Alive Hale Family!AU
DEREK, about ISAAC: "We are not keeping him."
CORA: "We kept Stiles."
STILES: "She has a point, unfortunately."
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Isaac: If I die, you can have all of my possessions.
Stiles: Thanks. I look forward to owning two bongs and a treasure map.
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Scott: Okay, Stiles. You can do it.
Stiles: Hey, Derek! Do you wanna hang out? You know going on a date... With me. I mean, it's okay if you can't you're probably busy and...
Scott: No, no, no, this is not what we practiced.
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Boyd: Okay, one more time.
Derek: Stiles, we are going on a date so you better be ready when I pick you up!
Isaac: You can't force him!
Erica: That was hot.
Isaac: Don't encourage him!
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
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Derek introducing Isaac, Erica and Boyd to Stiles
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the sheriff, talking about isaac: Is this a friend of yours, stiles?
stiles: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.
Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*
Isaac: Stiles.
Derek: No!
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STILES: "Hey-yy, Scott! Scotty-boy, Scott-ster, Scott-a-roni—"
ISAAC: "Please make him stop."
SCOTT: "We both know I can't do that."
STILES: "First of all, rude. Second, I need your help. Like, right now."
SCOTT: "What?? Is everything okay?! Where—"
STILES: "I'm getting there, dude, just hold on! So, Derek gave me this thing—"
ISAAC: "Was it mono? He seems like a carrier."
STILES: (glares at Isaac) "I think I liked you better when you were too scared to sass me."
(Isaac throws his head back and cackles, while Scott shoots Stiles a horrified look)
STILES: "Anyways, he gave me this leather hangy-thing that's supposed to glow when I'm in the presence of the ghost we're hunting—"
ISAAC: "Hold on, the what?"
STILES: "I know, right? It looks like a car air-freshener but there's this weird sigil—"
SCOTT: "Wait, wait, can we go back to the ghost hunting thing real quick?"
STILES: "Me and Der are hunting a ghost, what's not clicking here?"
SCOTT: " ... we'll just circle back to it later."
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