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tumblr deserves to see the freemancake as well
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Something about the mental image of Doomguy, a hulking force of nature being stuck in a house and going deeper and deeper in and uncovering memories, traumas, and even little inside jokes that are all devoid of context but are still inexplicably and lovingly tied to the house. Doomguy having to fight monsters but unable to fully comprehend the love and pain tied to this House that warps reality more than any demon he’s ever fought could comprehend. He needs to go through and every step goes deeper in the House becomes more and more inexplicable. The idea that Doomguy, a man who literally conquered hell, will struggle against a House that is haunted and grieving for the love that was once there.
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Doomguy and Master Chief give Gordon Freeman some advice based on this post under readmore
Struggling to get my old iPad to draw again by going thru my freeguy117 tag and finding gems like these
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Palia: Come and play a cute cosy farming game!! Decorate your house!!! Meet new friends and date them if you’d like!! Look for treasure!!! Go fishing!!!
Also Palia: All the characters have depression. Everyone has some sort of deeply sad backstory that makes you lament the fact that you can’t hug them. There’s an underground market and a cartel and The Order. There used to be a massive human society but there was an apocalypse and they’re all dead. Ruins and memorials and graves jut out of the ground like splinters in the land’s skin. You and the other players are all the humans that’s left, and you all have amnesia and don’t know what happened to your own people either. Everywhere you go, relics and harrowing letters from the dead are scattered around. There’s just so much grief. There was something, someone here. This was important. They’re all gone, now.
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Reasons to play Palia:
Cozy, gentle farming/village sim a bit like a combination of Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing, but online.
Most of the villagers are romanceable if you're into that. Either way they all have backstories that you learn by befriending them.
One time I went fishing and pulled up a charcuterie.
There's robots. One of them is romanceable because the fanbase demanded it in alpha.
You can't pet the dog but you can talk to him:
The fishing and bug catching systems are unique and fun.
When people find a rare/special resource like a Flow tree or palium ore, they'll call over zone chat to tell people where it is because everyone that hits a resource node will get the same reward no matter how many people are on it.
Crabs count as bugs so you can catch them!
Sifuu sent me a brick in the mail.
Cat people come from the moon, allegedly. Which moon? Probably the one that isn't on fire.
Concerned about too many people stripping the resources? The game is instanced and each instance only has a handful of players at a time. Even if they're all mining, or chopping trees, the nodes respawn fast enough to compensate. Plants and other things on the ground are not shared, so grab all those you want.
You can hunt for meat and leather, and there are a variety of animals that require different methods. Some of them teleport or clone themselves.
Speaking of hunting, you do so with a bow, and there's no blood or dead body. Bagged animals literally disappear and leave behind a bag which you loot.
You can climb and glide kind of like Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom.
The housing system is pretty robust, almost like WildStar. You start with a tent and then get a house which you can add rooms to. You can find, buy, and craft furnishing and sometimes villagers will gift them to you.
There's no HP and no penalty for falling, so feel free to yeet yourself from high places in order to explore!
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hey if you want to try a FREE-to-play cozy game (with no pay-to-win or gacha scams) that’s like a mix between Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, and a lil bit of BotW/TotK for PC and switch, you should play Palia. It’s an mmo so you can play with your friends and cook, fish, collect bugs, etc together!
should note:
they just released a lunar new year festival update, like, yesterday. I haven’t even gotten the chance to play it yet!
the game IS in open beta, so it can be buggy sometimes. But the glitches are usually pretty funny and again, it is a free game, so I can’t really complain
you can be poly
you can romance a robot
the community is very friendly, if there’s a rare node people usually call it out in the chat and wait for everyone to arrive before taking it.
if you make an account using my referral code you get a fruit basket welcome gift 🤭
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pain and suffering eternal torment hell on earth
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thankyou to all who commented about the cookie monster pants idk why i didn't draw them 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
tweek thrives in pe class cause its a good way to get all his energy out and craigs a fucking loser who refuses to take his hat off and constantly complains about doing anything
#but now i did! like 20 years late at 12:30 am#bleh bleh blehhh yay#glad 2 see my style had nawt changed at awll
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what’s super delicious and rhymes with troccoli?
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peach is like 85% of his impulse control
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paying my ichinan dues after four years
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