Disney having a gay old time!

+Bonus

top cartoons/animations of the 2020s so far

Invincible [prime] Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake [max, prime] Smiling Friends [hulu, prime, sling] Love, Death, & Robots [netflix] Cyberpunk: Edgerunners [netflix] The Cuphead Show [netflix] Star Trek: Lower Decks [paramount+] The Midnight Gospel [netflix] Blue Eye Samurai [netflix] The Ultimate "How to Train Your Dragon" [Cas van de Pol (YT)] The Legend of Vox Machina [prime] Solar Opposites [hulu] Clone High [max] The Really Loud House [paramount+, nick] Little Demon [fxx] Rugrats [paramount+, nick] Madagascar: A Little Wild [hulu, peacock] Masters of the Universe: Revelation [netflix] Rick and Morty [hulu, prime, sling] The Amazing Digital Circus [Glitch Productions (YT), netflix] Hazbin Hotel [prime] Bluey [disney+, hulu, disney now, sling]

Hannibal: “i will not” Will: “but-“ Hannibal: “no” Will: “jus-“ Hannibal: “no” Will: “for me?” *makes an adorable face with pleading eyes* Hannibal: “…very well, mylimasis”

Hola No sé si es posible hacer esto pero me gustaría que meAo3 Agent stone porque en serio me ha gustado ni que sea escuchando escucharnos específicamente sobre su familia

my Spanish is very rusty, but from what I gathered, your comment says "Hello, I'm not sure if it's possible to do this, but I would like to request more information about Agent Stone from Ao3 because I've really enjoyed it, especially regarding family."

if i understand you correctly, you're asking for my headcanon background for Agent Stone's family?

in that case, his name is Aban Stone; his mom is Frankie Stone, and they have a family cat called Pebbles. When Aban was 4, Frankie married a man called Oswald Rothwell. With him came his daughters: 7-year-old Rachel and 4-year-old Maddie.

in my original cut (from 2021), Aban is the youngest in a family of five (Cliff, Jamie, Benjamin "Boots", and Marcus) and a single mom - all homophobic. They've since been retconned as his aunt and cousins.

im asexual

if im gonna "sleep" with someone, it's gonna be snoozing

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

am i the only one who just irrationally hates the drums in the '95 jumanji movie?

like, i literally plug my ears and hum under my breath when i hear them. i always have.

Tony: Hey, you know what sucks? Loki: Vacuums. Tony: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Loki: Black holes. Tony: *sighing* Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Loki: ... lava.

how loki learned maths

Thor: If you have 10 strawberry cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?

Loki: 10

Thor: Okay, well, what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?

Loki: 10 and a dead body

don't mind me, just reading this and thinking about when jim carrey ripped that guy's heart out and then handed it back to him in a doggie bag...

Stone, preparing a latte: the fastest way to a man's heart is through the stomach

Robotnik: actually the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs

*Little Loki just being Loki* *gets stabbed* Loki: Nice knife. Loki: Can I play autopsy with it?

Good responses for being stabbed with a knife: MCU Edition

Natasha: Rude.

Thor: That is fair.

Tony: Not again.

Loki: Are you going to want this back?

Bev: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Will: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Hannibal: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Will: Good thinking. 

Would you ever write a solo fic with Kenneth parcel and Devon banks? There's maybe 3 total in ao3 and no one watches the show anymore.

A Spark Across the Court

"Great game out there," Kenneth's voice rings out as he approaches Devon near the water fountain. His hands are clasped nervously behind his back.

"Thanks, we really pulled it out at the end there," Devon replies, biting his lower lip in what he hopes looks like a pre-planned seductive move. "I'm glad you could make it to watch."

"Me too." Kenneth's cheeks flush slightly pink. "I meant to come to your last few games but work kept me busy."

"No problem, I'm just happy you're here now."

i feel stupid for asking, but is the mentioned bttf incest the botched kiss scene between marty & lorraine?

people who complain about the incest in Rick and Morty are always so fun to watch lfmao.

"no cuz now there's just too much D:" babe, idk what series you were watching, but incest jokes were a constant since ep1 AND the parody that started everything too. if you're blind just say it.

EDIT cuz I should think before posting but I don't: There's incest even in the movie which Rick and Morty originated from; there's literally no excuse, y'all just want to be bitches.

same, i immediately see fire extinguisher

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

i see this and think only of jimbotnik between the 1st and 2nd sonic movies

this has become a fanfiction

Will: this is Jack, my German Shepherd. Alana, my Border Collie. Abigail, my cute little Siberian Husky puppy.

Hannibal: is there one with my name?

Will: you were the stray that came here, ate the meat, bit me and ran away.

Hannibal: ...

Will: this is Frederick, my Chihuahua.