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sh1-n0bu · 1 month

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[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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incorrect genshin impact quotes

il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner

arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?

childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff

arlecchino: okay and?

columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet

il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…

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sh1-n0bu · 8 months

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hhhhhhhhh

no no no you guys just don’t get it. irl i’m fucking small, okay? like i’m 163cm. 5’3 or however that would turn out to be. and you guys need to understand that being that small and having an s/o who’s an absolute giant compared tk you (bonus points if they’re in a position of power and commanding) and yet to have your powerful s/o become nothing more than a pathetic whining, whimpering mess who’s just begging for your touch while on their knees with tears welling in their eyes *bangs head against wall bangs head against wall bagns head against wall*

imagine being the lover of jing yuan. he’s a powerful man, a literal general of an entire army and yet the moment he sees you, he’s tugging on your sleeve, pouting as he asks for you to touch him. he’s been such a good boy and holding himself back for you, please help him out? he can get you your favorite snacks! or do you need shoulder massages? jing yuan is running around like an errand boy, trying to please you jusg so he can feel your hand tightly wrapped around his cock.

imagine being the lover of blade. he’s a scary guy. quiet, reserved, cruel and most definitely won’t hesitate to resort to murder if he wants something. or simply if he felt like it. imagine him crawling on your lap with loud whines and soft whimpers, grinding his hard on on your thigh. you always tell him to learn how to use his words but bladie just never seems to get it. maybe you should edge him again until he learns his lesson?

imagine being the lover of gepard landau. he’s the captain of the silvermane guards. the most trusted man and silvermane guard in the entirety of belebog. the people adore him and his subordinates look up to him, wanting to be strong and reliable just like their captain. if only they knew their captain was wearing a hidden collar underneath his high collared undershirt. one that said just who he would kneel to.

imagine being the lover of sampo. he’s a cheeky guy. lies and manipulation tactics ready up his sleeve. he knows how to weasel his way out of every dirty situation. but he would never lie to you. never you. not when you made it clear on just how rough you can be in the bedroom after finding out he lied about not tricking one of the astral express crew. but sometimes, sampo wants to lie again and have you know of it just so he can be put in impossible positions while he sobs and drools deliriously.

imagine being the lover of imbibitor lunae. he is the high elder of vidyadhara, the most respected individual amongst his own race. he’s elegant, divine, ethereal, calm and collected. a person of authority and power. if only the people knew just good you wreck him with only just your fingers. how his tail would curl around you asking for more while he sobs for you to be gentle. he’s always so sensitive in his vidyadhara form. just tug on his tail or guide his head to between your legs by his horns, he would become a mindless, pliant baby in no time.

imagine being the lover of welt. he’s a calm and serious man of the astral express crew. often being their guidance and pillar to lean on when things get a bit too much. heck, sometimes he even acts like a tired dad (that “maaarrrcchhhh” scene in xianzhou quest). hell, he was even formerly the second herrscher of reason, a being that’s literally able to bend the physics of reality itself. and yet he would do anything just so he can feel you around him. he wouldn’t hesitate to try and please you so he can be inside your warm walls, moaning and trembling as you ride him.

imagine being the lover of kafka. she’s a scary woman, no doubt. just a single whisper and you would be nothing more than her cute little puppet. and yet she uses her powers for more… different reasons when with you. ordering you to fuck her cunt, finger her open in the dark alleyway, to let her sit on your face so she can ride herself into overstimulation. kafka loves when you’re in control. especially when wringing orgasm after orgasm from her shaking body.

imagine being the lover of himeko. she’s the one who rebuilt the astral express, a respected and well known genius of a beautiful lady. anyone would be lucky to meet her. but the only luck himeko wants is to feel your fingers inside her. how she would give everything just so she can hear you whisper all sorts of vile things in her ear as you pinch her clit, telling her to keep quiet so she won’t wake up the others.

in conclusion, reverse size kink my beloved🥰🥰

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sh1-n0bu · 1 month

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Boothill's reaction to being refueled

REFUELED😭😭😭😭

anyways, i have seen some boothill leaks today. more specifically his animations, lightcone and story of the lightcone and i am EXTREMELY devastated to say that boothill will be highly unfuckable😔😔 but if there’s a will, there’s a way and nobu is full of will to fuck pixels

from what we know so far, there’s a hold in his lower back that kinda works like gas pump hole and a USB port like holes on his right hip. if we use our imaginations enough, those parts are probably his more “sensitive” and “human” parts. kinda like how mechanical prosthetic limbs work y’know? being attached to the nerve muscles and all

imagine you’re a mechanical traveling partner of boothill’s that helps to repair his parts that frequently break or jam. one day, you got a bit too curious and put a finger inside the hole in his lower back, taking boothill by surprise. he lets out a little yelp, a confused “w-what err ya’ doin’ back there, partner?” coming out. it isn’t common to make boothill stutter. or even more, make his mechanical heart let out a louder than usual whirring sound.

curious and intent to make him more embarrassed, you push two more fingers in, rubbing around and feeling the inside of his hole. the more you feel around, the more louder the whirring of his mechanical heart gets. low panting and whimpers falling out as he bites down on his lips. found his weak spot.

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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incorrect genshin impact quotes

childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

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sh1-n0bu · 1 month

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Do you think Boothill would like it if you fingered his like..hole?? at the back??? I just can't get over the placement like I KNOW its probably for refueling or whatever but..what if i...put my finger in there..? Is he gonna feel it? y'know?

honestly anon, same. same.

currently we know absolutely nothing about boothill or how he works or his bodily functions. but we do know that he’s a cyborg or a robot or a mechanical humanoid thing and that he has a hole at the back for refueling or smt and one on his hip. but the hip one is very small like a USB charger thing

but but BUT!!!! if we use our minds enough and think of him as a cyborg that still has some human senses left behind (like cyborg from teen titans) then perhaps he could feel it. the feeling of your fingers prodding and poking at him, his sides, at the hole in his back. you were just a curious mechanic or even a fellow galaxy ranger that has knowledge on mechanical things. but the moment you slip a finger in too deep and feel that oh, he has some humanoid body parts and judging from the small yelp he let out, you’re gonna have a field day “befriending” boothill

i want him so bad man😔😔

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sh1-n0bu · 7 months

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incorrect hsr quotes #1

march: [name]~! guess who’s here?

[name]: my date?!

march: your husband.

[name], deadpanning: i don’t have a husband. call the police

jing yuan, entering the room with a smug look: ahem. your future husband

blade, out of nowhere: nevermind, i’ll call the police

[name], startled: WAH—?! where did you come from?!

blade, who’s been secretly watching them from the window: …

blade: ahem—

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sh1-n0bu · 6 months

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i literally love capitano so much yall don’t understand. like there’s something so tantalizing abt a big and scary guy + if he has a mask and therefore no one can tell what tf he’s thinking +++ points if he’s in a position of authority and power, when he becomes and absolute mush when with the person he’s pining over or is in a relationship with.

there’s smt so cute abt imagining having him kneel before you easily without question wherever you two may be just so he won’t cause strain in your neck.

there’s smt so sweet abt imagining him carrying you with his large arms wrapped so gently around your middle, carrying you on his shoulder or on his arm so your legs won’t hurt or you won’t have to worry about being left behind with his long strides and big imposing physique.

there’s smt so tender abt imagining him with his helmet off, head resting on your chest, over the gentle thrumming of your heart as his scarred face looks up at you so reverently as if you were the one who created teyvat. how he would simply melt into your touch whenever your hand would cup his cheek or run through his long black hair.

there’s smt so heart warming abt imagining him calling you with all sorts of loving nicknames. he never could simply choose one when all of them fits you so perfectly. “darling”, “my love”, “beloved” and if we’re going by the thought that capitano is natlandish and natlan is based off of viking country perhaps, then “kære” (dearest).

anyways, il capitano better be playable and he better have a new model of an absolutely large and imposing mf like the samurais in inazuma. if not, i will riot

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sh1-n0bu · 9 months

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Sometimes I look at Heizou and I'm like

goddamn that mf gay

this is more like a personal hcs, ramble and analysis rather than an actual fic. hope it’s oaky nonnie😔

but truthfully speaking i just can’t see any of the playable genshin characters being straight? ig???

heizou would probably be pansexual or aromantic maybe. he ain’t straight, have u seen that mans design? his hangout quest? not that im judging cuz he was a bit flirty or anything like that!! idk he just gives off that kind of vibe

just character design wise speaking, he canonically wears chokers in his everyday outfit. and he doesn’t tie his hair, he just ties the rope thing-y over the thin part of his hair. also his hairstyle seems to be some sort of a mullet? i think??????

definitely teases you aka his partner by flashing you his pretty pink nipples with his side cut shirt with a knowing smirk :(( a huge tease

i can see him having interrogation kink, bondage, overstimming and master kink? just master kink but i can also see him having mommy/daddy kink too ig?

definitely loves being a power bottom or a bratty sub. he isn’t going down without a fight (only to talk big yet end up overstimmed and crying at the end of the night)

hes a big whimperer. crier too. i can just see him crying (cue flashback to that one heizou bday art)

if hes feeling more frisky than usual, he will definitely try to have a quickie with you in a dark alleyway or in his office. he loves the feeling it gives him, making his whines more higher pitched than usual at the thought of someone walking in on you fucking him stupid

loves the feeling of you fucking away the thoughts in his mind, fucking away his stress and just making him a putty in your hand. will gladly drag you into his office just so he can cockwarm/strapwarm you. he loves feeling full <3

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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feeling angsty and had a sudden wild thought

so we all know balladeer aka scaramouche would be such a toxic lover right? i mean the guy is constantly tested and experimented on by dottore - one of the cruelest mfs to ever exist - so of course his heart and mind would be screwed up and shut tightly to avoid himself getting hurt more.

even in his voiceline as a wanderer he still carries some of that toxic ways of thinking that if he doesn’t become of any use and pay u back for even a small compliment u threw his way then he’s of no use and that got me thinking.

fatui scaramouche! with an assistant or a close bodyguard assigned to him by pierro even as he whined and grumbled about being strong and dependable enough by himself.

fatui scaramouche! who reluctantly accepts reader as his right hand helper with a long mutterings of curses under his breath.

fatui scaramouche! who soon got used to your constant presence - someone who’s calm and steady like a mountain unlike his harsh and cruel attitude like the merciless electro delusion he wields.

fatui scaramouche! who soon becomes incredibly possessive over his right hand person reader, constantly wanting to be with them, have their attention on him him and only him!

fatui scaramouche! who soon becomes verbal in his possessive nature. dismissing every reason and excuse you have to be away from him even for a little while. calling you untrustworthy and unreliable due to his past 3 betrayals.

fatui scaramouche! who over time slips into physical abuse. punching you, breaking your nose, cutting away at you with his katana, angry shouting and mental breakdown following after as he has his meltdown on the floor of his office while you put pressure over your newest wound.

fatui scaramouche! who has an absolute meltdown when you said you would be deserting the fatui while holding your casted arm - broken by him during one of your physical fights.

fatui scaramouche! who after trying and failing to become a god realizes just how important you were and how much he actually genuinely cared for you as he’s being treated by the dendro archon.

post fatui wanderer! who after successfully erasing himself from the irmunsul goes to nahida first to ask her of any information about you. he just wants to see how you’re doing and apologize for all that he has done. all the beatings, all the manipulation, all the scars, all the emotional neglect and torment he put on you.

post fatui wanderer! who after recieving news of your whereabouts from nahida, happily rushes there. finally he can see you again!

post fatui wanderer! who knocks on your little cozy hut’s wooden door holding a bouquet of flowers - who allows a relieved smile to slip into his face when you opened the door - alive but with a horrible claw shaped scar over one of your eyes. clearly a work of capitano while you where running away possibly. apologies readily sitting on the tip of his tongue.

post fatui wanderer! who asks you “my assistant! it’s been a while” before he lets out a crushed “…huh?” when you replied “sorry… do i know you?”

post fatui wanderer! who only remembers then and there that he erased his memories as kabukimono and the balladeer from irmunsul completely.

post fatui wanderer! who lets out a defeated sigh, handing you the flowers with tears welling in his eyes - hiding them with the brim of his hat.

post fatui wanderer! who gives you a choked "no. i'm sorry i got the wrong person" and leaves with dragged steps yet a small part of his non-existent heart feeling glad that you're still alive and doing well.

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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THIS DAMNED BRAINROT WONT JUST LEAVE MY MIND SINCE I SAW A FANART SINCE 3 DAYS BEFORE!!!

so i’ve recently started reading Vagabond and the main character Miyamoto Musashi uses both of his swords in some fights. the katana in his right and the wakizashi (short short samurai carry alongside their katanas) in his left.

so i found these absolutely GORGEOUS fanarts if scaramouche was kept by ei and became the electro archon and i had a wild thought.

wandering ronin!reader who came across the traveler and paimon by pure chance in liyue and decided to help them out on their travels becoming their friend and ally.

wandering ronin!reader who doesn’t have any vision but managed to take on the 11th of the fatui harbingers and beat him, who became famous for it.

wandering ronin!reader who went to inazuma with the traveler to continue looking for their twin.

wandering ronin!reader who’s stopped by a strange young, handsome man when he said “the one who’s renowned as the master of dual blades. i want you as my personal bodyguard and chamberlain”

wandering ronin!reader who doesn’t give a fuck about the gods, straight up unabashedly declares they don’t care who the fuck he is as the people around yelp in surprise.

wandering ronin!reader gets introduced to the electro archon, raiden kunikuzushi and is called upon by him for a duel. “if i were to win, you will become mine. but if i were to lose then you’re free to do whatever you please”

wandering ronin!reader who accepts said duel and loses by merely a single stroke of their katana. beaten by the great muso-no-hitotachi of the archon of inazuma.

wandering ronin!reader who wakes up with their wound of the raiden’s slash bandaged up with the cause of the wound sitting beside them, who smiles when he sees you’re awake, proudly declaring “you’ve lost. now you’re all mine. you belong to me now ‘master of the dual blade’”

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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Hey not to interrupt the therapy session going on here with the other anon but low key I wanna eat out Ganyu.

This isn't a fic request or anything this is just me letting the thoughts win

-🦝

oh yeah definitely definitely

eating ganyu out to help her “de-stress” as you called it but now she’s starting to think it was all for your own enjoyment and for her suffering. her legs are shaking from how you’ve been suffocating her for hours. she’s already squirted so much but you’re still going! what a meanie you are. tell her she’s doing great. tell her she tastes absolutely divinely delicious. suck on her clit it’ll have her legs spasming around your head, with her weakly mewling “n-noo~ pleashe [name] no moowr…”. spread open her legs with your hands, bite the insides of her thighs until they’re blue and bruised, make her cry. but always be sure to take good care of your sweet adeptus. she does work hard after all.

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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i can fix him❌

i can bend him over the nearest flat surface, force him to muffle his whiny pathetic sobs and fuck him roughly against it as his legs tremble to the point he can’t hold himself up✅

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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so, ahem,,,,, i have a brainrot

modern au! where special forces soldier!reader founds a test subject!rubedo and scaramouche. both whom are probably around 3-5 of age. test subject!scaramouche being able to wield anemo and electro while test subject!rubedo is able to wield cryo.

due to their past of being a test subject they’re very weary of people, specially doctors. and due to their trauma they can’t control their powers and causes injuries and deaths in the base without meaning to. only special forces soldier!reader is able to calm them down due to being the one to find them and escort them to safety. after a while of subduing their powers and teaching them how to control it at the base, the general decides to let sfs!reader take them home and basically become their pseudo-parent.

just a cute found family series i thought of due to a fanart i saw on pinterest.

what do you guys think? should i give it a go?

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sh1-n0bu · 8 months

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oh what i would give to have natasha sit on my face or have her legs wrapped around my head, crushing my skull in 😔😔😔

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sh1-n0bu · 2 years

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i- 😃what????

someone controlling ur body?????

the creator???????

am i losing my mind or is mihoyo/hoyoverse on to smt??????

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