A lot of harm could've been avoided if Valeska twins had a minecraft account
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In New York, Spider-Man is seen as a hero, but if he was to ever move to Gotham, I know that a majority of the residents would mistake him for a new villain and start carrying extra bug repellent in their bags…
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how come when you search for oswald cobblepot gifs on here like 70% of them at least are of him crying
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Edward Nygma x Ides of March 😂 (Incorrect Quote with a Little Nygmobblepot)
Tumblr really is that weird little social media platform that makes you edit a long-dead historical figure into a DC show and think "Yup, people will definitely like this" 🤭😂
Spoilers for Gotham S03 E12:
Edward Nygma: Why should Oswald get to hobble around like an emperor penguin while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his feet? What's so great about Oswald, hm? Isabella was just as smart as Oswald. OK, Isabella was just as...cute as Oswald.
I totally liked Isabella just as much as I liked Oswald. And when did it become OK for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what being mayor is about! We should totally just stab Oswald!
Bonus: My previous attempts:
And this gem, with a very memeable Caesar:
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so I touched ChatGPT…
prompt: imagine you are alive in Gotham, now make a shitpost.
result:
Title: Life in Gotham
[Image: Image of Batman standing on top of a building, looking brooding]
Caption: "Living in Gotham be like: Wake up, avoid crime. Eat breakfast, avoid crime. Commute to work, avoid crime. Take a lunch break, avoid crime. Go home, avoid crime. Go to bed, dream about crime."
Feel free to share this relatable shitpost with your fellow Gothamites!
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Gotham tabloids, tweeting out half baked click-bait between celebrity gossip columns: GOTHAM NEWS Youll Never Believe Who Just Got Caught Trying To Poisson The Water Supply
Edward Nygma, barely holding back a lifetime supply of fish puns: oh no
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Oh no
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Having a nice day then BOOM 💥 Jeremiah Valeska💥
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My feelings about Gotham pride are all over the place, like why did we have a whole ass float dedicated purely to villains?? Why was my dad on it, and why did I find out that he was on it as he went past?? Like dad I know you are bi and with the Penguin or whatever but this is homophobic for so many reasons, like firstly, where was my invite to join you??
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it's 3am I'm on my phone take these low res shitposts
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selina: stop stealing my boyfriend!!
jerome, in the process of kidnapping bruce in his sleep: but i made pie :(
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Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham
Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you.
Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues.
Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background.
Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.
Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack.
Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in.
Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not.
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