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Malcolm: Oh my God. I'm my mother. I've been trying so hard not to become my father, I did not see this coming.
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Ainsley, over text - Turn around.
Ainsley - No, the other way.
Ainsley - Wrong way again.
Malcolm - Where are you?
Ainsley - At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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Gil: Today, I saw Malcolm crying for five or six minutes, and then an alarm on his phone went off and he just…stopped crying and went right back to work.
Malcolm: It’s called time management, Gil.
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Malcolm: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Dani: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away
Malcolm: death isn’t real, and I’m basically God
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Mistoffelees: Your mum seems... nice.
Rum Tum Tugger: She's not.
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Wednesday: I can tell when you’re lying.
Tyler: Not historically.
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Scout: *about Spy* He looked annoyingly good. God forbid prison should be an uncomfortable experience for him.
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Nica: I feel like I'm in hell's waiting room.
Andy: I've been there for 34 years. You get used to the heat.
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Ichabod: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Clarence: I'm a chronic insomniac. I was born for this.
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Kagain: I’ve been robbed! This is an outrage!
Jaheira: Three people got severely injured!
Kagain: Sure, yes, that’s an outrage too. There can be multiple outrages.
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Malcolm:
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Malcolm - Am i dramatic? Yes.
Malcolm - Is it justified? Also yes.
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Malcolm: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Malcolm, trying to ask Dani out: would you like to stay for dinner?
Jessica: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Dutch: I've been robbed! This is an outrage!
Basile: Three people got severely injured!
Dutch: Sure, yes, that’s an outrage too. There can be multiple outrages.
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Tyler: *laughs*
Wednesday: *laughs*
Tyler: *laughs*
Wednesday: *laughs*
Xavier: He killed 23 people.
Wednesday: Copy that.
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