incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes
Humorous Quotes Erroneously Attributed to Baldur's Gate
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Cernd: I suggest we form a calming circle.
Anomen, punching holes into the wall: I AM CALM!
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Tav: You know, actually, right before this, Gale and I had a little thing.
Astarion: Oh my gods, I love things. What happened.
Tav: Well, first he told me he liked how I looked. And then we had a little eye contact.
Astarion: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.
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Xan: What does it matter anyway? We shout and scream and wail and cry, but in the end we must all die.
Yeslick: Well. That's cheered me up. I'll get on with my work.
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Xzar, musing: How do you cope with mortality?
Montaron: Violent outbursts.
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Imoen: Do you want to go check out Adventure Mart together?
Edwin, not looking up from his spellbook: Generic excuse.
Imoen:
Imoen: ...Did you just say "generic excuse"?
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Neera: I’m sorry! It was a knee-jerk response!
Anomen: WHO THROWS A FIREBALL AS A KNEE JERK RESPONSE!?
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Edwin: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ALREADY!?
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Charname: M'khiin, would you hit the lights, please?
M'khiin: Sure. *throws a rock at the lights, destroying them*
Charname: *pinches the bridge of their nose* …Thank you.
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Astarion, sprawled on the floor dramatically: It’s just one of those days, you know. I’m desperately trying to get Tav to pay attention to me, but they’re very busy.
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Halsin: You know what would be sexy?
Halsin: Eating food off each other.
Tav: You didn’t do the dishes, did you?
Halsin: No, I did not.
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Keldorn: Do you know how many laws you are breaking on a daily basis?
Jan: One?
Keldorn: No.
Jan: Two?
Keldorn: No.
Jan: …Is it one?
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Shadowheart: I beg your pardon?
Lae'zel: Then beg.
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Coran: Safana, there's something I've wanted to ask you for a long time, but I have to get down on one knee to do it.
Coran: *gets down on one knee*
Coran: Can I look at your boobs?
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Tav: Let’s clear the air. Are there any more lies we should know about?
Astarion: Yes.
Tav: Well?
Astarion: Well, there’s a bunch of things. But I’m gonna space them out so I won’t look like such a bad person.
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Jaheira: Why are you two here?
Nalia: I’m here to help!
Jan: I’m here to make things worse!
#source: unknown#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 2#bg2#jaheira#nalia de'arnise#jan jansen
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Kagain, to Alora: Is this your thing? Cute but annoying?
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Skie: Yeah skin care is paramount for me.
Charname: Paramount to what?
Skie: I don’t know. I just learned that word.
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