh thank God. I just hope he’s in a lot of pain.
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Batman: you have five apples and your friend takes 3 how many apples do you have
De aged damian wayne : five apples and a dead corpse
Jason todd : *dying of laughter in the corner*
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Edward: *kneels by the toilet, clearly dying*
Jonathan: *passing by* Edward, what did you do this time?
Edward: The kitchen. I was cleaning the dishes and there was that one bowl with wet oat flakes and *gags*
Jonathan: Are you for real?
Edward: It’s fucking disgusting, just a thought turns my stomach *tries to hold another gag*
Jonathan: Edward, we are villains. We deal with gore every day. We needed to escape through the sewers. How many times one of us had open fracture. How many times we seen intestines spilling on the cold streets of Gotham. And here you are, vomiting over wet rotting food.
Edward: IT’S SOMETHING ELSE OKAY? Even Batman would not touch wet rests of food in the sink.
Jonathan: You’re overdramatic again, Edward.
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Jon: Damian have you ever thought about getting married and having a family?
Damian: No.
Jon: What if you found the right man? Who worship and adored you, who'd do everything for you? Then what would you do?
Damian(deadpan): I'd pity him.
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bruce: I actually have a black belt.
oliver queen: In what, karate?
bruce: No, from Gucci.
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Robin&Nightwing: *out on patrol*
Robin: My girlfriends pregnant
Nightwing: *falls off the roof top* WHAT!
Robin: yeah, I hope she does ok, I'm all for whatever she wants.
Nightwing: *crawling up the wall while panicking*
Robin: -it's not my kid.
Nightwing: WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT!
Robin: it's what she would have wanted.
---later---
Robin: and then Nightwing face planted off the building.
Stephanie: oh that's great 💀 do it with Batman next!
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Harley: dont worry i have a few knives up my sleves
Ivy: i think you meen tricks
Harley, bleeding: i do not
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Lifes Choices
Tim: I am currently regreting some of my lifes choices
Tim: I have decided that some of my decisions were not smart ones
Duke: *walking by*
Duke: yep
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