Everyone: [discussing how chuuya isn't really a vampire and how gravity was needed to save dazai in the elevator how the gun shots were a part of their plan etc]
Anime: [Reveals that that's exactly how it was]
Me: wait, those theories were correct? I though we were just in denial
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Dazai: Last night I had a dream that you and I bought matching side by side mansions.
Dazai: But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard.
Chuuya:
Dazai: What do you think it means?
Chuuya:😶
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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called soukoku 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear even Dazai had forgotten to breathe as he watched the storm that was Chuuya.
my buddy Mori, the boss of the port mafia, pacing: only a diamond can polish a diamond
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Law & Order: Yokohama
In the Yokohama underground, hat-based offenses are considered especially heinous. The man who investigates these crimes is an elite detective known as Dazai Osamu. These are his stories.
[Slug Slug]
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You know one thing I've found so funny about Chuuya in WAN! is that despite how much he complains when he has to be around Dazai he still chooses to hang around him.
Like the flower gazing episode, THEY ARE LITERALLY SITTING WITH THEIR BACKS TO EACH OTHER. So as someone who claims to 'hate being around Dazai' he sure goes and decides to sit near him. And like it's not that no one else would change places with him. All he had to do was ask Akutagawa and he would take his seat without question.
AND HE CONTINUES TO LET DAZAI POUR HIM A DRINK DESPITE 'WANTING TO MOVE.'
That's it.
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Chuuya, during a mission: How are we gonna get out of this?
Dazai: Don't worry, I have a plan!
Chuuya: *sighs* Ah, the four words society fears most.
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*soukoku just after a mission*
dazai: chibi, there’s something in my stomach.
chuuya: what the fuck
dazai: there seem to be bees, or beetles of some sort in my stomach. I noticed them when you dragged me out of there.
chuuya: bees? goddamn mackerel what do you mean there’s fucking bees- wait.
chuuya, literally seething with irritation, pinching the bridge of his nose: do you mean butterflies ? like you’re feeling a feeling?
dazai, taken aback: no, of course not.
chuuya: how are you so sure it’s not a feeling, dazai.
dazai, undeterred: because slug, when, pray tell, was the last time I had one of those.
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