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zuoschlect · 2 days
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southparkhcsocs · 7 hours
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This is literally Ronnie’s song
https://youtu.be/OhlDVj7lO6c?si=oY3Oo2Ty1FDSvisz
You are bloody well right there, Anon
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currrsy · 4 months
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like xmas gift for u guys!
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COLLAB WITH @buttl0rd!!! i did the coloring and he did the line art!!!
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clydiepie · 1 year
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Team Stan x reader! (Cooking for them)
Cooking for your boyfriend is never dull that's for sure lol
cw: none!
Team Stan (individually) x reader who loves to cook for them!
She/her pronouns
fluffy!
mentions of NSFW
Enjoy!! <3
Cartman<3
do i even have to explain???
okay i will lol
HE LOVES IT
"Hey, babe instead of us going out how about I make dinner?" You said popping your head out from the kitchen
"I think i love you.." he mumbled
"What was that?"
"Nothing stupid get back in the kitchen" he joked
While you worked in the kitchen you were super focused, you always wanted things to be just the way Eric liked (especially since he would never let you forget If you fucked something up)
He is probably sitting on the couch playing some videogame with the boys online when he smells something coming from the kitchen.
He pulls off his headset and leaves the game to follow that delicious smell
"Cartman?"
"Where the hell did he go?"
but the game has been long abandoned he shuffles his way closer to you as you focused on whatever was on the stovetop.
You were pulled from your intense focus as Eric protectively wrapped his arms around your waist
"Almost done?"
"Nearly"
Eric is gracious enough to set the table for you guys
Once you guys have eaten, Eric drags you to the couch to cuddle with him (even though he will insist that he only wants to relax while his food digests)
You guys snuggle up on his couch and watch T.V together
you can see his phone on the end table that keeps lighting up with texts from the boys wondering where he went, he ignores them.
"Maybe you should just say over, I don't want to walk you home in this cold weather."
"Eric it's cold every day."
"Shhhhhh"
Kyle<3
He really just wants to help
dear god let him or he'll explode
"Y/N honey, do you want any help?"
"I'm okay but thank you!"
Kyle will sit in the kitchen and watch your every move, not judging or anything he is just curious (plus he just likes being around you)
He waits patiently for you to give him some kind of task, he really just wants to be helpful.
"Babe?"
"Yes!" Kyle says a little too enthused jumping up from his seat.
"Would you ask Ike if he is hungry, I have enough for the three of us." you say with a smile
Kyle begrudgingly invites his little brother to eat with you guys. (he just wanted you to himself)
The three of you are gathered around Kyle's kitchen table as you serve up the food to the boys.
Kyle can't help but imagine what a good mother you would be.
Like you are so good at helping out with Ike he can’t even think about it without blushing
You take notice of his red face and ask if the food is too spicy
“Oh no it’s perfect!!”
He calmly composed himself as you and Ike chat about how school is going
Shortly after you finish eating Ike scurries upstairs back to his video games while Kyle helps you wash the dishes.
The two of you side by side at the sink, laughing as you play with the bubbles in the sink
You take a huge handful of bubbles and slap it in his face
He wipes his face and underneath the mess you see a devious smirk
You slowly start to back away from him knowing what was about to happen
“Oh baby you’re going to pay for that.”
All is heard is your screams as Kyle chases you with a handful of bubbles
“Ike help me!!” You yell
“Sorry Buddy.” Ike yells back from his room
Stan<3
Stan actually didn't even know you were going to be at his house when he got home
His parents are out of town so he figured he would just heat up a frozen pizza or something
But he walked in the door and was greeted by you wearing a cute little apron and setting the table with some simple plates for the two of you
"Uh Y/N, what's all this?"
"Oh, I just thought it would be nice for us to have a little dinner date." you smile
You are so fucking cute Stan can't handle it
He follows you into the kitchen and sees a number of things strewn about the counters
a cookbook sat open next to the stove as you continued to stir whatever was in the boiling pot in front of you
He could tell you were putting in a lot of effort and he felt bad he hadn't done anything for you
instead of offering his help, which he knew you wouldn't accept, he hatched a plan of his own
Stan strolled over to you and kissed your forehead while you worked
"I'll be right back okay?"
You hummed in response deep in concentration with your project
As fast as he came he was gone again, swiftly grabbing his keys and walking out the front door
As you heard the front door close you thought to yourself what he might be doing but you decided just to focus on the task at hand.
Just as you were about to finish up the food you hear the front door open and some movement in the dining room
You figure Stan is just up to some weird joke so you finish up the food and walk into the dining room with 2 plates in hand
You walk out to see Stan holding a bouquet of flowers and the table is set with candles and rose petals all around
"Stanley" you say trying not to cry because of how sweet he was
"What kind of date doesn't have flowers for their girlfriend?"
You put the food down on the table and walk over to him and pull him in for a sweet kiss
"Maybe I could treat you to some dessert later hm" you say kissing him again
"What did I do to deserve you."
Kenny<3
You decided to surprise your boyfriend at his house with plans to make him and his siblings dinner
You arrived at Kenny's and gave the door a quick knock before being greeted by your boyfriend with a surprised look on his face
"Babe what are you doing here." he says as he swoops in to take all the heavy bags you were carrying
"I thought I could make dinner for everyone." you smiled as you started to unpack the contents of your bags onto the counters
Kenny was shocked you would spend your time and money on him and his family
He needed to repay you somehow
As you started to prepare some stuff for cooking you noticed that Kenny had started to help you pulling out mixing bowls and a few utensils
"Ken you don't have to help, I got this," you say resting your hand on his shoulder as he leans down into the bottom cabinet looking for something.
"I know you do but I just want to help, please let me." he cooed standing up with an old wooden cutting board in hand.
You gave in instantly, how could you say no to that face
The two of you worked together cutting vegetables and cooking over the stove, Kenny would sometimes just walk up and kiss you in the middle of something
The two of you worked so well together, it's like he always knew what your next move would be
he was always one step ahead
As you too finished up cooking Kenny did the best he could to find matching plates and cups for you and his siblings
You went to call the kids in for dinner as Kenny put the plates of food on the table
domestic life seemed to fit you both so well, as you all ate Kenny talked with his sister and brother about their day
he held your hand below the table the whole time
After dinner, you guys just tossed the dishes in the sink and went to Kenny's room to cuddle
As he held you in his arms he mumbled a question into your shoulder
"Would you ever want kids one day?"
"Only if you were my baby daddy." you laugh
"Oh, I can arrange that."
Thanks for reading! i kinda got a little carried away sorry if this is too long lol!!
-m <3
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kenlvry · 1 year
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stans gang and late night skinny dipping eith their s/o
skinny dipping with stans group
an,DAMNN OKAY ANON I SEE U 😝🤞 this is such an interesting one. SLIGHTEST nsfw so theyre all 18
kenny
you and him were having a sleepover, he's just there to accompany you since your parents are out of town and your an only child so it gets scary.
kenny has had this idea for a long time actually,everytime he comes over he suggests you two skinny dip tgt but you always refuse
not that you don't want to, he asks when the sun is blaring at you and during people are just walking by and greeting you like cmon, and also your parents can clearly see you if you two go skinny dip like um???
anyways, you two were watching a movie and it was getting boring, you looked out to your backyard to see your pool, you thought it was a good time "ken, you know how you always ask to skinny dip tgt?"
his clothes are off by the time you finish that sentence. he has been ready ever since the day he saw you had a pool.
he's already in the pool waiting for you. your just there like 🧍 "come in babe" you stood there taking off your clothes while he stared from the pool "damn think i need to be handcuffed somewhere this time" smirking at you.
the pool was cols.the pool wasn't that deep, it reached your shoulder meanwhile it reached just the lowerhalf of kenny. since it was cold kenny would make jokes like "its really cold, dont you wanna warm you sweet boyfriend?" or "you love me right? im really cold rn.."
his hands are everywhere, from you waist to your ass to your hands then your shoulders, he is dora the explorer
tbh you two don't know what to do in there, i mean.. theres only one thing to do when your naked tgt...and uh you weren't up for that
when you have your back turned on him he would definitely press himself against you "tryna do something tonight?" he hugs you from behind and lays his head on your shoulder
"maybe not in the pool ken" you smiled "IN THE BED THEN???" you just kept smiling escaping his grasp around you and getting out of the pool with a towel around you "come meet me there" you winked. he is already there before you know it, skinny dipping with kenny is a one way ticket to not be able to move for two days
stan
tbh skinny dipping was your idea, you were bored and you come across a tiktok abt it and was intrigued.
"no." he has his arms cross and stern look, "PLEASEEEEE, your no fun stan please please" you did your best puppy eyes and hands clasp together looking up to him.
he wants to 100%, but he's scared someone's gonna walk by and see you two literally naked. you were so persistent and he couldn't deny you.
he looked at the time and at this time almost everyone in south park, except for you two are sleeping. he agrees and you burst a huge smile taking of your shirt and pants leaving you in your bra and underwear walking to the pool.
"w-wait y/n!" bro is stuttering blushing fluttering embarrassed flushed. i mean its not the first time he's seen you naked but usually you two make out with your eyes closed so he never really admired your whole body.
you jump in the pool, taking off your undergarments in the pool and throwing it, he sighs taking off everything except for his boxers.
the pool water reached just about above your boobs, i mean you could still see them but the water covers some. "stan take off your boxers" he's avoiding eye contact. "fine I'll do it" "WAIT NO" and like that he's naked now.
he is so embarrassed like damn with you naked he's already shy enough. your pool had stairs, it was a 3 step stair. stan was on the 2nd step slouching and man spreading, he's just watching you enjoying the water, you were cute he thought.
but its no fun when he's doing nothing, slowly approaching him the water slowly submerging from your body. your body revealing itself making even more shy, he doesn't notice it but he's smirking while eyeing you. stan had to held back the urge to vomit.
your body was wet, not too wet but wet. your hair tied up hut some strands wet from taking off his boxers earlier. sitting on his lap with one hand on his shoulder and the other on his cheek reaching in for a kiss, but just as your two lips was suppose to meet you pulled away and winking then getting up from the pool drying yourself and wrapping a towel around you.
he scoffs while smirking at the stunt you pulled. no way hes going to let you go like that, he immediately gets up and pulled your arm and pulling you into a kiss causing the towel to fall down. lets just say you two had one hell of a night
kyle
idk about you but i think Kyle's the first to bring it up, he would bring it up once but then forget about it months later
you remembered and suggested it again, he was like okay boo whatever u say. ur abt to take off your underwear and bra and he justs screams at you to stop "WAIT! do it in the pool" "what why" you don't question it any further and get in taking it off in there.
he says he doesnt want anyone seeing you but its 2 am who wants to walk by and peek through the fence?? "what if your neighbors see you, he has windows yk" "his curtains are close and the person in the room is 3 year old boy" "still."
he would stand REALLY close to tou, he covering you as if the kid isnt asleep 5 hours ago. he is full on staring at you, no shame just looking at you up and down.
he's seen you naked before but somehow you naked underwater is just so much better, he then realises hes been staring too long and is begging you to not swim underwater bc rn mans is having a boner 🤞
you two get straight to the point ,theres no teasing no nothing you two are doing it in the pool no need to the go in the bedroom, he kisses you as an accident but a kiss turned into a makeout session then uh yeah....
you'd have to physically pull out yourself bc you know this shit gon last until morning and youre not trying to have a fever.
cartman
when you mentioned it he refuses straight away "no thats gay" even if you beg with your life he wouldn't agree. you'd have to ask three days in advance.
he'll eventually give in, it took alot od brining though. he def takes off his boxers underwater hes too shy, he doesn't admit to it though
and tbh he doesn't regret agreeing to this bc your body being wet like that was paradise for him, you look so hot and so carefree he is not taking his eyes off of you.
he realises it and get moody bc he loves it and doesn't wanna admit. he would splash water at you so he can fuck up your hair, you told him earlier you didn't wanna dive in bc you didnt want your hair to be wet so he makes sure your hair is wet
you'd tease him alot, touching him from behind, kissing his neck, his lips, he loves it sm but he acts as if he hates it like bro its obvious.
the night ended with bed creaks from your room, if you know what o mean
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krist-420 · 1 month
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Sanrio South Park
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meegan420 · 3 months
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Main 4 Cred South Park/South Paws 🐾
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h4n1uwu · 2 months
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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK
WOOOOO
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(We were going to doodle concepts for the Coon but this took priority)
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krokminox · 1 year
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The line....
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southparkhcsocs · 21 days
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Stuck in the middle
Part 54
⚠️ Part 56 ⚠️
Beginning
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currrsy · 5 months
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I missed him so much!!!
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EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW!!!! ITS LITERALLY THEM!!!
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boleynz-corner · 2 months
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wendy’s love interests 💜✨
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kenlvry · 1 year
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how the main 4 would react after receiving a flower from you
note; second post!! thought abt this concept while in the shower, hope you enjoy it!
kenny mccormick 
when he first got a flower from you it was during school hours, you saw some pretty flowers by the playground bushes and decided to pick some for your boyfriend
it was daffodils , you picked abt 5 of them for him, you approached him and gave him the flowers. he was stunned at first but was so happy that you gave it to him, he’d show off to his friends and cartman would tease him for it but he didn’t care.
he treasured it so much, even on his way home all he thought was how cute and sweet you were to give him flowers, he would try to repay you somehow tbh, he’d do extra shifts just to gift something in return
when you would come over you could see he kept it in a small vase or if not just have it laying around somewhere safe 
if anyone tries to touch it he would be livid or if his mom tried throwing it away he would throw a full on tantrum, he just wants to remember the first ever gift you gave him <33
stan marsh
he was just chilling in his room probably playing games when all of the sudden sharon called him down bc his gf was here
he was confused as to why you came to his house, he got downstairs and there you were holding some georgia blue flowers in your hands, he asked why you came over and you said you came over to give him the flowers
he was blushing hard ong, the fact you came all the way here just to give him flowers blew his mind, the effort you had made his stomach tickle, you were so adorable, you said the flowers reminded you of him. he was practically the colour red at that point.
he threw up.
he apologized but you knew it wasn’t because he was disgusted, the next day he immediately went out to buy a vase to put the flowers in, he carefully picked out a vase and told everyone in his family to never touch the flowers. he just didn’t want it to be ruined yk?? :))
kyle broflovski
tbhhhhh i don’t know how would he react, i think he would blush so hard and didn’t know to respond to you, you asked him to meet you a the slide, he was waiting and from afar was you looking so beautifully holding pink lily flowers, he was blushing tbh.
you gave it to him and said that it was a present for him, cartman was staring from afar and teased him so bad “ewwwww you two are cringy” “shut up fatass”
he would just stare it during class and stan would have to tell him to focus or else he would be sent to the principals office for not hearing mr garrisons romance rant
like kenny he’d try to pay you back somehow, maybe asking you out to a date or buy you anything.
he would treasure it so much, would also keep it in a vase like stan, every time he would see pink lily flowers he’d blush and smile to himself,, it would always remind him of you <333
eric cartman
at first he cringed sooooo bad, he didn’t want anyone knowing you were giving him flowers so he acted like you were giving him drugs tryna act discreet with it
he’d tease you for it tbh, “don’t even think that i would cherish this... this.. whatever it is, i’d throw it away immediately when i get home,trust.”
you know damn well he wouldn’t but you just laughed
he was actually so excited to go home, he rushed home so fast and searched up what type of flowers you gave him, it was a carnation flower, he has no idea what it was but it was pretty
after that he would ask his mom to take him to the store to buy him a vase to keep it, he would practically force his mom to take him, but he saw you there too! obviously he wouldn’t admit it, “im buying this so if your stupid carnation flowers dies i can keep it in here, it would be wayyy prettier if it was dead” .......... “ i never told you it was a carnation flower though” you almost laughed but he just coughed and walked away
he would keep it on his bedside table so he can look at it everytime he woke up :))
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