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blughxreader · 3 days
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Not to put Superman slander on your dash, but Clark and Jon drink milk like a beverage.
Clark drinks milk at dinner because “it’s good for the bones! :)” (only to set a good example for Jon). And because of his dad’s example, Jon is an avid meal-time milk drinker.
Lois thinks it’s completely bizarre, but she’s not going to look a gift horse in the milk mustache.
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spider-jaysart · 23 hours
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In a 1-10 scale Wich one of the superfam would apmost throw themselves at the sun for a power up?
@theredheaded-stuff @paladin-of-nerd-fandom65
Hmmmm.....
Jon Kent 5/10
Chris Kent 4/10
Kon El 5/10
Kara Danvers 7/10
Krypto 6/10
Clark Kent 10/10 he would do it I think (Rumors are when Clark was young, he tried to literally throw himself into the sun after one of his first battles, since he was badly hurt, which scared Ma and Pa Kent when they saw him do that, literally just giving them a heart attack since they didn't know at first that he was also invulnerable to the sun. When he came back later, they thought it was his ghost but he quickly comforted them and calmed them down, reassuring them that he was fine and telling them that he's actually alive and told them that the sun doesn't damage him like it would with humans since he's Kryptonian and can handle it)
Thanks for the ask, red! :D
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notpikaman · 9 hours
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mycroftrh · 10 months
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people get so confused trying to figure out the Lois/Clark/Superman situation that somehow they come to the conclusion that Clark is cheating on Lois with Superman
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superfam · 10 months
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Flirting with your wife on public social media may be a bad idea, mostly because everyone will misinterpret your inside jokes and sense of humour.
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arguablysomaya · 5 months
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new rule: if you don't understand this you're not allowed to write superman
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girly-blogging · 4 months
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its them
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notpikaman · 9 hours
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antygabo14 · 9 days
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Flashfam: “I love you, we’re family ♥️”
Superfam: “It’s complicated, but we’re still family and I care for you.”
Arrowfam: “Everyone here has issues, and we all need to work though them. We fight all the time and we have our grievances, but we’re family and we generally like each other.”
Batfam: “The words ‘I love you’ will come out of my mouth when either I’m dying or you’re dying, and we won’t talk about it after being resurrected.”
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the-djarin-clan · 10 months
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Richard was born to be a Older Brother/Father
Nightwing #89 / Superman Son of Kal-El
By: Taylor, Redondo and Lucas.
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dimaiv-nov · 4 months
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long time no see tumblr people!   here’s my latest commission piece i did for @lesbian-batman 
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hail-hawk-eye · 4 months
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Loved the meme and wanted to jump on the tsum tsum train
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Jon: Dad?
Billy: Clark?
Clark: Yeah?
Jon: Could Billy and I walk to Damian's house?
Clark: Sure, but Gotham's a rough city. So you remember, if anyone offers you drugs, you say?
Billy: "I am down, how much for crack?"
Clark: No, no, you are not down.
Billy: "I am not down for any of your crack."
Clark: If a stranger asks you to get into their van, you say...
Jon: "On my way!"
Clark: Nope, not right. Stranger danger.
Jon: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Clark: What if a stranger pulls up to you with their car and they're like, "Hey, I can't find my dog. Can you get in and help me search for my dog?"
Billy: This one's easy! You help them find that fucking dog.
Clark: Nope.
Billy: Right, right, right. Fuck that dog.
Clark: What if someone offers you candy?
Jon: I'd take my shirt off for a Snickers.
Clark: Okay I'm thinking maybe I should just drive you.
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alternate-savior · 2 months
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My dad is the greatest superhero in the world!...besides Batman.
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remosdeerica · 6 months
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*Damian and Tim dating Jon and Kon*
Bruce: No. No. Absolutely NOT I refuse to be related to that happy go lucky idiot! He's going to insist on joint family dinners and spending the holidays together and I REFUSE to be anywhere near that much happiness! It ruins my image.
Clark, seeing that his sons are dating some of the most dangerous and paranoid people on earth who have a very healthy supply of Kryptonite and are know for being emotionally unavailable and having commitments issues: I'm sorry, you think you have problems???!!!
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superfam · 10 months
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Why do the weirdest things always happen while Clark is busy in space? [Image IDs in alt text!]
(Part One)
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arguablysomaya · 2 months
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world's finest!
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