Oh dearest writer I am requesting (again) what do YOU think tweek, clyde, kyle, jimmy and pip would call the reader (if that makes any sense 😅) like ig "petnames" but I hate that word more then anything (even more then my mom 🤭)
🖌 anon (as always)
Nicknames for the Reader!
i did romantic AND platonic if that’s okay
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Stan Marsh
Platonic: Dude, Bro, “Lil Homie” or “Big Guy” depending on your height
Romantic: Darling, Honey, Baby. Typical shit unless he’s in a goofy mood, then it’s something stupid like “booboo bear”
Kyle Broflovski
Platonic: Dude, Bro. Classic.
Romantic: Babe, Dear, Honeybun. He never calls you Honeybun in public though, that one is for him only.
Kenny McCormick
Platonic: Babes, among other things that are probably not normally platonic (doll, pretty, etc)
Romantic: Doll, Prince/Princess, Hot stuff (or hotcock/pusspuss when he’s stoned out of his gourd)
Eric Cartman
Platonic: This is Cartman we’re talking about. He calls you derogatory things based on your appearance and background no matter what.
Romantic: Same thing, mostly. But alone he’s much sweeter, or he just adds “my” to the beginning of whatever slur he calls you. He’s not used to love.
Butters/Marjorine Stotch
Platonic: Fella, Buddy, Bubba, etc.
Romantic: Baby, sweetheart, darling, etc. Constantly giving you the sweetest compliments too. “Handsome boy” or “pretty girl” or simply just “gorgeous”
Craig Tucker
Platonic: Dude. Bro sometimes but he’s a very Dude guy.
Romantic: We all know he calls his partners honey, but also I think he would call you cupcake or love. Maybe even just baby.
Tweek Tweak
Platonic: Bro, my guy. Uses your name a lot.
Romantic: Hun, Cutie, just the most sickeningly sweet shit. He’s smitten.
Clyde Donovan
Platonic: Dude, bro, guy. Regardless of gender.
Romantic: Something stupid. Little lady/baby boy/my darling when he wants to embarrass you. Bae in front of his friends.
Tolkien Black
Platonic: Simple and straight to the point, he uses your name. Occasionally dude.
Romantic: I’m sorry he’s the guy to say pookie unironically 💀 he also calls you “little bug” though which is honestly adorable
Jimmy Valmer
Platonic: My man/Little Dude/Miss lady. He’s a jokester, whaddya want?
Romantic: Sweetums, cutie patootie, lovebug.
Scott Malkinson
Platonic: Dude, your name. Very simple.
Romantic: He’s probably so nervous but I think he would call you sugar, hon, and babe. He’s also definitely fond of dear and darling.
Pip Pirrup
Platonic: Friend, Chap, other British things.
Romantic: Love, sweetie, baby, missus/mister/mx. He adores you to the bone.
Damien Thorn
Platonic: Puny, worm, other such insults.
Romantic: Mortal. Also refers to you as “the Tolerable One” and “Mine.” Sometimes, when he’s feeling extra sappy, he calls you his little angel or firestarter.
Gregory (of Yardale)
Platonic: He does NOT know what that means so prepare for a litany of Prince/Princess, My Liege, etc.
Romantic: Others include: My sweet, love, sunshine, baby, little flower, beautiful, gorgeous, etc.
Christophe “The Mole” DeLorne
Platonic: “Friend” is the best thing you could squeeze out of him.
Romantic: lots of French. “Papillon” (butterfly), “Mon cher/Ma chérie” (my dear/my darling), “Amour” (love). He prays you don’t understand. Never point them out he WILL stop.
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