self care is knowing i can say stan is short and chubby and kyle is tall and average build and no one can take that from me. stan's growth was stunted from all that weed randy put in his food at a young age (not to mention the alcohol lmao.) he's not weak though. he works on the farm so he's pretty dang strong, he just has a sleeper build. kyle's taller because of a combination of genes, healthy lifestyle, and sheer luck, and he's not buff but he's pretty toned because of basketball. stan's stronger and can pick kyle up but kyle can use stan's head as an armrest like a jerk. i can say this and no one can stop me. i'm free
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no.. yall don鈥檛 understand.. you simply don鈥檛 fw him like i do..
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And they were roommates
(oh my god they were roommates)
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HI I'VE BEEN ABSENT FOR SO LONG I APOLOGISE
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Do you have any disability headcannons?
yeah!! some of these are canon and some of them aren't, but shhh! they still count!
Stan: asthma, CVS (clinical vomiting syndrome,) major depressive disorder and minor dyscalculia. he may have (non-hyperactive) adhd?? they diagnosed him with it and put him on meds but he's certain its something else
Kyle: diabetic, ehlers danlos, and shitty immune system so he's always getting sick. also OCD. he has certain habits his friend see as odd (such as making and unmaking and making his bed again repeatedly, always knocking exactly 5 times, and saying certain words/phrases more than once when the situation doesn't call for it) and he has bad intrusive thoughts and minor delusions every once in a while like seeing things in the corner of his eye or hearing his name called
Butters: Anxiety and depression (highschool.) His parents have him medicated for it more because they want him to act normal and less because they actually care about him.
Cartman: Im gonna be so real with you, it was you who sold me on the cartman potsie hc. so POTS for cartman. and ik this isnt a disability but im just gonna say intersex cartman is so real. ykw actually for him i would consider it a disability. not by nature, but because of all the shit he has to go through in life and with the medical system.
also i think potsie kyle would get so fucking pissed about cartman also having pots. he would 100000% think he's faking to make him mad
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what do you think he's scheming? 馃槺
i just love the picture of @6ftkyle's kyle dolly in her shop. he makes me sooo happy
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hangout
south park fandom come back i miss you
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