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ylskquevmxv · 9 months
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Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died
ghost: good
Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now
Gaz: i thought she was immortal?
Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago
Kate: are you all not sad?
Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla
Price: rest in peace diana
Ghost: amen
Gaz: amen
Y/N: amen
Soap: aye
Kate: soap you're Scottish
Soap: I'm also an empath
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fanfictionlord · 2 months
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incorrectsterekquotes · 4 months
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stiles: As usual, stiles has to save the day! derek: As usual, derek has to hear about it.
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sweetiebriar · 1 year
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Bruce: Why did you guys dress up as each other's alter ego for Halloween?
Dick (as Red Hood): Little Wing is the scariest thing I could think of!
Jason (as Nightwing): Wingnut told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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demigoddessqueens · 1 month
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this feels canon to me
Paul: here’s to the love of my life, my soulmate, my heart of 5000 years, the mother of my legacy!
everyone on Arrakis: ….
Paul: and then here’s to my wife, Irulan
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rhapsodyglam · 1 month
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*The Vees are gathered in the living room for a meeting*
Vox: *walks in and sits on Valentino’s lap*
Velvette: Why are you sitting there?
Vox: There’s no free seats!
Velvette: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Valentino: *hugs Vox tightly* There are no free seats.
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tanked-up · 6 months
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(Price introducing Soap to Ghost and Gaz)
Gaz: Nice to meet you, Soap! Welcome to the- you okay…?
Soap starring at Ghost: What’s up with him
Gaz: Oh, he… don’t worry about him
Ghost: …
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Price, Gaz and Ghost in a small lobby
Price: You know, Ghost… you could’ve been a bit nicer to Soap. Maybe a “Welcome” or a nod?
Gaz: You’ve officially scared the livin shit out of him
Ghost starring at Soap who’s a bit far from where they’re all standing: He’s small
Price: …?
Gaz: Well… I know but how is that-
Ghost still spaced out starring at him: He has a Mohawk
Gaz: Yeah, I saw. It’s pretty cool actually-
Ghost now walks up to Price
Price: …yeah?
Ghost: CAN I HAVE HIM
Price: …Hm? Have him?
Ghost: AS MY PARTNER. I wanna FEEL that Mohawk so baddddd, AND HE’S SO SMALL- I like small, Price… SMALL
Gaz: We started heavy..
Price: … we lost him to Soap
Gaz: Think he’ll be proud of this accomplishment…?
Price sighs: There’s only one way to find out…
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They DEF became partners… mhm
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dc-and-damirae · 6 months
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barbra: on a scale from dick to jason, how merderes are you right now? jason: oh sure, you behead the number two's of Gotham's criminal elite one time and you’re being used as a bad example- babs: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you die again babs: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident dick, thinking about the time he killed the joker: yeah jay you can't really get out of this one
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mangocustard16 · 4 months
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THROWBACK TO CARATS GATEKEEPING SEVENTEEN FROM ARMYS
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SEVENTEEN: We don't deserve your love. carats:*hugs* No, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!! SEVENTEEN: You know that's not true, cara- carats: You can only accept mine, though. SEVENTEEN: ... carats: What!!? I get jealous easily.
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the-anxious-enby-blog · 3 months
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Imogen: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
laudna : *sighing* Ashtons.
Ashton : Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
orym: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational.
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nerdasaurus1200 · 6 months
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Karlach: Listen here you. Astarion may be a stuck up bloodthirsty little shit but he’s OUR stuck up bloodthirsty little shit!!
Shadowheart: Exactly!
Astarion: ….what?
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fanfictionlord · 2 months
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dragonsgirl572 · 7 months
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Ratchet: You're not allowed to transform anymore. Optimus, who's sick: But I still want to drive you crazy.
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jovenshires · 2 months
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incorrect smosh tweets 48/?
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demigoddessqueens · 3 months
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Tav: you’re not allowed to use magic anymore
Gale, eating a boot: but how else am I going to drive you crazy
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thetruedelores · 1 year
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Luther: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Klaus without them noticing? Five: Hey, Klaus, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Klaus: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser. Luther: ...
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