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emmikay · 54 minutes
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Odysseus: Okay, I’ve come up with a 3-step plan to get Helen to marry you! Menelaus: . . . Okay . . . Odysseus: Step one - invite her to play Truth or Dare Menelaus: Oh gods Odysseus: Step two - wait until she picks dare, which she will because I’ll be making chicken noises at her Menelaus: dude no Odysseus: Step three - DARE her to marry you! Helen, from the other room: It could work!
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emmikay · 56 minutes
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Was at the art museum earlier and i have a new favourite painting
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emmikay · 3 days
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My face when the 2019 film came out and the fandom hated the design of the faces because...it wasn't feline enough???
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I mean....yeah....if feline has to go hand in hand with Drag Queen then yes??
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Because the stage shows do such a bang on job of looking just like cats irl.
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Everything is a design choice. A choice that someone has made, you don't have to like it or agree with it but you have to respect that design is a choice and things can't always be the same thing over and over.
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Here's a makeup, a Skimble, I did from 2009, my choice was to go more realistic, is it wrong? Is it bad? Is it creepy? I don't care, this was my choice to paint this this way. It bugs me when people just slap things to the ground because they don't like other people's design choices because they don't sit in line with what they perceive as perfect and the only way to do something.
Thank you for listening to my rant. I studied theatre design at A level and am quite passionate about people being able to express things in their own personal way.
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emmikay · 3 days
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emmikay · 3 days
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I began quilting in the 1990s. I have handquilted about 60 sci-fi quilts. It has been many years of trial and error. I was never very good at following quilting patterns. My favorite pattern is the disappearing nine patch. I use it a lot in my quilts. My blocks were never perfect. In fact , I’m most certain every quilt I have made has a mistake or two. There is nothing wrong with making mistakes, I look at the mistake as adding character and artistic deviations to my quilts. :) A quilt doesn’t have to be a complicated design . My first quilt was an appliqué Star Trek baby quilt. It was simple by quilting standards. I worked so hard on it. It took months to finish but I was incredibly proud. As I was learning to quilt, I secretly hoped to make something fancy and worthy of an art show one day. FYI, A little more than 30 years later, I have never entered any of my quilts into an art show. I quilt for me. I quilt to give one of a kind quilts to friends and family…and the occasional acquaintance on the internet. Maybe one day, one of my quilts will make it to outer space. How glorious would that be? Peace to you and yours.
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emmikay · 3 days
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2023: brothers po and mathieu joseph with matching high sticking penalties against each other
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2024: mathieu joseph gets into a fight with his younger brother's billet dad kris letang
bonus: "oh yeah? well, your little brother calls me daddy"
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also. bonus bonus:
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emmikay · 4 days
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i love misto so much bc Cat God gave him, of all of the magical cats, the powers best suited for violence (sith lightning and explosions and shit, come on) and he looked at this vast potential to inflict pain and suffering on the world around him & he was like 'FUCK i could make some absolutely WICKED party tricks with this shit'
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emmikay · 4 days
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FMA:B Episode 14: Those Who Lurk Underground
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Audio from that one 911 call :D Comic by me. Fma shitpost, you know the deal lol
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emmikay · 4 days
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Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy
State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.
........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.
There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.
And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.
And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.
Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.
Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.
Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"
The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.
The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.
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emmikay · 4 days
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Winry: "If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do with it?"
Al: "I'd say goodbye and mend my relationships."
Greedling: "I'd do something illegal."
Ed: "I'd accept my fate."
Envy: "I would message ten people on Facebook and tell them if they don't forward the message to ten different people, I will die tomorrow."
Winry: "Jesus, Envy."
Ed: "Oh, dude, that's fucking sick. Can I change my answer?"
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emmikay · 4 days
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In this house we respect the Fullmetal Alchemist and his younger brother, the angry child in the red coat
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emmikay · 4 days
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I like how the one dude had to sit down twice he was so overwhelmed
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emmikay · 4 days
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I love making silly content of tragic events
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emmikay · 4 days
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
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emmikay · 4 days
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When I told my friend I wanted to draw Fullmetal Alchemist fanart this is what I meant
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emmikay · 5 days
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You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.
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