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beehaw !! ft goofy blake ! (drawn by @dummybirdnero :333 ) !!
thank you to everyone who reblogged the sketch! I appreciate you bunches!! <3 was in total an 8 hour process !
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☕ commission for @deadbeatbirdmom.
Outfits based on Sawrin's fic "Double Date"
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So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?
Thank you, and I hope you're ready.
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How To Get Your Man 9
Previously…
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
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Outside the Arc's residency
Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.
Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.
Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*
Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!
Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…
Yang: Wait what?
Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!
Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?
Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!
Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!
Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!
Yang:...Sorry
Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.
Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.
Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!
Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.
Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.
Mama Arc: She is…
The Arc's residency, Living room
Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.
Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.
Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.
Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?
Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.
Outside in the garden
Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!
Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….
Blake: *Also looking* Yep...
Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?
Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.
Weiss: *Surprise* Really?
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Weiss: Are we bad friends?
Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*
Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.
Blake: How?
Ruby: Leave it to me!
She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.
#How To Get Your Man Au#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#yang xiao long#yang#rwby yang#rwby yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#ruby rose#melanie malachite#miltia malachite#Lil' Miss Malachite#rwby#rwby shitpost
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Strategic Placing
Yang: “So, Jaune… sorry about the whole… putting your head through the wall, and all of that…”
Jaune: Don’t worry about it, it’s happened before. No big deal.
Yang: “Again?”
Jaune: You think you’re the first girl who hasn’t decked me for ‘staring’ at her breasts?
Yang: “Ah… I guess that’s why your sister said you had your aura unlocked.”
Jaune: Yes. Yes that’s precisely why it was unlocked…
Jaune: …
Jaune: And, the fact someone would say, ‘heads up,’ or ‘look out,’ and I would have no idea where whatever it was they wanted me to look out for until it hit me…
Yang: “Ouch…”
Yang: …
Yang: “Well… it does give you the excuse to check out girls right~?”
Jaune: …
Yang: …
Yang: “The fact I put your head through a wall isn’t helping my case, is it…?”
Jaune: Not in the slightest.
Yang: “Ah-ha… well… it is an interesting semblance nonetheless. You should be proud of that!”
Jaune: That seeming has a mind of its own… a perverted one of that…
Yang: “What do you mean by that?”
Jaune: Uhhh…
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you… I mean… What’s with the spacing?!
Yang: “Eh?”
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Controversy and Cooperation
Pyrrha/Yang: *debating the merits of the soft, squeezable Bellabooty and the firm, spankable Arc Booty*
Jaune/Blake: *in the next room joining forces to tell the world that muscular women ARE attractive and the doubters are just cowards*
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#bumbleby#Yang X Blake#Yang xiao long X Blake belladonna
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Yang: idk mom, I'm just feeling real low
Her mother:
Yang: oh shit, for real?
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and finally we have a vacuo yang!!!!
#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#bumbleby#blake x yang#rwby yang#rwby blake#rwby fanart#fanart#blake and yang gifted each other their bandanas
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Weiss: 'Being flatter than a board' is NOT valid grounds for irreconcilable differences-
Jaune: Smile! *Camera flash*
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the 10 image limit is homophobic
anway more rwby jokes
Part 1
#rwby#rwby textposts#rwby meme#rwby memes#rwby shitpost#ruby rose rwby#rwby blake#rwby incorrect quotes#rwby ruby#rwby bumbleby#rwby ruby rose#rwby9#team rwby#blake belladonna#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#rwby yang#rwby weiss#rwby yang xiao long#rwby weiss schnee#rwby blake belladonna#incorrect rwby quotes#bumbleby#bumblebee#bmblb#rwby volume 9#rwby v9#rwby fndm#fndm
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Yang: Girls, I have news to share. Blake and I are a couple!
Weiss: It's been obvious for years. You two have been insufferably sappy together.
Blake: Years? Yang only confessed last week.
Ruby: Then what the fluff was all that before last week?!
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Yang: (Kicks down the door in a panic)
Jaune: What did you do?
Yang: NOBODY DIED!
Jaune: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Jaune: Hey Ren? you've been spending a lot of time away from the team-
Nora: WHO'RE DATING REN! I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE RIGHT FOR YOU!
Jaune: We don't know that you're dating anyone. We are jsut curious, because you seem to be ... happier?
Ren: Well, I can explain-NINJA VANISH!
*Poof*
Nora: Dangit Jaune!
Jaune: What'd I do?
Nora: You let him talk! That's how he gets you!
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Blake: Okay guys, I'm heading out.
Ruby: For what?
Yang: Yeah, you've been slinking off a lot when we aren't looking- you aren't taking things on alone again, are you?
Blake: No. No I'm not.
Ruby: Then what are you doing.
Blake: ...
Blake: NINJA VANISH!
*Poof*
Yang: I should've grabbed her.
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Ren and Blake:
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#yang xiao long#rwby shitpost#blake belladonna#nora valkyrie#lie ren#ninjas of love#ninjas in love
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Yang: Rubes I got Weiss' scroll! Let's prank call the head of the sdc
Ruby: you sure that's a good idea?
Yang: of course! it's right here under "daddy"
*Yang dials the number and Ruby's ringtone begins blaring*
Ruby: *blushing and mumbling* must be a coincidence...
Yang: Excuse me while I go drink bleach.
#rwby#ruby rose#whiterose#incorrect quotes#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#rwby memes#yang xiao long#incorrect asks
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