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Teen Wolf prompts I'll never write.
Fan of Teen Wolf. In love with Tyler Hoechlin. Also in love with Tyler Posey's bottom. Mostly Sterek, Scerek, and some other minor ships.
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Scott: Why are you limping?
Stiles: hmm! I fell in the shower.
Scott: Why is Derek rubbing his crotch?
Stiles: Okay, I slipped on Derek's dick, happy?
Scott: I had believed the shower story.
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#this is in no way based on a true story
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Stiles: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Derek: Well, it would only be fair.
Stiles: We need to work on your self-esteem.
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#derek needs to learn to love himself#and stiles needs to learn not to ask those questions
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Derek: What are you doing here?
Scott: It was the closest place. I found a dollar and when I tried to pick it up my jeans ripped.
Derek: Couldn't you just walk home with your underwear showing? I don't think anyone would care.
Scott: Well... I'm going commando.
Derek: ...
Scott: ...
Derek: You understand that now I have to fuck you through the hole in your jeans, right?
#scott mccall#derek hale#scerek#first scerek in this blog#I'll try to make more posts where scott is accidentally making people horny#and then getting effed in the be#teen wolf#teen wolf nsfw
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Lydia: Scott told me you had a hot date last night. Tell me everything!
Stiles: Scott, you gossipy bitch!
Scott: I'm not gossipy :O
Lydia: You don't have a problem with him calling you a bitch.
Scott: Would you?
Lydia: No, but that's only cause I'm the bitch.
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#lydia martin#stiles x lydia friendship#the hot date was derek
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Stiles (pinching Derek's nose): Got your nose!
Derek: I've got your heart.
Stiles (blushing): You can't say things like that!
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#i don't always make dirty posts
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Stiles: Do you think animals would like me if they could talk?
Derek: Why do you always ask weird questions when I'm inside you?
Stiles: My curiosity piques when I'm horny!
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#derek didn't answer the question#stiles was too satisfied to care
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Derek: Are you thinking about... getting married?
Stiles (making a wedding board): No, what gives you that idea?
#teen wolf#derek hale#stiles stilinski#sterek#derek x stiles#idiots in love#derek bought a ring the next day#stiles was surprised#by how long it took him to propose
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Sheriff: Derek, since you're dating my son I think it's time we have the shotgun talk.
Derek: Don't you mean the shovel talk?
Sheriff (loading his shotgun): I know what I said, son.
(Inspired by a previous post)
#sterek#but implicitly#derek hale#sheriff stilinski#stiles wasn't amused by this exchange#neither was derek#though the sheriff was more threatening than scott#teen wolf
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Scott: Now that you're dating Stiles, it's time we have the shovel talk.
Derek: What are you talking about?
Scott: You know... I have a shovel, and I know how to use it.
Derek: Am I supposed to be scared of your shovel?
Scott: Not the shovel, what happens before I have to use the shovel.
Stiles: It's okay, Scott. You're doing great!
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek hale#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#stiles asked derek to pretend to feel threatened#derek couldn't fake it
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Scott: If you were gay, would you be a top or a bottom?
Stiles: Of course I'll be a top, no one is getting close to my ass.
Derek: Hi, I'm Derek, nice to meet you.
Stiles: Hi, sir. I'm hole, feel free to use me, please.
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek hale#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#i believe in versatility#but there's something about stiles wanting to take a dick
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Derek: Came to pick you guys up. You ready?
Scott: Let me check. STILES! Are you ready!? We're gonna be late.
Stiles: Almost ready, just need to pull up my briefs over my FAT ASS!
Derek: ...
Scott: Why do you have a hard-on?
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek hale#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#scott mccall#scott x stiles friendship#stiles has a fat ass#stiles was already ready#he was just messing with scott#to later mess with derek
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Lydia: How long is Derek...
Stiles: Around 9 inches, probably a little bit more.
Lydia: ... going to take to get here?
Stiles: Please, don't tell him I said that.
#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#is it sterek if he's only mentioned#lydia martin#stiles x lydia friendship#derek hale has a big dick
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Stiles: Oh my god! Is it in yet?
Derek: Stiles, I know you're anxious for your first time, but we haven't taken our clothes off yet.
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#stiles could tell when it went in#and he felt it for days
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Scott: Are you having sex with Derek?
Stiles: If I were having sex with Derek do you think I'll keep quiet about it?
Derek: You're not very quiet about it the neighbors complained again.
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Scott: Are you having sex with Derek?
Stiles: If I were having sex with Derek do you think I'll keep quiet about it?
Derek: You're not very quiet about it the neighbors complained again.
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#scott x stiles friendship#scott mccall
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Stiles (moaning): So...like...what are we?
Derek (panting): Can we not talk about this while I'm six inches in?
Stiles: Wait! You still have four more inches left... Ah!
#derek hale#stiles stilinski#teen wolf#derek x stiles#idiots in love#sterek#we all know derek has a big dick#wolf dereks dick is bigger though#derek hale has a big dick
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Scott: I'm no expert, but I don't think that's how you're supposed to use a double head dildo.
Stiles: At least I can cross getting DP'd from my bucket list.
Scott: I'm not helping you pull it out.
Stiles: I can't call anyone else!
#scott mccall#stiles stilinski#scott x stiles friendship#teen wolf#teen wolf nsfw#i don't know how those dildos are actually called
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