Clint, about Maria: You must really like this woman.
Natasha: I do. I hope you do too.
Clint: Hey, any girlfriend of yours is a girlfriend of mine.
Natasha:
Clint: That sounded less weird in my head.
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Jervis, about (y/n): You must really like this person.
Jonathan: I do. And I hope you do too.
Jervis: Mr Crane, any lover of yours is a lover of mine.
Jonathan:
Jervis: That sounded less weird in my head.
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Flug: Don't worry. I have a plan.
GoldHeart, smirks: The four words society fears the most...
GoldHeart: Let's hear it.
- HeroFlugAU
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Mikey: *singing* Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me-
Raph: *opens shower curtain*
Mikey: *feminine screaming* There's this new thing. It's called "knocking."
Raph: Get out!
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Pippin: Trees can't talk!
Treebeard: Well, my lips are moving and words are coming out.
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Richtofen: *singing* Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me-
Dempsey: *opens the shower curtains*
Richtofen: *screaming* There's this new thing! It's called "knocking!"
Dempsey: Get out!
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Astro: Swampy, is my science project destroyed?!
Swampy: What science project?
Astro: The one you’re wearing on your face!
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linda: i just don't know what's gotten into her! tina was always the sweet one!
louise: and me?
linda: you're the smart one.
gene: and me?
linda: uh. you're the other one.
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[Elmer puts a basket with cheese and mice inside in trash]
Bertie: Gross! Is this his house?
Hubie: No! It's his garbage can!
Bertie: Oh.
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ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?
JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!
ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply
JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.
DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster.
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Tony, about Bucky: You must really like this guy.
Steve: I do. And I hope you do too.
Tony: Hey, any boyfriend of yours is a boyfriend of mine.
Steve:
Tony: That sounded less weird in my head.
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*After (y/n) does something stupid and gets them and Stephen sent to another universe by Wanda*
You: We're alive! WE'RE ALIVE!
Stephen: Good!
Stephen: Because now… I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
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the boyfriends <33
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ALVIN: I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT! Oh, none of you believed in me, I KNOW you didn't! But I believed in myself and that was worth more than ALL of you combined!
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Your scrunko is DENIED
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80s episode songs finally finished!
All episode cut songs from the 1983 Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon have been uploaded to our Youtube channel! You can listen to them in the playlists linked below.
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
These are taken from the highest quality sources available. For some episodes, that means a DVD rip. But for others (mostly seasons 6 and 7), that means a 30+ year old VHS recording. Some of these could definitely use higher quality sources. And if a higher quality source becomes available, those songs will be reploaded.
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