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Gil: Bright? Bright!
Edrisa: Where could he be?
Dani: [Whistles for him]
JT: ….Dani, we’re looking for Bright, not Marmaduke.
Malcolm: [Appears out of nowhere] You whistled?
#incorrect prodigal son quotes#prodigal son#gil arroyo#edrisa tanaka#dani powell#jt tarmel#malcolm bright#source: the big bang theory#incorrect quotes#prodigal son incorrect quotes
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Ainsley, over text - Turn around.
Ainsley - No, the other way.
Ainsley - Wrong way again.
Malcolm - Where are you?
Ainsley - At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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Mistoffelees: Your mum seems... nice.
Rum Tum Tugger: She's not.
#cats the musical#mister mistoffelees#rum tum tugger#grizabella#tuggoffelees#deuteronomy family#incorrect quotes#source: prodigal son
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Wednesday: I can tell when you’re lying.
Tyler: Not historically.
#wednesday x tyler#wyler#wednesday incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#wednesday#source: prodigal son#look there could have been an excellent prodigal son and Wednesday crossover#also i can see this being an established relationship dynamic for them#Wednesday thinks she can read him like a book#and he’s all can you tho?
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Scout: *about Spy* He looked annoyingly good. God forbid prison should be an uncomfortable experience for him.
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Gil: Today, I saw Malcolm crying for five or six minutes, and then an alarm on his phone went off and he just…stopped crying and went right back to work.
Malcolm: It’s called time management, Gil.
#prodigal son#pson#prodigal son incorrect quotes#pson incorrect quotes#malcolm bright#gil arroyo#father gil#malcolm whitly#father and son#i'm back!#source: ?
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Nica: I feel like I'm in hell's waiting room.
Andy: I've been there for 34 years. You get used to the heat.
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Malcolm: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Dani: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
Malcolm: death isn’t real, and I’m basically God
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Ichabod: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Clarence: I'm a chronic insomniac. I was born for this.
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Kagain: I’ve been robbed! This is an outrage!
Jaheira: Three people got severely injured!
Kagain: Sure, yes, that’s an outrage too. There can be multiple outrages.
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Malcolm: Oh my God. I'm my mother. I've been trying so hard not to become my father, I did not see this coming.
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Malcolm - Am i dramatic? Yes.
Malcolm - Is it justified? Also yes.
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Malcolm: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Tyler: *laughs*
Wednesday: *laughs*
Tyler: *laughs*
Wednesday: *laughs*
Xavier: He killed 23 people.
Wednesday: Copy that.
#tyler galpin#wednesday addams#wednesday x tyler#wyler#wednesday#incorrect quotes#wednesday incorrect quotes#source: prodigal son#manifesting this as a s2 vibe
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Dutch: I've been robbed! This is an outrage!
Basile: Three people got severely injured!
Dutch: Sure, yes, that’s an outrage too. There can be multiple outrages.
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Just a brief Kunikuzushi (a.k.a Scaramouche/Balladeer) satirical or comedic character development skit
Tsun-tsun Scaramouche in the early patch:
*will kill u on the spot along with Mona Megistus and gives u the middle finger*
"So long, suckers!"
(By "Suckers" — "Motherfuckers," is actually what he meant.)
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Pre-villain Scaramouche at Inazuma: *poisons u with a specialized fart that makes u unconscious for hours*
*brags that he got the Electro Archon's gnosis*
"Haha, fuck y'all. *Peep's* (censored bc he still hates his creator) gnosis is mine."
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On the Hunt Scaramouche (Wanderer, Kazuha 2.0; Sumeru circa 2022):
*u both meet at unexpected places*
"Look at that, traveler is so obsessed with me that he/she always finds me wherever I go; like the Knights of Favonius, I guess Fatui are also an inefficient bunch, and weirdos; even dumbass 11th can't catch me."
((*inserts Tartaglia sneezing somewhere in Snezhnaya, or perhaps choking on his one slice of Kartoshka*))
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Wanderer (as a weekly boss):
"Fuck you! I don't need your help. I abhor all of you! I despise all of you, you mongrels! Did she (Ei) asked you to search for me? Ha! What a joke, fuck off! Tell her to fuck off too!"
((He's actually having a mid-life crisis because of serious issues of abandonment and a product of poor parenting thx to Ei; #PoorChild))
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Wanderer (when traveler have managed to kick his poor ass):
*Power of friendship mode on*
*Kazuha magically appears (the last descendant of his very old friend (?))*
Kazuha: My *peep, name of alleged ancestor* would never like to see you like this if he's still alive.
*Talk no jutsu happened with traveler's help UwU*
*Urusai urusai intensifies feat Wanderer*
"Do you think your words would affect me? Of course not!"
>>>> actually it did (he's a puppet with feelings after all)
*Wanderer began to reflect; he actually didn't like his Anemo (element?) delusion, but has come to understand why it's being Anemo*
>>>> ofc dead friend
*inserts some dramatic transition here with Anemo being the symbol of "fReEdOm" (thx Barbatoes)*
Traveler: People change. It's not too late yet, Koonikoozooshi UwU. Come with us, see the world for yourself.
Wanderer: Heh. *sarcastic, but finally accepting* Even though the sky is fake?
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*Fast forward*
Wanderer (who's no longer a centuries-old angry ball and is now part of traveler's adventure team):
*composes a short haiku poem out of nowhere, Wanderer is now ur Kazuha 2.0 who makes haikus in his spare time*
The cool breeze
Twisted and crooked,
Then came here.
Kazuha & Traveler: That's a good haiku!Wanderer: Shut. Up.
^ but still a tsun-tsun
(Fin)
ADDITIONAL:
When Wanderer is now playable (voice line)
About *peep*:
"Ha? Who's that? Nevermind, just tell her to eat shit."
< he's actually talking about Ei btw >
(A/N: I was just bored and I'm dying to see Scaramouche leaks, that's why. Please don't mind me. Writing Janus' epilogue is already driving me nuts and my problems irl is taking a toll on me as well.)
#genshin impact#genshin scaramouche#genshin balladeer#genshin kunikuzushi#kunikuzushi#genshin wanderer#sixth of the fatui harbingers#ei's prodigal son is having a midlife crisis in sumeru#incorrect genshin quotes#incorrect genshin skit by yours truly#blame this to Fischl's raven statues#they talk too much smh#it's actually funny to imagine a potty mouth Scaramouche#but this is only a satirical headcanon of mine so don't take it too much#i love my kuso-gaki boy Kunikuzushi— hyv pls release him already
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