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Text: The last god of the sea lies rotting on the ocean floor, a final blessing for the animals to feed on. It’s a scramble for us to go harvest its bones, full of power and magic, the last of their kind.

List of “non-sexual intimacy” prompts 

Requested by: Anonymous Request: “Hello hello!! Might I request some prompts for non-sexual intimacy (such as taking a bath together, cuddles, etc?)”

Tickle fights

Cuddling each other to sleep

Helping each other wash up in the shower; back massages under the running water to help relieve the other’s tension

Featherlight touches; tender

Laughing/smiling into kisses; pulling away and looking at each other with softened smiles 

Helping the other dry their hair/comb their hair

Holding hands and intertwined fingers as they cuddle each other to sleep 

Softened, fond stares

Soft noises of appreciation as they hold each other close

Taking care of the other when they’re sick

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Responses to "Careful, or I will fall for you."

“Careful, or I might catch you when you do.”

“I hear the landing is rough.”

“Oh, the horror.”

“Haha. Yeah… That would be bad.”

“Had I known you were this easy, I would have done that long ago.”

“If you haven’t already, I think we’re safe.”

“You’re jesting.” “...Yes.” “Good.”

“You’re just saying things.”

“That would be a long fall, I’m afraid. Not sure your heart could take it.”

“You've been threatening me with that for years now."

“Don’t expect me to do anything nice for you ever again.”

“That’s what gets you going?” “Hey. No judging." 

“We always knew that day would come.”

“Rather sounds like you’d be enamored with what I have to offer, and not with… who I am.”

“With how clumsy you are, I’m surprised it hasn’t already happened.”

“How about you stop flirting with me and pay attention to your surroundings inste—?” “Ouch.”

“Please. You’re already halfway in love with me. Just admit it.”

“...Would that be so awful?”

“You’ll be fine. I’ll buy you some knee pads.” “Knee pads but no helmet?” “If you’re falling for me, you’ve already taken a hit to the head.”

I'm developing a Spiderwoman alternate universe, and I'm unsure about how to introduce my character. Can you provide some ideas for how she might reveal her face, akin to the dramatic moments of unmasking seen in the 'Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse movie?

Hero Removing their Mask Prompts

-> feel free to edit and adjust pronouns as you see fit.

She needed to get somewhere safe. She had just taken a nasty hit and wasn't sure how much farther she could go. The buildings loomed tall overhead, watching her shoot web after web as she tried to cover as much ground as possible. They offered her no comfort, just mere giants in a cold city. The rain was coming down in sleets, mixing with the blood that she was sure was running down her face and staining her suit. A small apartment building with a fire escape in a dark alley caught her attention, and she clumisly dropped down, stumbling on the landing from a twisted ankle. She sat down, leaning her back against the brick wall and tore off her mask so she could breathe better. It was sticky with blood, her hair stuck uncomfortably to her face from the downpour. Closing her eyes and sighing, waiting to regain enough energy to make it home, she didn't hear a nearby window slide open. "[Hero Name]?" an unfamiliar voice asked, full of bewilderment and worry. Her eyes shot open to look at the man staring at her, and she scrambled to cover her face. Shakily, she pulled herself to a stand, ignoring the aches and pains that shot through her body at the unwanted movement. "No, wait!" he called, right before she leapt from the railing.

He was trapped. Wedged between a building and a car and he wasnt strong enough to break free. He needed time to recover. Needed time to gather his thoughts or else bad things were going to happen. But he was already too late. The bad things were here and he wasn't strong enough to stop them. The villain was walking towards him now, sinsister smile creeping onto their face as they realized what had happened. They had won. They crouched before him, sizing his pitiful form up and down. They reached out and ripped his mask from his face.

"Why are you shutting me out?" Their friend cried, heart breaking from the months of secrets and lies they had been feeding her. "Why are you so suddenly pushing me away? What is so bad that you can't even tell your best friend?" But she wouldn't understand. And they couldn't tell her. They were so alone and it was so hard to carry the weight of this secret on their shoulders, but they couldn't bring themself to tell her. And now, they were going to lose her because of it. "Please," she continued to sob, "please, just let me help you. You don't have to do this alone. I'm always here for you, I never left and I never will." It felt like a dam was breaking behind their eyes. "I..." they took a shaky breath. Should they even tell her? "I'm... I'm [Hero Name]."

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Weapon whumpees in their last moments of sanity asking, begging, to be killed so that they can’t do anymore damage, so that they can’t hurt anyone else, so that they can’t be used anymore.

Better yet if there’s something stopping them from doing it themselves and they have to plead with caretaker to kill them.

Does caretaker do it? Does it hurt worse for whumpee to be dead or to see the wreckage they cause, the pain in their eyes? Does caretaker forsaken them too?

You've slain the beast, but instead of payment the villagers kicked you out Enraged, you do what no mage has ever done: Ressurect a dragon.

prompt 2428

You're on a hike in a national forest. You decide to leave the marked trail and now you've gotten lost. You're about to panic when you see an animal of a kind that you've never seen before. It approaches you. Write the scene.

My Spotify songs on repeat seem to be telling a story…

"I don't know how to avoid that."

Conversation Prompt

“I know you said that you grew up in a bad neighbourhood, but you’ve built up a complete immunity to seven different torture drugs. That’s not a bad neighbourhood, that’s life in a dystopia.”

“I didn’t build it up by myself, some of it is genetics. They first started with my great-grandparents.”

“Dystopia. One day, people will remember your life specifically and vomit.”

"I've never seen a wizard do that before." "I already told you, I'm not a wizard."

"Oh no... let me go find some boots to shake in..."

So I had an idea (which is terrible)

You know how in a lot of fantasy, the mages cast spells using spoken words, and then there are sometimes people who can cast with no spoken components?

Imagine if you will. For the last 500 years, that magic is based on how well you can pronounce the spell, and then some guy comes along and figured out that you can cast without actually saying the spell. Now, this guy gives this information to his kingdom or academy or whatever, and a rival organization wants that Info. Now there are magical spies. And when the rivals get their hands on silent spell casting, they enter a new period of unexpected and chaotic fights where you can no longer plan according since you have no way of countering fireball because you don't know it's a fire ball until the thing is flying at you at Mach fuck. This goes on for like 100 years then another guy figures out how to read your casting intent and like the first guy they hand over the information to their respective organization. Now there are people who can read what you're gonna cast and it's back to the old system of cast and counter casting. Or would things start developing differently? What if people still say the words but intent to cast something completely different. What kind of mind games will war wizards and battle mages play?

Anyways that's an idea, I'm not (good) writer so I leave this idea for anyone who wants to take it

“I’m not asking for much in exchange.”

“Name it and it’s yours.”

“A lifetime supply of cadavers.”

“…except for that.”

“You said anything!”

“I forgot how much of a fucking freak you are for a moment. Okay, name it and I’ll let you know if the government can officially sanction it.”