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Derek: Came to pick you guys up. You ready?
Scott: Let me check. STILES! Are you ready!? We're gonna be late.
Stiles: Almost ready, just need to pull up my briefs over my FAT ASS!
Derek: ...
Scott: Why do you have a hard-on?
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so me and the bestie have been binge-playing re2/re4
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aymayzing · 11 months
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So... are we gonna talk about how fucked up it was for Alec to freeze his dying wife without telling her or their children?
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kindaorangey · 1 month
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im a firm egg pilgrim believer and also that if scollace were to ever be a thing they would Never be endgame. which works out pretty nicely
#scott pilgrim#thunder rambles#the timeline is ramona is trans woman and after months of being with her scott starts to question his own identity#less like 'what if im trans' or 'what if im bi' and more just 'what if i could be queer in literally any way'#which hasnt occurred to him in any conceivable way#and he experiements with ramona and then they decide to have an open relationship and maybe#maybe!#during this time scott hooks up with wallace#and maybe theyve kissed once or twice while drunk before this in college but w/e#and they have a thing for a month or two and its nice but not all that serious and actually it does more to bring scott and wallace together#as friends#than it does anything else#because scott is gradually more and more open about the way hes been questioning#and also in general because this is post-canon scott is a better person in general and sure wallace was awre of this theoretically#but now hes seeing it firsthand and they become the closest and most genuinely friends theyve been in ages#and then they kinda stop hooking up and then a while later scott's egg cracks#and its like the umbrella academy car meme. what if ur egg was slowly cracking and the overlap between ur experimentation#with ur identity and the egg fully cracking finally allowed u to mess around with ur cool gay roommate#for a limited period of time before your identities no longer line up for that anymore#anyway yea also ramona realises shes kinda nonbinary and has a sort of transgender 2: electric boogaloo moment#gives all her leftover estrogen to scott😭😭or something
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boxwinebaddie · 3 months
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HES SO CUTE!!! i lowkey relate to him, but ill love him anyways tho!!! i wanna ask so bad abt what happened wirh him but idk if ull tell usss
assuming we are talking about the ex-cd guitarist, then...yes, ofc. i've been impatiently anticipating this day, haha. it's Very Important lore!
it's also EXTREMELY LONG. soz if it hurt your eyes...and heart, rip.
tldr; i wanted this message to be typed with a lot more flair/finesse, but my fingers are freezing from the rain and i am in...A Foul Mood. however, answering my asks, while often labor intensive bc of the detail i allocate in them, is a labor of love because i love, Love, LOVE sharing my stuff w/ you! and what's more? i live, laff, luv all of you. <3
so, w/o further ado, pls enjoy ur Nina Lore down in the crotch.
now...if we can rem(ember) what i wrote at the very ( rock ) bottom of an origin story ask that i answered like a bajillion years ago, i tried to make an Crucial distinction abt the identity of ex-cd guitarist ( scott malkinson ), who during side a of rm!part three ( aka the part of the flashbacks that feature our favorite messy band boys pre-cd, being broke boys and doing drunk degen things together ), we learned was god's sweet angel, a bespeckled, glasses-wearing, awkward nerd boy king. as well as the only og non-musician of the c.d. boys who stan, ofc, taught how to play guitar, so he could b in their silly band.
which BLEW UP one day after they were scouted by...Tenorman Records...v interesting name, yeah? ;) and were hot boy franksteined into the og lineup of crimson dawn...where sweet scott became...
Evil Thot Foulkinson :/.
which i blame COMPLETELY on the boys having to be made over and made into whatever little overblown rockstar caricatures management and specifically their Manager wanted them in.
i would say kenny was the least doctored or altered by management because they already had that bde, punk rock star quality about them, tbh, the only thing the label really did was put the skeleton mask muzzle on ken and shove our fave secretly immortal bassist to alll the way to the back, bc while they def had the innate charisma and celebrity influence to carry cd, kenny was unpredictable and a liability, stan also had The Voice & was a lot easier to manipulate. </3
after them, jimmy was probably the second least altered by tenorman records because jimbabwe was mostly just meant to fill a disability quota with the cerebral palsy and everything, he's mainly in the back with his hard asf emo-boy drum kit, but he's more Prop than person.
okay, oddly enough, rae is actually NOT the most made over member in cd because he was already our emo boy halloween king and Super stoked to be a rock star. like the person taking care of ravenstan ( and kenny sometimes ) was seriously worried about even sending the boys off to LA to Pursue Their Passion bc, lbr, it was...pretty dangerous given ~stan's little situation~ ( aka literally faking his identity and bEING IN HIDING AFTER COMITTING ARSON AND ACCIDENTALLY MURDERING SHELLEY ) plus...it's just hard to make it big in some unforgiving city as musicians. Period.
but they...did it!
but at what cost? bc...
i will say however, that stan was definitely...coerced into doing The Raven Thing because it directly conflicts with his gentler, more soft-spoken personality, my man has literally no rhythm...like, at all...and stan actually does get pretty bad stage fright, so being the guy up front was pretty nerve wracking just bc he's not really built like that.
but you know!!! he was excited!!! being a rock star, being famous and the glitz, the glamor and grandeur of everything!!! it's all very shiny. but all that glitters is not gold my friends...and heavy ( metal ) is the head that wears the the light up kraken kitty gamer headset, lmao.
moving on to lovely...lovely scotty, who, sigh, definitely had the most Drastic and seemingly fantastic transformation. because wearing gpa glasses, thrift store sweaters, old navy jeans and reciting multi-syllable medical terminology doesn't exactly scream Sexy.
quite frankly, it practically whispers, which is great when you're in the Library...but that doesn't really rock and roll with the punk rock image cd was supposed to curate so...they made scott...
into Thot.
( bOOOOO!!!! )
appearance wise, they retired the grandpa glasses and gave scott contacts, they styled his hair and kept it short ( rip the middle part ), changed his WHOLE wardrobe ( but instead of them being like raven you can't keep wearing cringey, sriracha stained anime tee-shirts, the big baggy pants and being a nasty, disgusting, boy. you, have to be HOT, lmao, they told scott something similar but it was more along the lines of scott, you can't look like a librarian, you have to look like you shred electric guitar in the biggest punk rock band in the world ) so sweaters were sleeveless shirts, his lowly sensible slacks became designer, they put ice on his wrists and made him
...Cool.
which would be less important if he were in the back like ken and jimjam, but as the lead guitarist of cd, he had to be in the front next to Raven, which meant he had to be almost as cool as raven...
almost.
because ravenstan was the front man of crimson dawn...
and scott was just the guy to his right.
which is where everything went wrong.
because raven was a personality that, like the little pants, came on when they curtain came up, but immediately came off/were replaced with a pair of giant hole-y sweatpants once he was backstage and nursing himself back to health w/ several strong shots of whiskey.
now, scott too was asked to put on a show, play up his hotshot, rockstar persona for the cameras...but long after the show was over...that mask never came off. stan rushed off stage and ripped that fishnet shirt off his body like it was made of barbed wire, but conversely, scott dreaded going from hero to zero...so he just didn't.
fame & fortune devoured our dear boy and just like that...
scott became thot.
permanently.
but before i get into this next part, i just want to say that i am a scott apologist; i understand why he did the things he did and was the way he was. again, being a celebrity is to be changed. and damaged. the weight of the world is ten times as heavy as a hundred of his pre-med textbooks. which he tossed in the TRASH, btw!!!
Dr. Scott Dropped Out Of Medical School!!!! :'(
he stopped perusing his dream to become a nightmare...smh. but i digress, scott spent his life shoved into lockers, made fun of, kept small. people were calling him names and now they were calling his name. nay, thousands upon thousands Screaming his name!!! they loved him, they worshipped him. and to someone who had never once been popular before. the feeling was as amazing...
as it was addictive.
because, again, their sweet scott was absorbed by thot...
and Thot Malkinson was a Diva. a messy manwhoring menace. a punk rock primadonna. he ordered all the makeup people around, fought for the spotlight, acted a fool & started drama Everywhere. he was obsessed with his image, and i mean Obsessed. he actually...sigh.
Went Back Into The Closet And Pretended To Be STRAIGHT to avoid backlash. he dated tons of girls, lots of celebrities, mostly to spite jimmy which was...a mess. ( i will talk about them in another post this post is so fucking long ) but he was generally being a massive d-bag with an even massiver ( ? ) ego.
tldr; the boys were getting Fed Up.
because more than just blowing them off to do photoshoots and interviews without them/talk heeellla smack, he was acting like he was better than them. he made a lot of jokes about leaving the band which...weren't funny. and being at rae's right side was starting to rlly fuck w/ scott and made him feel inferior. bc he wanted to be the star.
he wanted to be the front man.
& he thought that stan was being super ungrateful for not taking his role as the face of the band seriously wHEN HE NEVER WANTED TO BE THE FACE OF THE BAND!!! HE WAS FORCED TO DO IT!!! AAAA!
but anyways, scott was super jealous of stan's success and started to seriously resent him. he was making these really snide comments under his breath, tripping stan on stage with the amp cords n shit, playing Super Loud over his voice. like??? HELLO??? he literally pierced his nose Days after stan pierced his??? the petty olympics!
and it's even worse if you consider that stan and scott were TIGHT once upon a time. like stan was the person who'd initially showed scott the most kindness ( even more so them jimmy i think, who was put off by scott’s uptightness ) bc rae’s a weird awkward king who, ok, does fit in bc he's pretty but then just Sticks Out back out bc he is literally the world's biggest boyfail bi disaster who openly rebels against tradition.
so he gets the Struggle! he really does...as a result, stan took scott under his wing & spent a lot of time with him because ravenstan taught scott how to play guitar and was probably the most patient of the boys. kenny's very abrasive, jimmy fucks around too much, but stan is just very sweet & nuturing, he won't get mad at you. my bb.
stan AND scott were actually my awkward, soft boy babies before the fuckboyification of scott into thot, they also had a really special bond because scott was the only one of the other og three crimson boys...
who could speak spanish. <3
that was very nostalgic and comforting to stan because after the fire...speaking spanish kind of died with shelley, so stan had no one he could regularly correspond with in spanish...
( ok, obviously, when stan was working with his waitering jobs pre!cd he had some homies/coworkers he could speak spanish to, but, tbh, it wasn't super frequent and was more for utility helpful bilingual boy communication purposes -- in rm!flashbacks!p3 there is a very important waiter adjacent job stan worked that i was gonna talk abt in a diff chapter, but, what the hell? i love spoiler heaven. u can ask. )
...but he had scott...with whom he regularly Shot The Shit.
like, oh my gooooood, when i tell you stan and scott were being chismosos 25/8, smh, jimmy and kenny were ready to fight. this was cute, ofc, but the cutest part was that...scott had a crush on a boy.
who he needed to talk to someone about.
but kenny and scott were never really close. being immortal and basically an eldritch god means that he's definitely been around the block, met some very colorful characters and as a result, is a very good judge of it.
and scott, of course, is a good person.
stan actually calls scotty "the best of them" in rm8 and was well loved and treasured by all of the crimson boys -- but kenny had always gotten a...weird feeling about scott in the back of his mind. like something about him was off...like he might betray them.
but because of that personal dissonance scott wasn't super comfortable confideing in kenny, he couldn't very well talk to jimmy about his crush...ON JIMMY, so that left stan who was paitent and kind, whose ear, while intimidatingly pierced and decked out with pentagrams and things, was a very kind ear, indeed.
stan was very receptive and receptive of that sensitive information ( as a sensitive boy ) and regularly corresponded with scott about it in ~stannish- bc they couldn’t very well let the other guys hear it, right? so they’d chat away, giggling behind their hands, scott whispering scandalous goss in stan’s ear ft. the ravenstan signature santa puta madre de guadalupe & the corresponding no me digaaa sancho!
i also think stan called scott sancho por las risas.
the boys also used to call stan Stanteria because they put sublime on the bro haus playlist for when they’re kicking back on friday nights after scotts done with class/working in the OR and whenever it comes on, it’s freaking modelo time, aka time to crack a cold one with the boys, who clinking beers with their fingers covered in cheesy poof dust and fkn lime and chamoy cross faded af shouting i dON’T PRACTICE ~STANTERIA~; I AINT GOT NO CRYSTAL BAAALL!! WELL I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS BUT I’D!! I'D SPEND IT ALLL!”
pls note that they literally cannot play that song anymore bc it reminds them too much of scott :’( i am so sad...hope i die!!!
anyways, an important part of these discussions, or rather, discrushions is that stan…was never told the identity of the boy scott had a crush on. i’m laffing but they def did that thing you do in elem/middle school when you have a crush on someone and you give them a silly code name so no one knows who you’re talking abt ( i am not sure what the code name for jimmy was but i’m sure it has v shit takin school boy chismoso energies smh, but never said his name.
THIIIIIIIS IT VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!
because this info directly ties into a massive plot drop aka...
scott malkinson's 21st birthday. 12/11. better known as cd's last concert featuring scott as their guitarist.
Ever.
-uncle nina, WHO LITERALLY WROTE UP THE SCENE BUT IT GOT DELETED IDK HOW I WANTED TO SCREAM BUT JUST ASK ME ABOUT IT AND I'LL WRITE IT LATER I'M SO MAD!!! IT'S JUICY!!!!
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thetimelordbatgirl · 2 months
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X-Men '97 trailer is really making people slowly question how insane x men lore is, huh?
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fbi-cheesyballs · 1 year
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Honestly, if Scott were to be saying “may the forth-“, it’d sound like force.
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mrmcflowers · 4 months
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Small rant in the tags!
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noahtally-famous · 1 year
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revenge of the island where everything’s the same except scott chooses to vote out zoey instead of mike to gain the upper hand or smth 
the catch is that previously-dormant-since-leaving-juvie mal ends up fronting after, similar to how zoey invoked commando zoey, bc he’s the Protector of the system--or maybe he and mike end up co-hosting??? and it turns into a push-pull thing between them and scott bc mike and scott are already dealing with their issues; meanwhile mal’s as morally gray as the next person and although he’s royally ticked off at scott for messing with mike and threatening the system, he also can’t help but be impressed at how utterly slippery scott is--and ofc tries to exploit that slipperiness and use it against scott. while scott’s sorta confused bc ‘okay this guy isn’t svetlana or chester or manitoba or vito, so who is he??’ but also he’s like ‘wow a worthy opponent?? hell yeah!’ and there’s def some underlying tension reaching its peak that gets cut off when scott gets eliminated following canon events (so mike gets eliminated like zoey was btw) bc duh they’re both trying to beat each other for (mostly) different reasons and with questionable morales within a show where everyone’s pitted against each other, ofc there’s gonna be a tension plus mal kinda doesn’t like scott for what he did lmao (v understandable and valid)
and then they meet again in all-stars and that tension rekindles...among other things :)
somewhere along the way (maybe in a snippet of a scene before scott’s elimination or during all-stars or in the span of time between their eliminations and roti’s finale) scott does the equivalent of apologizing for threatening the system, mainly bc mal would have thrown him without ado straight into fang’s jaws if he didn’t own up to it, but also after being in mal’s (and mike’s) presence for as long as he was, scott genuinely starts to feel bad--not for kicking out all those ppl prior, including zoey, but of how he went abt hurting mike and the rest of the system--mal was just that push he needed to own up to his misdeed. anyway after that, mal doesn’t want to forgive or see scott in a more ‘positive’ light after that happens, but this time mike, the more forgiving one out of them all, is the one being the push to get the alters to try to forgive scott, and after that, as they say, it’s history :D
no but, the urge to write this as a oneshot-type fic set during revenge of the island that acts as a “prologue” for the next multichaptered fic set during all-stars-
it’d give an excuse to portray scott as the villain he deserves to be in all-stars while also warring with his emotions bc I can bet that homeboy has never had a crush, fell in love, or dated anyone before. (plus hopefully I can write mike’s system (namely mal) in a better way than fresh did, and I can touch upon his past--like how he ended up in juvie--and his relations with other characters, like duncan and zoey and cam.) 
swear I’ll elaborate more on this when I don’t have a project due within a day and when I’m not in a motivation slump lmfao
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hypermania · 2 years
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How could you love something that was never really yours?
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morningmarionette · 2 months
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finished rereading and annotating Great Gatsby. Daisy and Tom make me sick /non negative.
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charlotterenaissance · 11 months
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🎭🪠📰
🎭Favorite sketch where the kids play themselves? oh the scott-bot sketch for sure! so many parts i love: the scott-bot ripping off bellini's towel only for him to have another towel underneath, kevin bursting in with a ripped sweater, mark's scared acting, the fact that scott built a robot because he was still tired from his vacation, scott fighting the robot in his robe and with the wrong remotes... it's a gem
🪠Favorite one-off character? scott's detective character from the katnapped sketch. that's a great sketch already, but there's something just really fascinating about the peter prince character that i just can't get enough of. also some of scott's best work, in my opinion
📰Have you watched News Radio? i have not! but i plan to! my girlfriend used to watch it and she really hyped it up for me. i recently found seasons one and two at a second-hand store, and my sister got me season three for my birthday. once i get it the last couple seasons on dvd i am blowing through it
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throttlegainwell · 5 months
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Hello, Didn't want to say anything except it is awesome to find a fellow Jonathan Byers AND Scott Summers enjoyer, I love both of those characters a lot.
Ah, that's awesome! Thanks for saying hi. I am, indeed, massively gone for both of those guys, and I am equally delighted to come across another fan of both.
#answered asks#scott summers#jonathan byers#very little in common except for all the stuff they have in common really#but i mean eldest sibling issues probable neurodivergence hyper-independence loner status don't want to be in charge but kind of have to be#responsibility to their people to the detriment of their own well-being got to do everything themselves not well liked or understood#accusations of being boring or morally questionable but just doing their best and grinding away relentlessly#abandonment issues childhood abuse & neglect i could go on#yet they're so very very different and also one shoots kinetic energy beams from his eyes#so there's that#scott would dislike jonathan's music#and ngl the fact that jonathan spends a significant portion of his time in a darkroom under a safelight#which is red#and scott's whole deal is red#that cracks me up a little#though there's something to be said for scott's keen spatial awareness vs. jonathan's eye for composition#and jonathan isn't a nuts and bolts guy and he can handle himself but lbr scott's training regimen would kill him#also i doubt jonathan has ever read a comic in his life and even in the 80s scott was no one's favorite#also yeah they're both pretty reserved quiet & locked-down emotionally & can't deal with their issues + pragmatic as hell#but i think jonathan has more self-awareness about it and he's way more sensitive#whereas scott was just never going to be a particularly emotional guy he's logical af it's how he's wired#anyway yes i love these two hyper-competent messes a whole lot#and have written many words about them both and will probably write many more
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msginnymalfoy · 2 years
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i wanna enjoy the new character eli hale wihout st*rek stans inserting st*rek everywhere.
i seriously cannot believe they are making a st*rek connection by saying eli-elias was stiles' grand father's name. i literally cannot stop laughing do they even realize if it happens, it only makes their ship more problematic because elias stilinski an abuser and a asshole lol
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terrifyingstories · 1 year
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re: the scott throwing isaac after he admits to having feelings for allison scene. i’m not super critical of scott in this scene because it’s very clear to me that tw is playing it off as comedy and it isn’t meant to be taken seriously and it’s another one of those ~comedic moments that is in really poor taste of that clearly doesn’t consider the implications of isaac’s background, etc., but i do want to address it and think it can be done in a more sensitive way.
as other people have mentioned, scott is heavily struggling with the impacts of the sacrifice at this point in time; i don’t think the show was really going for this given the overall tone of the scene, but divorced from the ~comedic nature of melissa’s fears of her supernatural boys destroying her not very supernatural house and given the context of the episode and season, it makes sense to me. scott isn’t fully himself and is struggling with control in a way he hasn’t in seasons. in my portrayal, this impacts his reaction to isaac in this scene a lot. he doesn’t have his usual ability to process, control, and communicate his emotions, and reacts by pushing the upsetting thing (isaac) away.
i do think once he regains that control, provided isaac is willing, he apologizes to him and explains. he wants to be a safe person for isaac, and he regrets threatening him physically. isaac should be able to talk to him about his feelings, and that’s something scott wants and values. there is lingering hurt and jealousy regarding allison at this time and some pain surrounding the idea of her moving on, and maybe that’s something they have to navigate, but that’s okay. isaac isn’t doing anything wrong, and neither is allison. both are free to explore their feelings and urges as they wish, and scott wants them both to be happy. he’d be open about the fact that getting over allison was extremely hard for him and sometimes it still hurts, but that isaac is someone he cares about and that isn’t going to change if he does choose to explore things with allison. he was struggling after something intense and horrible and wasn’t in control, and allison is a sore spot for him, but it’s no excuse.
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whatohitsonfirewelp · 2 years
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I miss Scott’s hair from s1
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