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il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner
arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?
childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff
arlecchino: okay and?
columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet
il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…
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wriothesley: there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glances at neuvillette*
neuvillette: well sorry i’m the chief fucking justice of fontaine i guess
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Alhaitham: Don’t say a word.
Kaveh: Fergalicious
Alhaitham: Kaveh, I said no words.
Kaveh: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*
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Cyno: That shirt looks great, Kaveh.
Kaveh: Thanks.
Cyno: But I bet it would look even better on Alhaitham’s floor.
Alhaitham: Are you hitting on Kaveh... for me?
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Wriothesley: Aren’t you going after Navia?
Clorinde: *glares at him*
Wriothesley: Maybe I can ask Neuvilette for some rain and make it a moment.
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Rosaria: He died, of natural causes
Jean: He was stabbed ten times
Rosaria: Gravity, it’s natural
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Paimon: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Y/N: Well Wriothesley and I-
Wriothesley: *elbows Y/N*
Y/N: . . .wouldn't know
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Lyney: I-T-G-I-R-L Y'KNOW I AM THAT GURL
Lynette: Lyney, you're a guy
Lyney: What do you mean? I am the "it girl". All girls are jealous of me! They all want to be me!
Lynette: They want you, not want to be you
Lyney: b-but I'm such girlfriend material
Freminet: oh what did the traveller tell him this time
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Scaramouche, plotting: I’ve got the next five years planned out.
Aether: five years… cool..
Aether: I’ve got the next two and a half hours planned. And then there’s darkness. Possibly some dragons.
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childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?
il capitano: …
il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love
childe: oh, okay. cool
childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them
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wriothesley: …you’re giving me a sticker?
sigewinne: not just a sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
wriothesley: i’m not a preschooler.
sigewinne: fine, i’ll take it back-
wriothesley: i earned this, back off.
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Alhaitham, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Kaveh, half asleep: Alhaitham this is a queen size bed. That means it's for *gestures vague to himself* a queen
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Scaramouche: I hate you with every inch of my body.
(Y/N) : *looks him up and down* That’s not a lot of inches.
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Arlecchino: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Furina: >:O language
Sigewinne: Yeah watch your fucking language
Wriothesley: Okay, who taught Sigewinne the fuck word?!
Lynette: 'The fuck word'.
Neuvillette: Are you all stupid? You all use the ‘f word’ all the time
Wriothesley: Oh my god he censored it
Furina: Say fuck, Neuvillette.
Wriothesley: Do it, Neuvillette. Say fuck.
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