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chocymolk · 8 hours
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Stephanie Brown my beloved
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emo-batboy · 2 months
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A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)
Part 45 (Masterlist)
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(Part 46)
@bruciemilf it’s been months bestie but it’s tradition
If you follow me on my main, you know I haven’t actually been gone. I’ve just been on a few side quests. I’m also being fought over by two companies rn so that’s fun (and completely stressful, please I’m just a 22yo teenage girl) but we’re BACK for a limited time! Idk I’ve got like at least five parts in my drafts so let’s see what happens.
TOODLES
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mikeluciraphgabe · 10 months
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I think there should be more fics about Gothamites talking back to the bats - specifically Batman
“Get inside” “you’re not my dad”
“Stop trying to fight the joker, PLEASE” “fuck you, I do what I want”
“The streets aren’t safe tonight” “bro it’s Thursday, one of chillest days. Please shut the fuck up about telling me about gotham like I wasn’t born here thanks”
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waynefamilyreactions · 8 months
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batfamism · 9 months
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#OnlyinGotham (English Class Edition)
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Red Hood, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Random Gothamite, who was also kidnapped: I think you mean cards.
Batman, long suffering: They do not.
Red Hood, pulling out knives: I did not.
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ev-arrested · 3 months
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Imagining clicking on a Snapmap hotspot in a superhero city and it’s just shit like this lmao
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Inspired by this thread
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gothamite-shenanigans · 4 months
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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gothamgothic · 5 months
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One of the "blob ghosts" snuck into my bag - I found out when I went looking for one of my notebooks. Thankfully my sociology professor is as blind as a bat (Not a GREAT phrase to use at Gotham U. but still)
He likes my thermos... (I was looking forward to that soup)
At least the little guy is polite enough not to mess with my medications.
You do you, little gloopy buddy. Enjoy the free ride, I guess.
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I love when the Riddler or Poison Ivy are loose, because it’s the only time the skills my mother insisted on come in handy. Can my sisters or I cook or drive? Absolutely not, but I can solve riddles and shoot a bow and identify things in nature like it’s NOTHING.
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"If I am not touching Bernard, I will shrivel up and die" --Tim drake.
Please take me away, I cannot third wheel anymore.
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carol-in-au · 7 months
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Gothamite 1: I think Jason is Bruce's biological son.
Gothamite 2: What? Why?
G1: Look at them. A little too in the nose, don't you think? Or he just found another black-haired kid and thought to add him to the collection?
G2: I mean... he's Bruce Wayne. He might have.
G1: Nope, he sleeps around a lot. He's his. He just didnt want to admit it because he was barely legal when he had him. And dont get me started on the next one.
G2: Tim? He doesn't even look like Bruce, pal. Stop this.
G1: He took after his mother is all. Why would Bruce Wayne make him CEO of his company at 17 if he wasn't his bio kid? But he can't admit he had an affair with the neighbour.
G2: Heh okay at least Damian is actually his bio kid so-
G1: Ha you sweet summer child. Damian is Dick's and they're covering it up.
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emo-batboy · 5 months
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A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)
Part 44 (Masterlist)
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(Part 45)
Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)
@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’
Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D
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gothamo · 3 months
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okay people what are the 'surviving gotham' 101 strategies??
I've barely survived my first weekend here
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alyakthedorklord · 11 months
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Do you think its a thing in the DC universe when there’s a show or pr stunt from a company or gov thats like “look at our 1 woman and 1 black man aren’t we so progressive!” (Even though theres like 50 old white men)
Someone is in the comment section like “the wayne family is more diverse than this.”
Bc we like to joke about the black hair blue eyes thing and on the surface they’re pretty uniform but you’ve got, canonically:
Bruce, Jewish+”somewhere on the spectrum”
Dick, Romani
Cass, Asian+selectively mute
Tim, LGBTQ (i don’t think he’s got a label in canon)
Damian, Arab (+maybe part Chinese?)
Duke, African american
All of them are from WILDLY different socio-economic backgrounds, from Rich Brat to Street Rat.
Plus, head-canon wise I’ve seen Jason as Hispanic and Tim as half Korean, and ALSO whatever flavor of neurodivergent any of them are (bc they definitely are.)
AND add Barbara as a family friend and/or Dicks girlfriend
You’ve got one Old Money family more diverse than your government and personally i think its a Gothamite meme
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batfamism · 9 months
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#OnlyinGotham (Wayne Gala Edition)
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