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BG3 CHARACTERS REACTING TO BEING CALLED DADDY/MOMMY +18
characters included: karlach, astarion, halsin, gale, gortash
KARLACH
LOVES being called mama/mommy. probably suggests that you call her that before you can even bring it up
kind of plays into the caregiver role but only to an extent. it definitely feels like a character she shifts into. plays it VERY good though
usually something she reserves just for sex. if she calls herself mommy otherwise it’s probably in a nonsexual, playful manner (unless she’s teasing, which will be VERY obvious)
on the other hand…. if you call her mommy outside of sex….. she will be acting accordingly (your hole is getting obliterated promptly)
really, REALLY sweet when she goes into mommy mode 😭 like i don’t think could be a hard dom mommy if she tried. the two just don’t mix for her. consists of lots of praise and kisses and cooing
ASTARION
i’m sure he’s heard it before, but it’s different coming from you. he’s definitely taken aback at first. has to think about how he feels about it LMAO
makes him feel old af 😹😹 but he’s lowkey a sucker for an age gap dynamic so he has mixed feelings
eventually accepts how hot it is. once he sees you falling apart beneath him whimpering “daddy, daddy, daddy—“ his soul is SNATCHED !!!!!!!
loves to refer to himself as daddy to see your reaction— SO obsessed with the effect it has on you. he thinks it’s so sweet. will also use it to get you to do what he wants (using his powers for evil fr)
honestly wouldn’t have thought to introduce it to your relationship but he’s literally a natural. he already has the patronizing soft dom thing down so it flows pretty easily 😹💗
GORTASH
THE DADDY OF ALL TIME. DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO HIM IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO BEGIN AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH “DADDY”
refers to himself as daddy CONSTANTLY. will also do it outside of sex. literally a cringe discord daddy dom. but like. sexy. (will call you kitten)
HARD and MEAN daddy dom. can occasionally be sweet with it during aftercare though— “daddy’s so proud of you”
hearing you call him daddy makes him sooo weak. you can honestly get him to do anything for you if you whine “daddy” in a needy enough tone 😈 bonus points if you call him daddy in public. 100% wants everyone to know that you call him that
also super into the sugar daddy thing. loves to shower you in gifts and money. definitely a prominent dynamic in your relationship
GALE
legit stops him in his tracks. he’s like a deer in headlights. has no idea how to react LMAO
never considered himself daddy material before. he’s excited that you do though (he’s pumping his fist in the air and whispering “yesss” 😹😹) it’s a huge compliment for him
kind of awkward using it during sex at the beginning, he just doesn’t want to sound weird or anything. but if you encourage him he gets more confident with it and it’s so, so good
has such a good personality for it in terms of attentiveness/caring for you. plays daddy extremely well but he’d never admit it (still doesn’t believe he’s daddy material 😹)
gets SO flustered if you call him daddy in front of other people. even though he thinks it’s super hot he’d prefer for it to stay your little secret— it’s kind of sexier that way anyway
HALSIN
the most normal about being called daddy. doesn’t think it’s some huge deal or anything— he’s heard it before and it doesn’t phase him
integrates it into your sex life really smoothly (and into your everyday life if you want that). doesn’t care at all if people overhear and lowkey can embarrass you with how much he will readily refer to himself as that in public 😹😹 if you wanted him to wear a badge that said “[name]’s daddy” he would LMAO
always coming up with ways to get you to say it during sex, usually offering some kind of reward for it if you catch my drift 😼
the best at the caregiver role. does it so casually and it seems very normal for him. has such a good, soothing tone of voice for it too
the only downside is that it almost feels like he’s not as into it as you are. i mean he is but he’s so lax about it because he’s just like “kink is normal who cares !!” but like damn a little enthusiasm PLEASE
#take a shot every time u read the word daddy !! (alcohol poisoning speedrun)#bg3#bg3 headcanons#baldurs gate 3#halsin#gale dekarios#enver gortash#astarion#karlach#halsin x reader#gale dekarios x reader#enver gortash x reader#astarion x reader#karlach x reader#x reader#my headcanons
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Wayne Munson Headcanons
Wayne was born and raised in Tennessee but moved to Hawkins when he was older. He briefly moved away but moved back after Eddie came out to him, wanting a fresh start
He was raised as an Evangelical Christian
He's the oldest of three, having a younger brother and a younger sister. His sister died young and Wayne never got over that grief
He had an abusive father, which contributed to his brother acting out as a teenager
He fought in Vietnam and subsequently hates guns as a result
His first job was in a pastry shop, but his father made him quit and get a job as a mechanic
He was very close to Eddie's mother (his sister-in-law) but kept his distance for his brother's sake
When his brother goes to jail for what seems like good, he tries to help out Eddie and his mom as best as he can
When Eddie's mom dies, Wayne feels like he didn't do enough
Wayne took Eddie in without hesitation. He'd been in a longterm relationship at the time and having Eddie with them broke it down, but Wayne wouldn't sacrifice Eddie for anyone
Wayne is the one who introduces Eddie to Garfield
Wayne had a brief relationship with Benny Hammond. He was in love with him, but felt he couldn't risk letting them be in love. He's heartbroken when he hears Benny committed suicide
When Eddie comes out to him as a boy, he does so by mentioning the D&D spell "modify memory" in his explanation. Wayne stays up for hours squinting at the handbook long after Eddie's fallen asleep, wanting to be supportive
Wayne was the one to buzz Eddie's hair, after he came out
Wayne loves fishing. He used to have a fishing group that consisted of him, Benny, Dale, Henry and Earl. Over the years, it becomes just him
Wayne braves a gay nightclub one night when Eddie's at a friend's. He goes a few more times and ends up having a one night stand with Scott Clarke, much to their mutual surprise when they bump into each other at the school
Wayne thinks he's cursed. He thinks the Munson name is cursed
When the mall 'burns down', he starts suspecting Hawkins is cursed, too
He cries when he sees Eddie in a coma after s4
He's suspicious of Steve initially. That quickly changes when he learns Steve was the one to carry Eddie out of the Upside Down
He finds out Steve and Eddie are dating when he walks in on them making out on his couch
He has designated mugs for different things. He brings a Garfield 'gone fishing' mug out with him when he's fishing. He has a snowy Garfield mug that he pulls out in winter
He ends up dating Claudia Henderson sometime after the Upside Down shit is finally over
He treats Steve, Robin and Nancy like they're his kids, too. And Max. Then by the end of the year he's essentially half-adopted the entire Hawkins gang
He has a soft heart and cares deeply about troubled kids. His friends joke that he has a 'waif in need' alert (thanks @pukner)
He doesn't want to get married, claiming he won't marry 'til his boy can marry
He's a man of few words. He's not good at showing physical affection, but he's prouder of Eddie than he could ever say
Calls Eddie 'his boy'
Heavily distrusts the government. Milks them for all he can when Eddie's recovering in the hospital. Lays it on thick with Nancy's help and then winks at her when the government agent bustles out of the room
Loves watching the game on TV. Eddie complains when Steve and Wayne get together for the game but is secretly thrilled about his favourite people spending time together
His clothes get passed around from Eddie to Steve to Robin to Nancy and back again. When Robin shows up in one of his flannels he doesn't even blink
#stranger things#wayne munson#eddie munson#steve harrington#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#steddie#my headcanons
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Not enough fics and headcanons where Levi is an agent of chaos (by accident). This man lived in the Underground for his entire life before being recruited by the Scouts and you're telling me he didn't have a single hiccup when acclimating? No this man gets introduced to vanilla bar soap and takes a big ol' bite outta it because he thinks it's food. It tastes like shit but Levi's had to eat gross food his whole life. He's just deeply disappointed that apparently Above has shit food too.
Cue the entire Scout regiment being fucking terrified of this 5'3 gremlin who won't stop drinking lemon scented cleaner because he can't tell the difference between that and lemonade. He licks a scented candle in front of Shadis and Erwin, makes unbreaking eye contact while doing it and then walks away.
Levi is embarrassed as fuck because he figured out it was a scented candle right AFTER he liked it and he's like "oh my god they think I'm DISGUSTING I bet Erwin thinks I'm GROSS NOW" but honestly Shadis and Erwin are like "what is he planning what does he know."
#just moving my thoughts from twitter to here bc i am OBSESSED with levi being insane like this#where are my crackfics where levi adjusts to the scouts in the most chaotic way possible pls i NEED THEM#levi ackerman#attack on titan#my headcanons#chaos gremlin levi
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I had ideas that Sonic and Shadow would be awesome parents. Shadow, of course, has very little social experience, and would most likely learn everything from Sonic and Vanilla. And perhaps at first he'll leave Sonic alone with the baby or out of stress because he won't know what to do or won't care.
Sonic has experience raising his little brother, but I think he'll turn to Vanilla if the baby is an infant.
One day (in about a week or two) Shadow will meet a tired and sloppy Sonic and be like "Dude, you look like an absolute mess," and Sonic will say something like "Yeah, the baby's teething, it's going to be a fun week"
And Shadow will be worried. Maybe he'll stop by to look at the baby or something. But he definitely won't think of himself as a parent at first.
Maybe gradually he'll warm up to Sonic and the baby and be kinder because "Maria" lmao
But initially I assume that all the responsibility will fall on the blue hedgehog, poor hedgehog. He's sure to lose a few kilos fiddling with the baby. And Tails will be sent away or run to Amy for a while, I think. Actually going to write a short fic, my thoughts are flying out there
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me whenever I write pre-ACOTAR post-war Tamlin, Lucien and Andras 😂
unrelated to any prompt but my one headcanon for @tamlinweek
#lmfao tamlin was NOT having that amarantha curse he needs to WHAT a WHO#my headcanons#memes#shitpost#acotar#tamlin#andras#lucien#pro tamlin
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Just Sam and Bucky, comparing guilty pleasures.
#the daily sambucky fluff diary#sambucky#sam wilson#bucky barnes#sambucky headcanons#domestic fluff#my headcanons
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ෆ˚⋆୨ Victoria's den ୧⋆˚ෆ
listen I think in the scenario where the jellicles do live in the junkyard, Victoria would want a den that prioritizes her comfort, and since she is a white cat, she's more susceptible to sunburns and the sun can damage her epithelial layer, so I think it would make sense for her to have a den that can provide her with some shade (the way I imagine it is that it's positioned facing away from the sun and the hood is up higher).
Anyway, backstory behind the den: The bassinet had been in the junkyard for a while, sitting on top of a broken dresser. From the moment Victoria saw the den, she knew she wanted it; it was just the right size for her and offered her a moderate amount of privacy. It definitely helped that, visually, the den was beautiful. But, by the time she first found it, she was far too young to have a den of her own.
Also, what Victoria might never know is that the reason her seemingly perfect unoccupied den wasn’t claimed by anyone else was that it used to be Grizabellas.
Munkustrap, however, being as dignified as he was, did tell Victoria he’d try to keep it empty for her until she could claim it when she came of age, but part of Munkustrap (though he wouldn't admit it) wanted Grizabella to return and claim it as her home again.
But that day never came, and as Victoria grew up, Munk accepted that. By the time it was given to Victoria, the consensus of the jellicles was that Grizabella had moved on to better things and most likely wouldn’t come back, or alternatively, she had already passed.
Being unaware of the history of her home, Victoria cherished her den; it was her safe haven, her only place away from all the prying eyes of both humans and other cats. She decorated it with the gifts she'd received from Rumpleteazer, the blankets Jelly and Jenny would knit her, and the flowers Plato would leave outside her den.
it was her den, and no one would tell her otherwise, it was simpler that way. But she did always wonder why some of the elder cats gazes would linger on her den, usually with an expression of sorrow or contempt. Whenever they saw she noticed however, they’d look away immediately, or smile back at her like nothing had occurred. Victoria had asked about it before, but she never received an honest answer.
To end this on a lighthearted note; on occasion, when Victoria is away from the junkyard for a particularly long while Plato likes to sleep just outside her den when he misses her.
#♡₊・₊ ♪ ✧ ┆ Victoria headcanons#victoria cats#plato#Munkustrap#rumpleteazer#platoriateazer#my headcanons#anywho don't mind me I think about her too much and this thought has been in my mind for a while#Speaking of her being sensitive to the sun#it’s part of the reason she's so attracted to the moon. The sun can be beautiful#but it stings and it can burn#but the moon gives her a certain chill that eases her.
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This is literally just an interpretation (that is definitely a stretch) but I wanna share anyways.
Penelope often talks about how her beauty left when Odysseus did It did not. She's hot as fuck but I think in a way, Odysseus is back. Granted he's the beggar and she has to test him, but he is, and he talks often about how beautiful she is.
“Lady, no man living on boundless earth
could find fault with you.
(Book 19, Johnston)
Wife of Odysseus, Laertes’s son,
don’t mar your lovely skin or waste your heart
by weeping for your husband any more.
(Book 19, Johnston)
In a way, like...He's here. She's "beautiful" now. She always has been Because she always will be beautiful to him, you know?
Her beauty "returned" as soon as his eyes laid on her.
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When do you think James started crushing on Lily for real?
For real real, canon-wise, I think early 5th year is a good estimate. He'd be 15 by then, puberty hitting harder, plus he'd be done with the Animagus transformation which would have kept his mind occupied and would likely be ready to devote his attention to something else. James sounds like the person to focus obsessively on whatever interests him.
We also see Snape tell Lily that "Potter fancies you" in a way that sounds like it's not exactly brand new information, but also not old news. So it being a few months' business tracks.
And yes, I think that by that time, it's where the "for real" has already started.
(But also, I have a soft spot for ickle James already having noticed, perhaps even being fascinated by, Lily Evans from very early on. Maybe from the very first moment.)
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Wambus Troubleham headcanons pt 15 bc I'm bored and need to post
Wambus can play the Viola. Just.... he can. It's in his nature. I like to imagine he had a small Greenhouse where he kept his small plants and on days would play his Viola to help himself calm down or something in there.
What song can he play? Marry-Go-Round Of Life from Howl's Moving Castle because Studio Ghibli HAS to exist somehow in Bugsnax.
Source: trust me gang
#bugsnax#wambus troubleham#bugsnax grumpus#bugsnax wambus#deadsnax au#bugsnax au#my headcanons#i'm loosing my marbles#So silly#EHEHEHEH
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alex is the type of person where if u tell her she's mean she'll stand there and be like "oh" and seem like she doesn't gaf but for the next week shes gonna be like
oh shit am i mean
im not mean right????
i hope im not
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MINTHARA NSFW ALPHABET
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
100% depends on how much she likes you LOL if you’re a one night stand you’re getting kicked to the curb 😹😹 BUT if you’re close enough i think she’s kind of sweet? she finds it a little embarrassing but she still wants to do it, so sometimes it might come off a little awkward lmao. kisses any marks/sore spots left on your body and tells you how good you were 💗
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
i feel like minthara has KILLER buns like is it just me……….. she has a really muscular, perky ass lmao, and she’s definitely proud of it. OH AND HER BACK is a close second. i think her favorite part on her partner is their chest. AFAB or AMAB doesn’t matter she loves to mark it up and play with their nipples.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
lowkey has a doting/maternal side that she has to suppress during sex. but you didn’t hear it from me (call her mommy and watch how she short circuits)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
she’s super experienced. had one night stands all the time before you and isn’t shy at all when it comes to sex. also do we think she let the goblins that were obsessed with her smash? yes or no.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
face sitting. giving or receiving. also likes bending you over surfaces.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i feel like she tries to keep it serious but every once in a while something will happen/be said and she’ll break LMAO she can’t help it she is lowkey sillay 💗
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
y’all already know my girl is rocking a bush stop playing. she’s too grown to be worrying about pussy hair 😹😹 probably keeps it trimmed though, and i’d say it’s slightly darker/coarser than the hair on her head.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
okay i don’t feel like she’s PURPOSELY romantic. like she won’t consciously do things she considers romantic but some of the stuff she does instinctually is really romantic/sweet (holding your hand, brushing your hair out of your face, etc.)
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
yeah i can see minthara jerkin it LMAO. but only if she can’t find someone to sleep with/just needs a quick nut. like i said she’s not really ashamed when it comes to sexual matters so if she’s horny that shit will be dealt with TRUST 💯💯
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
DACRYPHILIA. your sniveling/whimpering gets her GOING. do NOT go to her for a shoulder to cry on YOU WILL GET FUCKED !!!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
she loves a partner that is typically strong and capable but can easily make them pathetic and submissive whenever she wants.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
not a lot she won’t do. up for most things unless it’s like….. really, REALLY fucking weird 😹😹😹 also anything that feels demeaning is a no. will humiliate you but don’t try to do it to her.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers to receive here, but if you’re good she’ll put in the work 😼😼
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
almost EXCLUSIVELY rough. only slow and sweet if she’s tired and had a long day. but that just makes those slow and sweet moments more special ☺️💗
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
def a quickie queen. if she’s horny she will be on the lookout for somewhere to fuck. doesn’t care if anyone hears/sees either so the spots are pretty easy to find 😹😹
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
can go multiple rounds with an interval in between. don’t try to go back to back immediately or she will throw out HER back LMAO. a little recuperation first and then she’s good to go.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
hell yeah boy. she uses them on herself and her partner. sometimes it doesn’t even have to be an actual toy— if she finds a random object that gives her ideas she will be using it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
SOOOOO MUCH. will actually tease you to TEARS (she was hoping that would happen). even outside of sex she likes to touch you/whisper dirty things to you out of the blue. loves how she can fluster you, it makes her feel powerful.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
likes to talk but i don’t see her moaning super loud. if she moans she tries to stifle it by biting her lip, so they’re pretty grunty and groany. i think moaning loudly is a little too vulnerable for her and feels kind of awkward.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
SUPERRRRRR high. like i think it can be legit exhausting sometimes 😭😭😭
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
prefers to stay up and read or meditate or something. getting the vibe that she’s the type to smoke after too lmao. but occasionally she’ll be out like a light— you wear her out sometimes 😹😹
#this gif looks like shit omfg pretend it looks good yall#baldurs gate headcanon#bg3#baldurs gate 3#minthara#minthara bg3#minthara baenre#minthara headcanons#minthara x reader#x reader#my headcanons
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too many headcanons where erwin is softly pining for levi and not enough headcanons where levi annoys erwin into falling for him. yeah this 5’3 twink who does everyone’s job better than them is not only erwin’s direct responsibility but now follows him around. not in a protective guard dog way, but in annoying pest way where levi makes fun of everything he does and bullies him into training instead of desk work. i see your “erwin taught levi how to read” headcanons and raise you the infinitely funnier “erwin had to beg, bribe, and threaten levi into learning how to read bc levi kept laughing at him and calling him a nerd” headcanon.
erwin would propose marriage and levi would be like “damn i knew you were obsessed with me but this is just embarrassing 😬” and when erwin starts crying levi’s like “wait no ill do it. i’ll still make fun of you though.”
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Some of my headcanon looks for the Spies :3
(he/they for Blu and she/he for Red)
#tf2#team fortress 2#art#digital art#my art#ozias draws a thing#tf2 doodles#my artwork#spy tf2#tf2 spy#red spy#blu spy#I like to think Blu is genderfluid and Red is transfem#look at my art boy#fanart#character drawing#headcanons#tf2 headcanons#might do some more doodles of these guys… ehhehehe#my headcanons#team fortress spy
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Leshy feels his brothers face.
I always imagined that without Leshys crown he is fully blind but he has a good sense of smell based on what we learn from when he’s turned into a follower. I imagine at some point the bishops will learn to be a family again (not the best but they are working on it) and Leshy wants to feel Narinders face to get an idea because it’s been a while. This is my gf @7moonbird idea
extra:
#Perfection was not my goal when making this#i feed you#Leshy asmr#moonbirds ideas#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl leshy#cotl narinder#cult of lamb narinder#cult of the lamb leshy#my art#the shattered crown au#cotl headcanons#my headcanons
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Just Sam and Bucky, definitely doing a good job at being undercover right now. No one suspects a thing. They have very good fake mustaches.
#the daily sambucky fluff diary#sambucky#sam wilson#bucky barnes#sambucky headcanons#domestic fluff#my headcanons
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