#Source: The Big Bang Theory
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[finding a lost dog]
Ruby: I think he looks like someone's pet. Maybe we should put up posters
Weiss: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."
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Bunnymund/Pitch: Do you have any idea what it’s like to be paired with someone who’s so incredibly annoying?
Jack Frost: Oh, teacher, me! Me!
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Gil: Bright? Bright!
Edrisa: Where could he be?
Dani: [Whistles for him]
JT: ….Dani, we’re looking for Bright, not Marmaduke.
Malcolm: [Appears out of nowhere] You whistled?
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[finding a lost dog]
Jon: I think he looks like someone’s pet. Maybe we should put up posters.
Damian: Yeah, it should have a big picture of him and the words "Is this your dog? Not anymore."
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Ahsoka, about Anakin: What’s wrong with him?
Obi-Wan: Everyone has a different theory.
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Solangelo Sleepover (feat Percy cuz it's his turn to babysit)
Nico: Hey, I found something
Percy: What is it?
Nico: Oh, just Will in a campus personality pageant
Percy: WHAT?!
Will: *tries to snatch away the tablet*
Percy: PLAY IT!
Tablet:
7 year old Will wearing a cowboy hat very sparkly gold tuxedo: Hi, I'm William Andrew Solace from Austin, Texas!
Nico, laughing: You look like neon yellow highlighter!!
Baby Will: And you should pick me for Mr Campus because *sings and dance* I am your sunshine. Your only sunshine. I make you happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away! *smiles*
Percy: PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!!!
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Nico, to Will: Why did you never tell us you were in beauty pageants?!
Will: Cuz it's embarrassing
Nico, laughing: It is, it really is
Will: Yeah, well, Percy writes Studio Ghibli fanfiction about himself and Annabeth and posts it on the internet
Nico: (º〇º) ... (⚆⩌⚆)...no..
Percy: WHY?! WHAT DID I DO?!
Will: I'm sorry, I had to get the spotlight off me and tearing down other people was part of my pageant training.
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Sirius: It’s Reggie, he says they’re running late. Harry threw up on James and then James threw up on James
Remus: Well, he didn’t throw up on the baby. That’s a win
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Jake: *after meeting Y/N for the first time* Our children will be smart and beautiful
Bradley: Not to mention imaginary
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*Dick is drunk and uncooperative
Dick: I have a secret.
Jason: What secret?
Dick: I wouldn’t tell you the secret! Shhh!
Jason: What secret? Tell me the secret!
Dick: Alfred smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can’t tell Bruce!
Jason: Not that secret, the other secret!
Dick: I’m Batman!
Jason: Oh my god, you aren’t!
Dick: I WAS!!!
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Conversation
James: Padfoot made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Remus: ...Is it possible he actually said, "bros before hoes"?
James: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hoes.
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Daphne: How do you feel about children?
Eloise: They’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.
Daphne: Wh-why would you throw a rock at a child?!
Eloise: I just said I wouldn’t!
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Dazai: Last night I had a dream that you and I bought matching side by side mansions.
Dazai: But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard.
Chuuya:
Dazai: What do you think it means?
Chuuya:😶
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Wanda: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Yelena?
Natasha: Have you ever played a game with Yelena?
Wanda: No…
Natasha: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
Yelena, chasing Y/n across the compound: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
Wanda, staring wide-eyed: Are you gonna help your girlfriend?
Natasha, shrugging: She'll be fine
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*Jaune walks up to the door of his apartment looking all disheveled*
Yang, opens her door and sees Jaune in his current state: Good morning, slut!
Jaune: …What?
Yang: Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
Nora,opens the door: What's going on?
Jaune, quickly walks past Nora: Nothing's going on, excuse me.
Nora: Are you just getting home?
Jaune: Yeah.
Nora, turns to Yang: That's a good sign, right?
Yang, smirking: Oh yeah!
Nora, turns back to Jaune with the biggest grin on his face: I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself like a common streetwalker!
Jaune: I didn't do it for the grade!
Nora: Professor Goodwitch stiffed you?!
Yang: I believe that's what he did to her.
Jaune: No, she bumped our grades up first.
Nora: Smart, get it bumped up front! you know, I think you have a real knack for gigolo work, Jaune!
Jaune: … I’m gonna go lie down.
*Jaune walks off to his room*
Nora, calling out after him: Good idea, Get your rest! There’s a lot more rich older women out there! And momma needs a new maple syrup dispenser!
Nora, turning to Yang with a smirk: And I thought he didn’t learn anything from his relationship with you.
Yang, indignant: Hey!
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Weiss: *puts on a pair of glasses*
Ruby: Ohhh my God, you look so smart and hot.
Weiss: I know right? Watch this. *tilts her head forward and slides her glasses to the bridge of her nose*
Ruby: *shivers*
Weiss: Molecules.
Ruby: Okay, come with me. *grabs Weiss' hand and starts dragging her*
Weiss: Where to?
Ruby: My bedroom. So I can take everything off except those glasses. And maybe the boots.
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Anakin: *causes an explosion*
Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?
Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?
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