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sokka: alright, now that you're officially part of the group, there are a few things you should know...
zuko: (realized about a minute ago that she could see a tiny bit of sokka's boobs and hasn't heard a single word since)
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spazzcat · 5 hours
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VR/college AU part 27!
flashback to some summer days
first | part 26 | to be continued | preorders are up!
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spazzcat · 7 hours
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spazzcat · 7 hours
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Redraw of my Perfect Date art from 2 years ago - a little late, sigh. I'm rly pleased with the sequined pageant gowns (so is Lance). Also happy belated @caeseria-k
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spazzcat · 7 hours
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Behind the Music 🎤 (This was a short video born after Joan brought it to my attention lol)
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spazzcat · 7 hours
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Lance: When are you going to cut off your mullet?
Keith: Don't deny that you love it, idiot.
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spazzcat · 21 hours
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Hunk: hey lance do you have the time
Lance: I always have the time for you hunk
Hunk: bro 🥺
Lance: bro 🥺
Hunk & Lance:
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Pidge: it's 4:45
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spazzcat · 21 hours
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ok but helen and odysseus have SO much potential as a brotp. his lying/disguise skills + her vocal impression abilities? the chaos would be UNSTOPPABLE
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spazzcat · 21 hours
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something is wrong but I don't know what it is
Oh yes, it is a college assignment that I left until the last minute. Not done yet :")
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spazzcat · 21 hours
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ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA
Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.
ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.
THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.
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spazzcat · 21 hours
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someone I follow on the bird app just announced they're starting a very exclusive private fic server because they and a bunch of other people want to talk about how much they love the fics they're reading, and as an author can I just say that a really great place to talk about a fic you love is in the comments for that fic
I understand that people are trying to create safe spaces, but as the number of comments that I get on my fics dwindles with each passing year, knowing these spaces exist where my fics are being discussed, places that I am excluded from, makes me want to write fic LESS
I mean I guess who cares, right, because if I stop writing, there's 10,000 other people that will continue...but if you participate in a fic "book club" server and you say nice things there about a fic you loved, maybe copy and paste that into a comment on AO3?
the only thing fanfic writers are asking for in return for hours of hard work is attention. please don't rob us of the one thing that we hope for when we hit "post"
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Preserved Paladins AU: Tomb of Fire
Krolia tries to reach her son.
Over and over and over she attempts the climb into the volcano and every single time she is forced to turn back with only a glimpse of Keith to comfort her. She's tempted to throw herself down there with him, to put her energy into clawing her way out of the volcano with him in tow rather than into it, but Coran insists she will perish before she makes it to the bottom.
Instead, the remainder of Team Voltron reaches out to species that can resist fire and lava and the poisonous smoke that come with the elements. None who try make it much deeper than Krolia.
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spazzcat · 1 day
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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a story in three parts
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spazzcat · 1 day
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top ten moments before lance does something incredibly stupid
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spazzcat · 1 day
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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