isaac: thanks for not telling derek and stiles what happened boyd, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

derek: [staring out the window while it's raining] erica: stiles! He's brooding again! stiles: [spraying derek with water] Bad, derek! We've talked about this! derek: [hisses]

lydia: we do this the old-fashioned way lydia: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail* stiles: how did you make that so fast?!

stiles: (about derek) His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

derek: erica, why do you torment me?

erica: I am your hubris manifested.

*stiles trying to cheer up allison* stiles: don’t worry, you’re going to be fine. stiles: you come from a strong line of lunatics! allison: *thinking of her is family history, from both sides allison: that is actually quite reassuring???

Allison: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Kira says nice things to me every day and her love protects me.

Isaac: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Erica says mean things to me everyday, so I'm prepared.

malia: [proposing] kira yukimura, since defeating the nogitsune we’ve been hanging out a great deal. I would like to continue doing that. Preferably until we’re dead. Please put on this ring so people will know we have an arrangement.

cheer up, babe (20,173) by @dyke-yoonji (graveltotempo) Art by @springlockedspectre For @sterekbigbang 2023-2024, Round 6 Rated: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski; Allison Argent & Lydia Martin & Erica Reyes & Stiles Stilinski & Kira Yukimura; Vernon Boyd & Derek Hale & Isaac Lahey & Erica Reyes & Malia Tate & Kira Yukimura Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Vernon Boyd, Erica Reyes, Isaac Lahey, Lydia Martin, Allison Argent, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf), Jackson Whittemore, Danny Māhealani, Malia Tate, Kira Yukimura Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Pining, Cheerleaders, Cheerleader Stiles Stilinski, Basketball Player Derek Hale, Pining Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski in a Skirt, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omegaverse Omega Stiles Stilinski, Alternate Universe - Werewolves Are Known, Talia Hale Lives, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, Stiles Stilinski is a Tease, Stiles is hot, Derek Hale & Stiles Stilinski are the Same Age, Explicit Language Implied Sexual Content

Summary: He was the basketball captain. And he was a cheerleader. Can I make it any more clear? OR: Derek Hale thought he had his crush on Stiles Stilinski under control. And then Stiles decided to show up to school in a skirt.

I’ve just rewatched the whole of teen wolf and just… season one episode where fugitive derek is in his bedroom is so funny to me cause, like.

stiles walks into his room and goes straight for the laptop. derek remains hidden behind the door and is just ???? staring??? at stiles ??? for the entirety??? of the three seconds??? it took??? for his father ??? to call him???

like what was derek’s plan? wait and stare in silence until stiles naturally turned around and spotted him and screamed before threatening him or smth?? was he thinking of a witty one liner to say that would make stiles piss himself in terror?? was he waiting for the sheriff to leave the house??? was he working up the nerve to ask him if he could stay hidden in his bedroom???

[season 2] erica: I've got my leather jacket. I've got my boys... good to go. derek: We are not your boys. boyd: Yes, we are. isaac: Yeah, we are. stiles: yes, you are.

stiles: Look, there’s only been two people I’ve ever said ‘I love you’ to. Rihanna, who I ran into outside a movie theatre once, and some girl in a nightclub in LA, who I mistook for Rihanna

derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit

stiles: As usual, stiles has to save the day! derek: As usual, derek has to hear about it.

Stiles: it’s so cute when derek

Isaac:

Stiles:

Isaac: when Derek…?

Stiles: yes.

Stiles: I wouldn’t wish this upon my worst enemy

Stiles: unless of course, we are talking about my worst enemy, Theo Raeken. Fuck you, Theo Raeken, you know what you did.

Stiles: i dont have rizz, i have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say