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the-skull-breaker · 1 day

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Sethos : Cyno ! if you want your precious card back you'll have to duel with me ! and if you lose I'll get your soul !

Cyno : I accept your challenge. it's time to duel !

Tighnari : hold on, wait ! Cyno, did he say he'll get his soul ???

Sethos : yeah, that's right.

Tighnari : b-but don't-... don't do that Cyno... w-why would you do that... ?

Cyno : Cyrus gave me that card, 'Nari, it's precious to me...

Cyrus : I just bought you a booster pack at the market one time, that... hat card isn't special or anything...

Tighnari : Cyno, you can buy a single of that card for like 5 moras on Amazon !

Cyno : don't worry, I believe in the heart of the cards, I won't lose.

Sethos : and every time you lose life-points, fifty buzz-saws will come closer and closer, and the loser will be hacked INTO PIECES !

Cyrus : what the fuck ???

Tighnari : Cyno, are you crazy ??? what is this Saw shit ???

Cyno : you're on.

Sethos : and as time passes, your platform will lowered into a pit of lava ! the clock is ticking, Cyno~ !

Cyno : I wouldn't have it any other way.

Tighnari : wait, Cyno... are you... getting off on the danger of the situation... ?

Cyno :

Tighnari :

Cyrus :

Cyno : ... maybe... ?

Tighnari : oh Cyno... !

Cyrus : are you serious ??!!!

Sethos : ow, ew...

Cyno : DON'T KINKSHAME ME !!!

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genshin-fanart · 9 months

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wriothesley: *gets pulled over*

wriothesley: sorry sir, i couldn’t tell it was a red light. i’m color blind

neuvillette: okay but you stole this car

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner

arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?

childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff

arlecchino: okay and?

columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet

il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…

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harmonysanreads · 8 months

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Reader : Is something burning?

Lyney : Just my burning love for you, darling~

Reader : Lyney, the toaster is on fire.

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imk1ra · 1 year

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Diluc: You were hurt, what do you remember?

Kaeya: Just the ambulance ride.

Diluc: We didn't take an ambulance, I drove us.

Kaeya: But I heard a siren?

Diluc: That was Y/N.

Y/N: Sorry, I was nervous.

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vanidrabbles · 5 months

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Neuvillette: *carrying Furina bridal-style and talking calmly to her*

Clorinde: *sprints past them while carrying Wriothesley over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, they are both screaming*

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adventures-in-teyvat · 6 months

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wriothesley: there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glances at neuvillette*

neuvillette: well sorry i’m the chief fucking justice of fontaine i guess

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hopefully-helpful-daemon · 1 year

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Kaveh, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed i was the king of all the ducks.

Alhaitham: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks

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neeuqiakeht · 4 months

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Scaramouche: The world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.

Y/N: I’m sorry I forgot to kiss you goodbye before i left this morning.

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villain-byteniwoha · 15 days

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Childe: if I had a nickel for every time I've been blamed for a foreign nation's water-adjacent calamity all the while under the supervision of an old, powerful dragon entity, I'd have two nickels

Childe: which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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incorrect-madness · 2 months

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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*

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yunhaey · 9 months

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genshin-fanart · 11 months

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kaveh: what's your idea of a perfect date?

alhaitham: YYYY/MM/DD

alhaitham: other formats can be confusing

kaveh: you’ll die single

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

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harmonysanreads · 8 months

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Reader : Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of good wine.

Neuvillette : Marry me.

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mvrders-are-okay · 7 months

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READER: I hate you so much, you have no idea.

SCARAMOUCHE, WHO’S CURRENTLY SITTING ON YOUR LAP WITH YOUR ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST, WHO ALSO TRIED TO STAND UP BUT WAS STOPPED WHEN YOU ONLY TIGHTENED YOUR GRIP AROUND HIM: …right.

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