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Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?
Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.
Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.
Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”
Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.
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theking-mustdie · 4 days
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how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024
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bestialitybestiary · 2 months
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raybyanothername · 1 year
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Headcanons Inspired by the Teen Wolf movie:
Eli is not just a Sterek child, I would bet money that he was conceived thanks to or at the Nemeton. Possibly both, depending on the AU. (Lowkey, I have *thoughts* about the Nemeton just spontaneously creating Eli all on its own because it has access to both Stiles and Derek DNA and is the original agent of chaos in the TW universe.)
While Eli was busy freaking out about being a werewolf and subconsciously stopping his own transformation, the Nemeton was drawing his spark closer. Thus the sleepwalking. Which, if we must accept the horror of canon, would probably grow more frequent when he moves to LA. That child is bringing Derek back to life before he can legally own a license and the Nemeton is his wingman.
Coach refuses to acknowledge who Derek is (he totally knows him/remembers him) because 'that jerk refused to try out for lacross!' and he 'is too busy to entertain basketball players or their delusions of grandeur!'
An alpha is only as strong as his pack bonds and Scott letting them all go dormant is why he didn't have the strength to hold down the nogistune/stop Derek. That the Hales remain close even when apart is why Derek did.
Stiles left the jeep purely because he *knew* toddler Eli was obsessed with it and it would drive Derek crazy for at least a decade. It's his way of flirting from a distance.
Eli knows who Stiles is (possibly very well). He did not put the pieces together with the jeep being his because it was too obvious and his brain flew right over that connection.
Eli's earliest memories are of 'helping' his dad fix the jeep, which is one of the reasons he's attached to it.
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theshadowfox254 · 8 months
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Stiles and Derek sitting down in coaches office for Eli’s Parent/Teacher Interviews:
Coach: Bilinski!....What are you...
Coach: Who’s parent are you?
Stiles and Derek share a look while coach checks the schedual:
Coach: mhm....mhm....
Coach sees Eli Stilinski-Hale under 6:45pm: 
Coah: yeeeeaaaah....that checks out
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kvtnisseverdeen · 9 months
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anonazure · 2 years
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I sprained my arm awhile back so this took me awhile to finish. I can draw again now, but slowly....
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cheymonster · 14 days
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buckybarnesss · 7 months
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@dear-massacre describing coach finstock perfectly
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klinejack · 1 year
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Orny Adams as Coach Bobby Finstock in TEEN WOLF: THE MOVIE (2023)
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I was replying to @in2tswft's ask about coach and I fell into a rabbit hole of a conspiracy and it all revolves around one very strange, throw-away line of scripted dialogue (as in this was written into the script and not Orny improvising).
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This is from the scene where Stiles pulls the fire alarm. Coach drags him outside and tells him off for pulling the alarm and says "If I were four years younger, I'd... I'd punch you" to which Stiles replies “What? Coach, that doesn't make sense!” and Coach quickly snaps, “Oh, well, it does to me!”
So what difference does four years make? Coach is still a pretty strong, athletic guy, he could definitely land a punch. Maybe four years ago he wasn't a teacher and wouldn't get in as much trouble for punching a kid? Or maybe something happened four years before.
And what happened four years before this?
The Hale house fire.
What if Coach was bound in some way to a member of the Hale family and had supernatural strength that way? And the reason he would have punched Stiles with supernatural strength is because he thinks Stiles is one of the supernatural creatures (he hangs out with the pack, is always there when supernatural things happen, he was the one with the chains in his locker)--and therefore he can't punch him now (as a human) because if Stiles were supernatural, punching him would only hurt Coach.
It would also explain the alcoholism; he's trying to drown his pain and grief after losing someone he loved.
To take this a step further, Coach is very pro-LGBTQIA+.
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He supports any students who come out and doesn't judge anyone for who they choose to love. So, what if coach was in love with a man? (gay, bi, pan, aro, ace, whatever you like, but in love with a man) And his lover had a nickname for him, one he has admitted he liked to be called: Cupcake.
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percyjacksonchase · 15 days
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top ten funniest moment in teen wolf is in season one when scott isn’t supposed to be at the dance and coach sees him and scott frantically runs up to danny and gets him to dance with him and then coach is just panicked backtracking to not be homophobic
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Eli Inherited Stiles' Lacrosse Skills Coach: So which one's your Kid? Derek: *Pointing at Eli* That One. *Eli Fumbling with Lacrosse Sticks* Coach: *Stiles induced Flashbacks* Stilinski!? Eli: Yeah Coach?
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swiftiestiles · 2 years
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Can anybody tell me where the hell Jackson is, and why he missed morning practice?
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Coach, how long did it take you to figure out Eli Hale was Stiles Stilinski’s son?
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(I do not speak for Teen Wolf or Paramount+. This is for fun.)
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